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Riff Raff Offers Worst Dieting Advice Ever in Hilariously WTF?! Video

Posted on January 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re not familiar with Riff Raff, just imagine if someone threw Kesha in a blender with the worst ’80s neon fashion and then poured that toxic concoction into one of Lil Jon’s bejeweled pimp goblets. He’s a rapper (and apparently an aspiring pro wrestler) but Riff is best known for briefly dating Katy Perry and just generally being a ridiculous human being. Mr. Raff famously bid farewell to his epic coke and booze habits recently in hopes of bulking up for his WWE debut. Fortunately, his new life of (relative) sobriety hasn’t made him any less of a blinged-out human acid trip, as you can see in the video below: Riff Raff Diet Plan “I don’t wanna be lil something. I don’t want to be such-and-such a lil la, la, la. A little hokey-dokey, a little shungy-lungy” Riff begins in what appears to be some sort of language that twins teach other. He goes on to detail the diet that’s allowed him to pack on 30 pounds in just one month. Prepare to feel much less guilty about that order of wings you wolfed down for lunch: “I eat hamburgers, a lot of seafood, lobster, pizza…You ever have buttermilk ranch sauce over ice? In a cup and then you drink it? You should try it some time.” “Some people eat all healthy. I don’t wanna hear that sh-t…Some people want to eat chicken breasts and rice. I flat-out can’t because it tastes too much not nice.” Vice conducted a follow-up interview with Riff after this video was filmed. It seems he’s gained another 15 pounds, he’s training with Hulk Hogan, and he’s just as committed to his strict health regimen: “I EAT A LOT OF FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES 4 TIMES A DAY SUMTIMES,” says the man also known as Jody Highroller for some reason. Sounds like a solid plan to us. Hopefully, his tour rider includes a defibrillator these days. 15 Best You Did Not Eat That Instagram Posts 1. Kourtney Kardashian vs. That Fried Thing on a Fork Kourtney Kardashian IS pregnant, so MAYBE she ate that fried thing on a fork. But probably not.

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NFL Bad Lip Reading 2015: Who Likes Strong Pickles?

Posted on January 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s time for a beloved football tradition that’s recently become the best part of the two-week period between the conference championships and the Super Bowl. No, not the Pro Bowl. (When are they gonna do away with that thing?) We’re talking, of course, about the  NFL Bad Lip Reading video! NFL Bad Lip Reading 2015 The guys responsible for the Bad Lip Reading YouTube channel are full-blown absurdist comic geniuses and for some reason, they seem to really bring their A-game to the annual NFL montage. Each year brings a treasure trove of brilliantly random and randomly brilliant gems, and the 2015 clip is no exception. Some highlights: “I have flaps.” – Rams coach, Jeff Fisher “Holla! We gon’ ball!” – Colts QB, Andrew Luck “He lived with some peaceful monkeys outside his aunt’s boyfriend’s cabin and had an old sheepdog named Paco Sinbad.” – Panthers QB, Cam Newton “Where’s my fury friend?!” – 49ers QB, Colin Kaepernick “Give me a tiny boat, and Ill sing all day!” – Cam Newton (again) You get the idea. The whole video is worth it just for Tom Brady’s thoughts on animal cruelty at the very end. Aside from that amazing Odell Beckham, Jr. catch , this might be the highlight of what was often a very ugly football season. 19 Winning Fantasy Football Team Names 1. Gronkey Punch You must do the Rob Gronkowski toy soldier dance upon winning each week.

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Nathaniel Follette Arrested For Riding Bike Through Supermarket, Protests With HILARIOUS Mug Shot

Posted on January 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

California man Nathaniel Follette was arrested last weekend for riding his bicycle through a supermarket, and protested with arguably the best mug shot of all time. See below. What more needs to be said? 25 Most Hilarious Mug Shots Ever 1. Nathaniel Follette Mugs For Mug Shot Nathaniel Follette posed for this amazing mug shot – possibly the greatest of all time – after a recent arrest for riding his bike through a grocery store. Having seen Follette bicycling through the store, the manager and onsite security guard tried to deal with the situation themselves. They were not successful. Nathaniel allegedly responded by threatening them with a pocket knife, which he was still holding when Madera, Calif., police officers arrived on the scene. Follette was quickly taken into custody. He was not happy about it, according to authorities, and decided to express his displeasure. Sans knife this time. His mug shot? Definitely top five all time. Police weren’t as amused as we are, and Follette now faces charges for resisting arrest, exhibiting a weapon … and being a complete and utter smart ass.

