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Boyfriend Sends EPIC Break-Up Text, Cites 6 Must-Read Reasons for Split

Posted on November 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Let the following text message serve as a warning, ladies: You may wanna avoid dating any man who is unusually close to his cat. We offer this unsolicited advice on behalf of Amy Nelmes’ good pal, who was recently dumped by her boyfriend in immaturely/hilariously/awesomely memorable fashion “My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3,” Nelmes Tweeted upon posting the following text: We’re not sure if this is a text message fail or a wild text message success… at least in the eyes of everyone not involved in the now-former relationship. In the course of one message, this guy came across like a social media stalker… a crazy cat owner… and a stuck-up prude. Don’t cry yourself to sleep over this one, Bobo. We think you’re gonna come out on top in the end. Plus, consider all the other ways in which you could have been dissed, dismissed and dumped via text message: 12 Heartbreakingly Hilarious Breakup Texts 1. #TransformationTuesday Breakup Ouch. This is not the way you want #TransformationTuesday to go. Not at all. Speaking to an Australian news site, Bobo said of her ex: “He was 30, had a job, a car and a house. Certainly not what I normally manage to attract, so I thought I was onto something. He was a bit of a nerd, perhaps a bit quiet, but a genuinely nice guy all the same.” She also said she’ll never again date a man with a cat.

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Unveil Kim Kardashian-Inspired Christmas Card: See It Here!

Posted on November 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ellen DeGeneres has a lot of history with Kim Kardashian. The reality star renewed her vows with Kris Humphries in October 2011 on an episode of the comedian’s talk show. She also accepted the Ice Buckett challenge alongside Ellen. DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi also mocked Kim and Kanye West’s “Bound 2” music video for their Christmas card last year. And now the hilarious couple is up to it again. Consider their 2014 holiday card, unveiled today on an episodeof Ellen : DeGeneres’s holiday cards are part of a partnership with Shutterfly in which the company donates money to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital and the Humane Society. So they’re funny… they’re creative… and they’re for a good cause. Oh, and they also poke fun at Kim Kardashian. Talk about a win-win-win-win! DeGeneres and de Rossi, of course, aren’t the only ones to have taken a jab at Kardashian’s bare naked Paper Magazine pictorial over the past few days. Relive some of the best Internet memes below and select your favorite: Kim Kardashian Paper Cover Memes 1. Kim Kardashian as a Centaur Sorry, Kim Kardashian. But you pretty much asked for this with your latest cover pose.

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Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus: Caught Kissing on Camera!!!

Posted on November 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Unless friends play games of tonsil hockey, Patrick Schwarzenegger is totally dating Miley Cyrus. Rumors of this actor’s son and this pop music superstar hooking up first made the Internet rounds in early November. But the chatter was sealed with a kiss on Thursday night when Schwarzenegger and Cyrus watched a USC football game from the sidelines of the Los Angeles Coliseum… and swapped a great deal of spit in the process. Watch this video to see all the (HAWT!) action. Patrick Schwarzenegger Kisses Miley Cyrus!!! Schwarzenegger – the son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver – is a student at USC. Based on the above pictures, it appears as if he’s snapping a selfie of the smooch as well, meaning the couple isn’t shy about its new romance. And also meaning he’ll fit right in with the selfie-loving Cyrus. Patrick Schwarzenegger has previously been romantically linked to Taylor Swift , while Miley most famously dated Liam Hemsworth . They were even engaged for a brief period of time. Neither Patrick nor Miley has said anything publicly about their relationship, but mouths doesn’t always need to talk in order to get a message across. The video included here proves as much. 11 Miley Cyrus Crotch Shots 1. Miley Cyrus Crotch Close-Up Yes, Miley Cyrus, we know: you shave your crotch. Please put it away now. Patrick Schwarzenegger may soon get his own up close and very personal look at Miley’s crotch… if you know what we mean!

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Amanda Bynes: I Want to KILL My Dad and Leave His Body in a Ditch!

