If you’re a 911 dispatcher, you’ve likely heard everything. Still, this unusual call from a few years ago, which has gone viral again this week, may top them all. When a four-year-old boy named Johnny ran into problems with his math questions, he naturally turned to help from the first responders of his community. The kid was up front about what he needed assistance with – no, not his mouth, his math – and insistent that he needed help … and the dispatcher obliged: Kid Calls 911 For Homework Help Once he realized what was going on, he didn’t hang up on the kid or ask to speak to his mom (who made an appearance later), but rather asked: “What kind of math do you have that you need help with anyway?” After the kid said “takeaways,” the following exchange occurred: Boy: Okay, 16 take away 8 is what? Dispatcher: You tell me. How much do you think it is. Boy: I don’t know. 1? Dispatcher: How old are you? Boy: 4. Dispatcher: 4? Boy: Yeah. Classic. At that point, Johnny’s mom walked in and discovered this. Understandably, she was far from pleased that he called the cops, but he countered: “You said if I need help to call somebody!” He’s got a point, mom …
The Internet has always been run by cats, but with this video of Mean Girls reenacted by kittens, the entire web as we know it can officially hang it up. You’re not gonna do better than this, Cyberspace. At least not today … unless Justin Bieber gets arrested again and is filmed trying to break out of his cell naked. Now try to get that image out of your head as you feast your eyes on this feline-centric parody of the Tina Fey-Lindsay Lohan classic from the Pet Collective … Mean Cats – Mean Girls Parody! The attention to detail throughout is tremendous, with the feline twists pulled off in fantastic fashion. You can’t just ask people why they aren’t lions! Damian, for his part, is “too gray to function” while the girl at the end just wants to bake a cake out of “rainbows and catnip” so everyone can be happy. Watch Pet Collective’s masterpiece above from start to finish and be sure to click the slideshow below for many more classic cat videos from the THG archives … 36 Crazy Cat Videos Open Slideshow 1. Cat Licks Vacuum Cleaner, Holds it Like Bong Check out this awesome video of a cat licking a vacuum cleaner, and holding it like a bong. View As List 1. Cat Licks Vacuum Cleaner, Holds it Like Bong Check out this awesome video of a cat licking a vacuum cleaner, and holding it like a bong. 2. Cat Attacks Woman in Snow You gotta see what happens when this woman kicks snow in a cat’s face. It doesn’t end well for her. 3. Cat and Owner Play Peekaboo A cat and his owner play Peekaboo in this video. Could anything be cuter? 4. Cats Watch Tennis Two cats take in a tennis match in this video. Trust us, it’s beyond adorable. 5. Cat Loves Ice Cream! This cat loves licking this ice cream cone. Watch him enjoy it for 90 solid seconds now. 6. Cat Rides on Turtle A cute video of a cat riding on a turtle. Need we say more? 7. Cats Steal Beds, Dogs Get Pissed Cats sometime steal beds from their fellow pets. And when this happens, dogs get angry and confused. 8. Shark Cat Rides Roomba A cat dressed like a shark rides around on a Roomba in this video. There’s not much else to say about it. 9. Mean Cats – Mean Girls Parody! This awesome parody of Mean Girls is reenacted by cats. MEAN Cats! 10. Cats Who Hate Christmas A mashup of grinch cats who hate the holidays … or at least cause a lot of holiday-themed trouble. 11. Cat Vacuum Cleaner Cat. Used as vacuum cleaner. Enjoy. 12. Cat Reacts to Balloon HA! This video cracks us up. Watch now as a cat reacts to his owner carrying a balloon. 13. Hot Guys, Cats Modeling Shirtless men and the cats the emulate their hot model poses … a photo essay. 14. Mother Cat With Kitten Cat Mother and kitten bonding baby talk in a video that will make your heart melt. 15. Cat Plays with Dog’s Tail A cat plays with a dog’s wagging tail in this video. It is the cutest thing you’ll watch all week. 16. Cat and Dog Team Up: Let’s Escape! A cat and a dog team up in this hilarious video. They are intent on escaping! Watch now. 17. Cat Chases Fox Away Most cats get chased by the local dog on a daily basis, but in Allendale, Michigan, it’s a fox that gets the run around from a cat. 18. Meet the Cat with the World’s Longest Hair Say hello to Colonel Meow. He has longer hair than any cat in the whole wide world. 19. Dogs and Cats Who Need a Nap These pets really need to catch some zzz’s. Check it out and try not to “awwww” too loudly. 20. Cats Puking To Techno Cats. Puking. To techno music. Sometimes a video classic speaks for itself. BARFFFFFFF! 21. Two-Headed Cat Born in Oregon A kitten with two heads is alive and well in Oregon. Really! See for yourself here. 22. Cat Attacks Cardboard Cat This real-life cat attacks a series of cardboard cats on this hilarious viral video. Watch now! 23. Nyan Cat! Nyan Cat is one of the more popular Internet memes of recent years. We have no idea why. 24. Grumpy Cat in a Box Grumpy Cat. In a box. What more do you need to say? 25. Cat Poses in Mirror This cat can’t help but admire himself in the mirror. Narcissist. 26. Cat Walks Dog Home A cat walks a dog home on a leash in this adorable video. Watch now! 27. Cat Swims, News Anchor Loses It Watch this news anchor’s reaction to a story on a swimming cat. 28. Adult Cat Finder Adult Cat Finder. For all of you looking for some HOT feline tail online. 29. Grumpy Cat Harlem Shake Video Even Grumpy Cat can’t resist getting into the Harlem Shake. 30. Cat Refuses Affection This cat’s owner loves it so much. But the cat is just not having any overtures of affection. 31. Univision Weather Cat A cat randomly wanders across the weather report Live on Univision … pretty awesome. 32. Cat Alarm Clock This cat has found the ideal way to get his owner the heck out of bed. 33. Cat Tries, Fails to Drink Water This cat is not your most efficient water drinker, but he gets the job done enough. 34. Cat Playing Shell Game This cat is pretty darn good at the shell game. Two out of three? Better than most humans! 35. Pet the Cat. Now. This Scottish Fold cat makes it clear what its owners role is. Pet the cat. Now. 36. Cat Takes on Alligator This house cat was not about to be intimidated … even by an alligator!