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Swedish Genital Cartoon Creates Uproar, Hilarity

Posted on January 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re one of those people who thinks that Spongebob occasionally goes too far, then you might not want to watch this clip from Bacillakuten, a Swedish cartoon designed to teach young children about the human body: Swedish Penis and Vagina Cartoon Yes, that’s a cartoon penis and vagina bouncing around like something from Miley Cyrus’ Instagram page come to life.  The clip has racked up nearly 3 million views on YouTube, making “Willie” and “Snippan” the Internet stars of the moment. (We’re guessing Willie is the penis?) Unfortunately, not everyone who’s watched the video sees the humor or educational value in it. “You’ve gone too far!” wrote one user, adding that her children her no longer be permitted to watch the Bacillakuten YouTube channel. Others have shot back, noting that the show is designed to teach kids about their bodies and, well…genitals are part of the body: “Shame on you!” wrote one irate parent. “What do you say to your kids when they ask about sex!” Kasja Peters, the show’s director issued a statement saying that the content for the show is based on questions that producers receive from children. She added, “When there is so much discussion and debate, maybe that means it’s something that society needs.” We agree. They must be doing something right. After all, this is the most attention paid to a dong since Ben Affleck got naked in Gone Girl . #FreeWillie

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Guy Robs Pizza Shop, Cops Match Note to Toilet Paper at His Apartment

Posted on December 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We’ve heard about a lot of dumb criminals in our day, but being undone by your own toilet paper? Eric Frey stands alone in having achieved that dubious feat. The would-be pizza shop robber, 29, was linked to the crime by toilet paper in his Pennsylvania residence and apprehended by local law enforcement. Uniontown police say Frey tried to rob Michael Maria’s Pizza on Saturday by handing an employee a note written on toilet paper. Its message was simple: “I have a gun. Give me $300.” Police arrived before Frey could leave, after an employee hit a panic button, so they were either very fast or he’s just slow as crap at robbing people. Clearly he’s not very good at it, in any case. Caught in the act, Frey told officers he was forced to commit the robbery by a large, bearded man with a gun. The bearded thug accosted him in a nearby alley and put him up to this, he said … but police searched his apartment and wiped out (har har) that story. When the authorities arrived, they found a newly opened roll of toilet paper, and on it, the pen impression from Frey’s threatening note on an outer sheet.  Talk about flushing out the truth … or something. No word if it was one- or two-ply, or brand name or generic TP, but the wannabe crook is now locked up. As are some, but not all of these folks from THG’s Strange But True News Hall of Fame. It’s an eclectic mix of human beings, that much is for certain … Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Jasmine Tridevil: Florida Woman Gets Third Breast to Become “Unattractive to Men” (And Land Reality Show) Jasmine Tridevil is a Florida woman who had a third breast surgically implanted between her other two. She says she hopes to land an MTV reality show.

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Merry Christmas… From a Dog Riding a Roomba!

Posted on December 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s snowing in some parts of the country. Many readers are likely sitting in front of a fire as they read this, having opened presents, reveled in the joy of their relatives and perhaps drank too much Eggnog. So, what could make Christmas better? How about a Boston Terrier dressed up in a festive outfit while riding a Roomba? Yup. That’s what we thought… Dog Rides Roomba for Christmas This Terrier (named Five) follows in a grand tradition, of course. Remember when that cat wore a shark costume and also rode a Roomba? Or when that cat wore a shark costume and rode a Roomba while hanging out with a shark-like baby ? Good times all around. Check out this montage of pets riding around on a Roomba and please have a safe, happy and and healthy holiday season. From our THG family to yours! 23 Crazy Cute Costumed Pets 1. Superdog! He’s faster than a speeding bullet and stronger than a locomotive. And he really wants a rawhide right about now.

