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Phuc Dat Bich to Facebook: Stop Shutting Down My Page! That’s My Real Name!

Phuc Dat Bich, an Australian man with a name so awesome that no one believes it’s real, has had it with Facebook shutting down his account. The social media giant may boast one billion users, but the awkward veracity of PDB’s name still stands out enough to get flagged routinely. His account has been suspended several times now, a fact he recently lamented in a post that went viral with over 200,000 Likes and Shares. “I find it highly irritating the fact that nobody seems to believe me when I say that my full legal name is how you see it ,” the 23-year-old said. Bich goes on, “I’ve been accused of using a false and misleading name of which I find very offensive. Is it because I’m Asian? Is it?” He included a photo of his passport, shown above. “Having my fb shut down multiple times and forced to change my name to my ‘real’ name, so just to put it out there. My name.” “Yours sincerely, Phuc Dat Bich.” A few points worth noting here: It’s pronounced Fook Daet Bik in Vietnamese, at least according to the world wide Internets, not what anyone reading this is thinking. Phuc traditionally means “blessing.” Despite becoming an international story, this is still not as bad as some of the most absurd celebrity baby names of all time. Nevertheless, Facebook, which requires users to “provide the name they use in real life” for security reasons, really needs to step it up here. Why not have a universal way to verify one’s account? It’s not like an authentication process doesn’t exist, or who gets to use it is even that selective. If third-rate online journalists or Z-list celebrities like Taylor Lianne Chandler can somehow get the certified blue checkmark, why not us? Why not now? These great citizens of the world below surely concur. Short of everyone posting passport photos, Phuc Dat, there’s got to be a better way. Just saying.

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Drunk Women Get Surprised by Puppies

There are a few simple equations in life: Kim Kardashian + Pregnancy = Many irritating complaints. Justin Bieber + Talk of How He's Only Human = An endless array of eye-rolling. And, as evidenced below, there's this: Drunk Women + Puppies = OH MY GOD! THERE ARE PUPPIES!!!!! Indeed, the genius folks over at Buzzfeed somehow beat THG to the idea of getting some colleagues drunk and then simply presenting them with a bunch of small, young, fluffy, little dogs. They then let the cameras roll and let viewers take in the amazing madness that ensued. There was crying. There was shrieking. There was screaming. There were many, many, many tears shed. “I've had such a hard Friday,” one grateful woman laments upon being handed a puppy, while another dubs this the “happiest day” and still another admits: “I can't take it.” But she can, of course. And so can each and every one of you. Do you want more , the women are then asked? “Is this really happening? Because I can't comprehend what's happening,” a stunned co-worker says  at one point. Oh, it's happening, alright! It's all happening, people. Our two favorite quotes likely come from the woman who is upset she drank whiskey because now she “can't protect” the puppies and then from the worker who wonders: “Why did God give us puppies?” We can think of an endless number of reasons. But first atop that list would now be this video. It's everything the Internet was ever made for.

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Woman Expresses Eternal, Hilarious Love for Pizza

Nicole Larson, a 19-year old Canadian who resides in Alberta, is in love. She's not engaged, yet she feels such passion for her significant other that she hired a photographer to take professional engagement photos. Because Larson knows this is a love that will last forever and ever and ever. Did we mention that the photos include Larson and a box of pizza? No? Allow us to explain… 1. Cheesy Affection Nicole titled this album of pizza-themed photos “Couple Pictures 2015” on Facebook. She’s unashamed of her unabashed close relationship with thise delicous delicacy. 2. An Honest Admission “I just want you. Nothing else, just you,” Nicole says of pizza on her social media page, adding: “I only did this because my love for pizza is eternal.” 3. A Perfect Partner What was her motivation for this pictorial? “I wanted to do a spoof of other couples’ pictures because I am single, and in my opinion pizza never lets you down,” writes Nicole. 4. Settling Down with a Slice Nicole enjoys the view in this romantic photo. She also enjoys some pepperoni, of course. 5. Some Words of Wisdom “Everyone seems to be caught up in trying to find a partner, but I would just encourage others to find [or] do anything that might brighten their day,” Nicole says. “If that is a boyfriend, great! If it’s eating a full box of pizza to yourself, that is also great!” 6. A Blessed Union Pizza Hut got word of these photos and sent Nicole a free pizza. We have no doubt that she treated it very well. View Slideshow

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Bill Murray: Dating 39-Year-Old Singer Jenny Lewis?!

You may know Jenny Lewis as the former child star who went on to become the lead singer for beloved indie-rock outfit Rilo Kiley and release a couple of critically-adored solo albums after the band members went their separate ways. You almost certainly know Bill Murray as a living comedy legend and the internet’s second favorite thing behind porn. They’re both pretty awesome – but are they awesome as a couple? Yes, according to Page Six, Murray and Lewis are an item . We imagine she gave him a similar look later in the evening. Anyway, a source says that Murray calls Jenny his “special friend,” which is Hollywood code for “woman I’m sleeping with who’s more than a couple decades my junior.” A rep for Lewis declined to comment (always a dead giveaway that some boots-knockin’ is going down), but the songstress reportedly stuck close to Bill’s side throughout a recent premiere party for his new film Rock the Kasbah. The totally-not-a-couple couple was later spotted together in the lobby of the Huntting Inn in East Hampton. Yes, life is good when you’re Bill Murray. Not only can you break the Internet just by dancing to “Turn Down For What,” you also get to sleep with hot redheaded hipsters well into your AARP years.  We might have been selling the man short when we called him a living legend. View Slideshow: 23 Couples With Big Age Differences