Posted on November 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Bynes needs help badly, as evidenced by two recent audio recordings in which she unloads on her parents, especially her estranged father Rick. Amanda Bynes: My Dad Needs to DIE The two audio clips were recorded a week ago by one of the trouble actress’ West Hollywood roommates as they drove somewhere in a car together. We’ve posted reports about Amanda talking to inanimate objects or herself over the past few months, but this is our first direct insight into her mind. It’s not a pretty place, which goes without saying. Bynes’ ramblings show just how far she has gone off the rails, and family and friends actually wanted TMZ to post these to prove she needs help. Amanda casually but seriously talks of murdering her dad, slitting her mom’s wrists, burning her house down and leaving her father’s body in a ditch. Then she attacks a friend in the second rant, telling him, “You’re so gay it hurts my feelings” at the end of more than a minute of nonsensical ramblings. Amanda Bynes to Friend: You’re So GAY Will this be a wake-up call for professionals to intervene? Even if it is, do they have legal standing to do so, given that Amanda was let go once before, not only after being placed in a mental facility due to similar concerns? It’s all far from certain, and extremely sad at this point. Amanda Bynes was just released from psychiatric care last month in a stunning decision 17 days after she was placed under a 5150 hold in Pasadena, Calif. We can all agree it’s clear that was a huge mistake. It should never have happened, and her actions in recent weeks prove it. We’ve gone beyond Twitter rants about Caleb Pusey and veered into dangerous territory. The only question is how badly it will end. 45 Seriously OMG WTF Amanda Bynes Photos 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter.

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15 Other Times Kim Kardashian Got Naked for a Magazine

Posted on November 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This just in:  Those  Kim Kardashian nude photos published in Paper did not break the Internet, despite the magazine’s cover tease and its subject’s claim on Twitter. And we think we know why: Kim Kardashian has posed nude many, many times before. She’s gotten naked for Playboy. She’s donned her birthday suit for W Magazine. And remember the Kim Kardashian sex tape that made her famous in the first place? Totes naked during its filming! Kim Kardashian Nude Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Nude Image Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!) Heck, Kim’s Instagram account is filled with more skin than layers of clothing. So perhaps it’s actually pretty understandable why the public made a few comments about Kardashian’s latest spread and then moved on to that cool comet landing . A vessel had literally never landed on a comet before. However, as depicted above, Kim Kardashian has taken off her clothes in national magazines plenty of times before.

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Johnny Depp: Drunk Speech is Only Highlight of Hollywood Film Awards! Watch Now!

Posted on November 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Hollywood Film Awards were held last night, and if you’ve never heard of the event, don’t worry – neither has anyone else. It was the first time the awards were televised. A-listers from Ben Affleck to producer James L. Brooks publicly dismissed the HFAs as a joke. But the best indicator of just how seriously Hollywood takes the Hollywood Film Awards was Johnny Depp’s BAC, which apparently peaked right around the time he took the stage: Johnny Depp: Hollywood Film Awards Speech Yes, it seems Depp employed the Captain Jack Sparrow method for coping with pre-show jitters and downed a barrel of rum backstage. Hey, Johnny might be in he’s 50s, but he’s engaged to Amber Heard , who’s only 28. Maybe he figures if she’s not gonna take full advantage of her youth, then he’ll party hard enough for both of them. The sight of Depp slurring and stumbling his way through what should have been a 30 second speech makes us nostalgic for the days of his booze-and-coke-fueled relationship with Kate Moss . Ah, memories. In case you can’t tell, Johnny is presenting an award to Shep Gordon – subject of the new documentary Supermensch – because apparently the HFAs are the kind of show that honors people for being the subject of a documentary. (And for showing up.) Sounds like the kind of night that requires a drink or 12 in order to make it tolerable. Hunter S. Thompson would approve. 33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You’re Not Them 1. Flavor Flav It’s all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.

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Taylor Swift’s "Shake It Off" Set to ’80s Aerobics Video Wins Internet Forever

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift’s smash single “Shake It Off” has become so ubiquitous since its release earlier this fall that it somehow even managed to travel through time. How else do you explain her album sales, which look like totals from a bygone era, or the fact that an ’80s aerobics routine managed to use the hit track? Or so you might think, thanks to YouTube user Thomas Jung, who combined this ’80s video with the song, making for just about the best video maybe ever: Taylor Swift Presents 1989 Aerobics Championship – Shake It Off The choreography, originally performed at the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship hosted by Alan Thicke, syncs perfectly to “Shake It Off.” We’re not sure what’s funnier, how well Swift’s song fits the video or the fact that this was, at one point, an actual thing that existed somewhere in civilization. It’s almost as if Swift (who was born in 1989 and whose already wildly successful album 1989 was released last week) wrote the tune while watching this clip. We can certainly see her dancing like this in the studio or at home. Swift herself caught wind of the video Friday, tweeting a link and the caption: “Sneak peak at the official ‘Shake It Off’ choreography for the 1989 World Tour.” Ha! She’s the best. 27 Taylor Swift Dancing Gifs from “Shake It Off” 1. Bring It On What do you have to say about cheerleaders NOW, Taylor?