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Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Return to Camp Winnipesaukee, Sing Third Eye Blind

Posted on December 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon are both talented, versatile entertainers individually, but there’s something about bringing the two together is pure comedic gold. Witness this effort from last night and you’ll see what we mean … Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake – Camp Winnipesaukee The music superstar, once again, proved why he has become one of the most beloved characters to appear on a talk show last night on Fallon’s program. His frequent collaborator on Saturday Night Live brought his skills back to The Tonight Show Tuesday, reprising his “Camp Winnipesaukee” with Jimmy. If you haven’t seen it, look up some previous versions, because they’re equally amazing, but this one might have raised the bar to even greater heights. Between the penis innuendoes, pubic hair comparisons, and good, old-fashioned sing-alongs, this is a twosome that makes you want to attend this camp. Or at least dust off your old Third Eye Blind compact disc. Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon = LOL 1. Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake on Late Night Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake are kids at summer camp, singing “Only Wanna Be With You” by Hootie & The Blowfish in this hilarious new skit.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Undergoes Wes Anderson Makeover

Posted on December 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We’ve already seen what would happen if the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer had been directed by George Lucas : Many creatures, a lot of CGI and at least one appearance by a certain ghostly presence. But what if director Wes Anderson were to present the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer ? It might be set to “Le Temps De L’amour,” the song featured in the Moonrise Kingdom preview. It often might incorporate some overhead shots… and Anderson’s favorite font… and some mock Stormtrooper Polaroids. In other words: it might look and sound like this: Star Wars Force Awakens Trailer… Presented by Wes Anderson Thank you, genius Internet user who created this video and who referred to the mysterious Sith-like character in it as a “hooded ruffian.” It’s incredible. The Star Wars: The Force Awakens, the first film in this iconic franchise since 2005, will be released on December 18, 2015. It will bring back old favorites such as Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill and it will include new members of the Star Wars universe such as Oscar Isaac, Daisy Ridley and John Boyega. As for the actual new Star Wars trailer, which was actually pretty incredible on its own? Here’s a look at the most memorable moments from it, in GIF form: 11 Memorable Scenes from the Star Wars Trailer 1. John Boyega As… … A Stormtrooper, we assume. But could this new cast member be posing as a Stormtrooper?

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Ferret Attempts to Jumps from Table to Ironing Board, Fails Miserably

Posted on November 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Earlier this week, we posted a video of a cat trying to jump from the roof of one vehicle through the (closed) window of another vehicle. Needless to say, it did not go well for the feline . But at least that animal actually made it to his destination. The following footage features a ferret (who is wearing a glow-in-the-dark piece of jewelry and apparently hanging out at a home rave) who really wants to leap from the table to the ironing board. He readies himself. He bends his legs a few times. And then he doesn’t come anywhere close to accomplish his goal. Ferret Jump FAIL! SPLAT! Don’t worry, though: we’ve learned the ferret escaped this mishap unharmed. So it’s okay to laugh – and also to wonder: Is this now the worst animal jump on record? Or does the cat who crashed down his car and into the garage still hold that title? At least both animals can take comfort in the fact that they aren’t alone. Plenty of pets often fail at life, as documented here: 24 Times Dogs Have Hilariously Failed at Life 1. Here I come, couch! Did someone move these pieces of furniture farther apart when I was asleep?!?

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Grandmas Smoke Weed For the First Time, Video Goes Viral For Obvious Reasons

Posted on November 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What happens when three adorable grandmothers smoke weed for the first time ever? Exactly what you think, but that doesn’t make it any less AWESOME! Grandmas Smoke Weed For the First Time Needless to say, there is puffing, puffing and passing, then more puffing, more passing, some coughing and some hysterical laughing. Because WEED. Basically if you like weed, or grandmas, or both, this is well worth your time. If you don’t like either of those things, because your grandmothers are cruel or you find weed morally objectionable … okay, fine, but this is still amazing! Seriously. Betty White has proven time and again that cute old ladies doing stuff normally associated with people one third of their age is just gold. These women take a page right out of her senior playbook. Well handled! “This could be dangerous,” one of them remarks, probably overstating it. Typically you don’t have an issue unless you smoke the heck out of 9-10 marijuanas. Watch them get high for the first time and pass it along … the video, that is. Then scroll through the gallery below for some things we think the trio should try next. Seriously, they should try to one-up every single one of these clowns: 33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You’re Not Them 1. Flavor Flav It’s all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.

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