Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens were caught getting totally wasted in Florida this week, but fear not. They aren’t going all Lindsay Lohan on us. The young actresses co-star with Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine in Spring Breakers , an upcoming film in which the quartet portrays college girls who end up in prison after robbing a restaurant in order to finance their vacation. They then get bailed out by a drug/arms dealer who wants them to do engaged in even more dirty work. Sounds intriguing, and looks even better. Compare the bikini bodies below of Selena and a blonde-wigged Vanessa and vote now: Who rocks hers the best?
Pi Day is here again. You know, March 14 … get it, 3/14? For those of us who aren’t math teachers, Pi is named after the mathematical constant that is the ratio of a Euclidean circle’s circumference to its diameter. Although usually truncated to 3.14, Pi (22/7) is not a finite number. It has been calculated to a million-plus digits, but it has no end. It’s literally irrational! Pi Rap Here are some ways to mark this special day: Listening to the Pi rap above (obviously there was one on YouTube). Geeking out hard to these amazing Pi-themed accessories . Eating pie. Not only a homonym for Pi, but a circle too! It also happens to be Albert Einstein’s birthday! Woo!
Daylight Savings Time took America by storm Sunday as tens of millions asked “What Time Is It?” following this baffling, totally unprecedented time change. Early this morning, for the first time since March 2011, U.S. residents (Arizona excluded … lucky ) were asked to move their clocks forward by one hour. Amazing. According to the trending topics on Google right now – 1. Daylight Savings; 2. What Time is It?; 3. Local Time – this has thoroughly confounded the masses. With that in mind, THG has provided a helpful Daylight Savings Time visual aid to assist and help you keep calm throughout the pandemonium. You’re welcome:
Looking for an economical alternative to a vacuum cleaner? Just try the nearest, conveniently located house cat! Watch and learn. And enjoy. And don’t hate us. Cat Vacuum Cleaner
Pets. They continue to amaze, amuse and surprise us every day. You never know when they’re going to start drinking from the tap … or channel their inner virtuoso on a piano symphony! This video of a dog (Runty) playing and singing is trending across the Interwebs today, and for good reason. He’s not bad! Your move, cats. The gauntlet has been thrown down. Dog Playing Piano
In This Means War , Chris Pine and Tom Hardy play CIA operatives battling for the heart of Reese Witherspoon. So it’s only natural for us to pit these actors against each in real life, too, isn’t it? Study the looks of Pine and Hardy at the Hollywood premiere of this romantic comedy (try to imagine the latter without his abundance of facial hair if that helps) and answer the pressing question that Witherspoon’s character faces in the movie: Who would you rather be interrogated by privately… if you know what we mean?
The Jersey City, N.J., booze emporium next door to where Snooki and JWoww are filming their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff apparently wants nothing to do with them. So adamantly that they’re banned from the store! In a morally commendable, financially disastrous move, the place wants Snooki to steer completely clear … even posting a sign on the door telling her to keep the hell out. Talk about turning away a couple of potentially loyal customers . JWoww isn’t welcome there either, so the ladies will have to find a place to buy their binge drinking supplies somewhere else. Somehow we imagine they’ll manage. The general manager at the wine shop said that while the sign says “No Snooki,” it applies to her BFF too: “Even if Jwoww shows up at our door she will not be let in.” “The only thing they are good for is ridicule and amusement. There’s no upside business wise; the potential downside is God knows what. Why feed the embarrassment?” This guy is our new hero.
Paris Hilton is back! Or was … if only for a few hours! The ho-tel heiress’ new single, “Drunk Text,” was briefly leaked online today before being yanked off of YouTube within hours. What’s it about, you ask? Heck if we know, but the girl cannot sing. At all. Not that she even tries, really. Hilton raps/speaks monotonously over the beat… and that’s it. The music video was released today , but quickly pulled from YouTube with little explanation other than a violation of a copyright claim by Black Hole Recordings. Still, the instant classic video was up long enough for some pics to be screen grabbed, and for numerous people who heard it to report on its epicness. Some choice lyrics: “If you take the word ‘sex’ and mix it with ‘texting,’ it’s called ‘sexting’/When you add drunk sexting, the words just don’t make sense.” Toooootally. “It’s a hot mess of misspelled obscentities, body parts and run-on questions/not sure what he means to ask. Behind my eyes, I was begging for things my lips would never ask/And my mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent.” “It’s just another moment, one stupid reply can lead to the walk of shame,” she goes on. “I’ll be damned if I end up in some lame diner after this/last night’s lingerie in my purse/it was just a drunk text…this is the last time I’ll ever drink and text.” Amen, Paris Hilton. A. Men.
Paris Hilton is back! Or was … if only for a few hours! The ho-tel heiress’ new single, “Drunk Text,” was briefly leaked online today before being yanked off of YouTube within hours. What’s it about, you ask? Heck if we know, but the girl cannot sing. At all. Not that she even tries, really. Hilton raps/speaks monotonously over the beat… and that’s it. The music video was released today , but quickly pulled from YouTube with little explanation other than a violation of a copyright claim by Black Hole Recordings. Still, the instant classic video was up long enough for some pics to be screen grabbed, and for numerous people who heard it to report on its epicness. Some choice lyrics: “If you take the word ‘sex’ and mix it with ‘texting,’ it’s called ‘sexting’/When you add drunk sexting, the words just don’t make sense.” Toooootally. “It’s a hot mess of misspelled obscentities, body parts and run-on questions/not sure what he means to ask. Behind my eyes, I was begging for things my lips would never ask/And my mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent.” “It’s just another moment, one stupid reply can lead to the walk of shame,” she goes on. “I’ll be damned if I end up in some lame diner after this/last night’s lingerie in my purse/it was just a drunk text…this is the last time I’ll ever drink and text.” Amen, Paris Hilton. A. Men.
Cyborg Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is campaigning in Michigan ahead of Tuesday’s primary, and boy, does he just love everything about that state! Mitt’s pandering speech last week was remarkable in how forced it sounded, even by his standards, as the Michigan native tried to convince residents he is one of them. It was a performance reminiscent of Steve Carell in Anchorman , when Will Ferrell’s Ron Burgundy asks, “Are you just naming things you see and saying you love them?” Watch a mashup of that scene and Romney’s press conference below: Mitt Romney Loves Michigan So Hard The trees are the right height. Take note, Michigan Department of Tourism. There’s your new tagline if ever we’ve heard one. “Pure Michigan” was so 2011.