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Jimmy Kimmel Presents… Weather Patterns That Look Like Penises!

Posted on October 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jimmy Kimmel likes to mock the weather in Los Angeles, especially when reporters FREAK OUT OVER THE RAIN . On last night’s edition of Jimmy Kimmel, however, the host prepared viewers for a forecast of sun, clouds and a definitely chance of.. male genitalia?!? “There’s actually someone at this show whose job it is to keep track of penis-shaped weather patterns,” Kimmel told the audience. “His parents are very, very proud.” Kimmel then aired clips from Good Morning America and KCAL, among other shows and stations, which depicted meteorologists drawing penis-like shapes on their weather maps. Why? Because penises are funny! Jimmy Kimmel Tracks Penis-Shaped Weather Patterns In other sexual snafu news, a CBS station unintentionally linked to a porn site in a tweet last week while reminding viewers to “use our interactive radar to track the rain and storms. Really, that happened.  Two photo galleries feel relevant in regard to Kimmel’s awesome segment. On one, celebrities send photos of their junk to people who don’t want it… 7 Stars Who Have Sent Photos of Their Penis 1. Brett Favre Brett Favre didn’t just send another woman a photo of his penis in 2010. He did so while married… and the other woman was an employee of the team for whom he played. … in the other, we simply live at Jimmy Kimmel Live skits and sketches: 37 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone 1. Lie Witness News: Barack Obama Birthday Edition! Jimmy Kimmel Live makes up stories about Barack Obama for this edition of Lie Witness News. And everyone believes the lies!

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Older Cat Warns Kitten About New "Thing" in House, Explains Concept of a "Dog"

Posted on October 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Veteran Cat is back to advise Unsure Kitten. Back in June, we ran a Buzzfeed video that served as an extended, amazingly awesome ad for Friskies. It featured the narration of an older feline offering words of wisdom to a young animal of his same species, warning him against the ” monster known as vaccum .” Now, the two have returned for another “Dear Kitten” spot, one focuses on that new “thing” in the house. “It is called a ‘dog,'” the older cat explains. “Imagine a cat. Now take away cleanliness, independence, and intelligence. What you have left is basically a dog.” The cat goes on to tell the kitten about what dogs do with newspapers… how they’ll eat “butt paper”… and how they possess a “psycho furry sword” that he’d be well served to avoid. Be sure to watch until at least the 2:10 mark and just try not to burst out laughing when the cat goes on about owners referring to their canines as a “puppy.” Cat Explains Concept of Dog to a Kitten In real life, of course, dogs and cats get along better than most realize. Even big dogs and cats. Just look at how this Bulldog has adopted a set of kittens: Bulldog Adopts Kittens: Totally AWWW-dorable! 1. Adorable Animal Family This bulldog is named Hammie. He has become the adoptive, protective parent of a litter of kittens.

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Nina Dobrev to Appear on The Originals as Part of Vampire Diaries Crossover!

Posted on September 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fans of The Originals and The Vampire Diaries are in for a treat, as TVD star Nina Dobrev will soon help connect the universes of the two CW hits. 23 Hottest Nina Dobrev Pics 1. Nina Dobrev Swimsuit Pic Nina Dobrev looking gorge in a swimsuit. She looks gorge in anything really. Julie Plec – who created both series – explained the crossover and the type of role Dobrev will play on The Originals during a recent interview with E! News. Plec says Dobrev will play an irresistibly “alluring” doppelganger named Tatia who had romantic dalliances with two main characters. “She was mentioned in season 3 in association with both Klaus and Elijah, and how they became vampires, and a girl they both loved who was the original doppelganger,” says Plec. “So Nina Dobrev will be visiting The Originals for a nice little storyline in our fifth episode which airs November 3.” Sources say Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder aren’t speaking on the set of The Vampire Diaries, so we imagine she’ll welcome the chance to visit a different production.   And, of course, playing an alluring temptress shouldn’t present much of a challenge for Dobrev. As always, you can watch The Vampire Diaries online at TV Fanatic to see Nina do her thing. And don’t forget to check out the cast of The Originals before they were stars in the gallery below: The Originals Cast Before They Were Stars 1. The Originals Cast The Originals Season 2 returns to The CW on October 5! Take a look at our favorite Mikaelson siblings and their fellow castmates before they were stars!

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