Another scary movie, another awesome prank. Following last year’s Carrie joke – in which the PR machine behind that film made people believe a coffee shop patron was possessed – the producers behind Devil’s Due have come out with their own frightening promotion. It involves the sidewalks of New York City. A seemingly abandoned stroller. And what appears to be an innocent baby inside, waiting for concerned citizens to check on him. Only this is no innocent baby. It’s a robot that lets out a scream – and vomits and flips off the police – when approached, leaving folks to react in terror. Amazingly hilarious terror. WATCH NOW: Devil Baby Scares New Yorkers
Haters, you better recognize: Gabourey Sidibe is totally awesome. Following her red carpet appearance at Sunday’s Golden Globes , some morons took to Twitter and took issue with how the actress looked in her Michael Costello dress. But did the former Oscar nominee and American Horror Story star let the weight bigots get to her? Of course not. Gabourey Sidibe Wins Twitter She brushed them away with the early favorite for Comeback Tweet of the Year. “To people making mean comments about my GG pics,” Sidibe wrote. “I mos def cried about it on that private jet on my way to my dream job last night. #JK” And THAT, people, is how you shut up the critics in fewer than 140 characters. Game. Set. Match, Gabourey Sidibe. The actress has talent beyond her Twitter typing and quick wit, too, of course. Watch American Horror Story online right now to see what we mean.
It’s not everyday that someone crashes through the ceiling of a golf shop. At least we didn’t think this was something that took place on a frequent basis, but – based on the following footage – perhaps we made a false assumption. In the video, a man falls to the floor of a shop… and then just lies there casually. Hey Ron , says a store employee. Hey Billy , responds the prone gentleman. That hurt . We’d imagine so. Watch the accident and the relaxed response to it now: Man Falls Through Ceiling, Shrugs It Off
Some surprise wedding proposals go just as planned. Kanye West popped the question to a stunned Kim Kardashian and captured the entire thing on video. Justin Timberlake actually helped initiate this awesome, concert-based proposal. And the guy who broke into his girlfriend’s Pinterest to craft the dream proposal? Genius and romantic! But asking the love of your life to marry you inside a photo booth at the Oklahoma Aquarium can have its drawbacks. As documented here by a woman on Reddit, the good news is that she said yes. The bad/hilarious news is the background chosen for the image that will forever be remembered as the moment this couple got engaged. HA!
Veronica Mars is nearly back in our lives. Big screen style! Just one year after raising a windfall of money via Kickstarter, the Veronica Mars movie will open on March 14 – and you can feast your eyes on the first full-length trailer below. It takes us nine years into the future, with Veronica in New York and Logan in California… and also in trouble. What brings this lawyer (?!?) back to her native town and into her former line of work? And who does she punch out in the preview? Watch now and find out: Veronica Mars Trailer Looking to catch up before the film opens? Watch Veronica Mars online at TV Fanatic.
When it comes to breakups, there really is no good way. Nothing you do or say is going to soften the blow, but some methods are still better than others. For one, doing it over text message is suspect, no matter how diplomatic you are. Second, trying to pass off a Batman line as your own whilst dumping someone? Epic fail. Not drawing inspiration from Batman , mind you, but full-on copy-pasting. Behold, what is possibly the laziest breakup effort in the history of civilization: Why be up front when you can troll the web for movie quotes ?
When you’re going through a breakup, a wedding is the last place you want to be. More specifically, in the path of the bride’s bouquet toss at a wedding. Just ask this newly-divorced woman in the flowers’ path … “[Here’s] my mom’s reaction to getting married after her recent divorce,” one Reddit user captioned the pic above, which is really worth a thousand words. This can serve as a teachable moment, though, in some respects. If you do end up in a crowd full of single women in the bouquet-catching zone, you don’t HAVE to make a play for it. In fact, you can do just the opposite. Bury your head in your hands and duck. Infallible, really. Some commenters have questioned if the divorced mom is actually the woman off to the side with her hands on her hips … which would also be appropriate. Not quite as emblematic, however, of the heartbreak and emotional devastation of the demise of a long-term relationship juxtaposed with a wedding setting. Or as funny.