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Daniel Tosh Recreates Selena Gomez’s "Good For You" Video in Flawless Fashion

If you're a fan of Comedy Central's most consistently gut-busting series (sorry, South Park), then you know Daniel Tosh is a master of using his strangely snake-like body to elicit LOLs. We've seen just about every inch of Daniel's anatomy over the course of Tosh.0's seven seasons, but somehow he's taken creepy, Buffalo Bill-style sexuality to a new level in his epic re-creation of Selena Gomez's “Good For You” music video. We won't spoil the surprise guest who fills in for A$AP Rocky, but we will say the man deserves major props for signing on to such an absurdly hilarious project. And for that, we thank him.

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We’re Loving It: Watch What This McDonald’s Patron Can Do!

When it comes to what Peter Kane can do with merely a McDonald's cup and straw… well… we're loving it! In a viral video making its way around the Internet, this young man uses only the aforementioned pair of items to create quite the unique sound. A talented beatboxer, Kane is featured here making dubstep noises with nothing but things we'd assume one can only use to drink with. But how wrong we are!  Check out the footage now and give this fast food patron a round of applause. This is pretty cool

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Scott Disick Checks Into Rehab For Alcohol Addiction

Just hours after Khloe Kardashian’s estranged husband Lamar Odom was found unconscious from a drug overdose in a Nevada brothel, Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy Scott Disick has made the decision to check into rehab. Of course, this isn’t the first time that Disick has checked into rehab . In fact, it’s not even the fifth time. But sources say Scott is more serious about sobering up than ever before. We don’t know if Odom’s current health woes helped to scare him straight, but we do know that he’s concerned about the possibility of losing custody of his kids. Sources tell TMZ that Kourtney won’t allow Scott to have unsupervised visits with the couple’s three children until he ditches the booze, and it appears looks as though that may be the motivation he needs to finally take treatment seriously. Those closest to Scott say he’s even cut ties with some of his oldest partying buddies in hopes that eliminating bad influences will help him to stay on the straight-and-narrow. Scott’s last stint in rehab (at a controversial Costa Rican facility that uses hallucinogens to treat addiction) lasted just a few days, and he was spotted clubbing and drunkenly hitting on women just a few hours after he checked out. Here’s hoping the Lord will take his treatment a bit more seriously this time. View Slideshow: 12 Times Scott Disick Was a Total Douche

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Girl Gets Wisdom Teeth Removed, Wishes For Bigger Boobs

Over the years, we've seen some pretty amusing behavior from folks who just had their wisdom teeth removed. There was the girl who professed her love for Ryan Gosling , the girl who thought  her post-op anesthetic haze put her in the perfect mental state for the Ice Bucket Challenge , and now we give you Wishful Thinking Boob Job Girl. Between the heavy dose of drugs she was given and the mouth full of gauze, it can be hard to tell what WTBJG is saying, but you'll get the gist enough to understand that she felt that if the docs were gonna yank her back row of molars, they could've been nice enough to hit her off with some implants, as well. “It's not nice that they didn't do that too,” says WTBJG upon realizing her breasts haven't been surgically enhanced. We're with you, Wishful Thinking Boob Job Girl. We don't want to live in a world where medical professionals don't take it upon themselves to perform unplanned cosmetic procedures once we're under the gas. Thanks, Obamacare.

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Selena Gomez to Men: Do NOT Try to Date Me!!

Selena Gomez single, and, apparently, she doesn’t want to mingle. The former girlfriend of Justin Bieber isn’t interested in dating.  And she even sent a message to any interested guys to back the f–k up. Ok, she only said don’t try “to date her right now.”  But we think that was just a polite was of telling the Beebs (and everyone else) to eff off.  Recently, Selena said she would never use Tinder .  And we just assumed that she didn’t want to resort to a shady hook-up app to meet someone.   But it looks like she isn’t interested in meeting anyone at all. In a recent interview, the singer blatantly stated that she is not interested in dating at all right now.  This isn’t the first time Selena has mentioned that she doesn’t want to date.  In an interview with Flare, she mentioned that dating is “not my focus.” “I’m really stoked about being with myself right now.” Selena admitted on Ellen DeGeneres’ show that she has been occasionally going on dates.  But she doesn’t seem to be enjoying it much. “I’ve been dating. It’s very fun. Ish,” she said. So it looks like all those rumors of Selena and Justin Bieber getting back together  aren’t true after all.  Not surprised.

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The Jersey Devil: Does This Pic Prove It Is Real???

If you’ve spent any time in New Jersey, you may have heard the about the myth of the Jersey Devil—a winged creature pegasus-like creature that stalks the New Jersey Pinelands. Though many call it a myth, those who claimed to have seen it think it is no myth at all. Over the years, thousands of witness have reported seeing the creature. Dave Black of Little Egg Harbor Township is among those who have seen the Jersey Devil . Last week, as Black was driving home from work in Atlantic City, he saw what he thought was a llama running among the tree line. “I was just driving past the golf course in Galloway on Route 9 and had to shake my head a few times when I thought I saw a llama,” he wrote in an email to  NJ.com . But, Black claims, that animal suddenly took off flying: “If that wasn’t enough, then it spread out leathery wings and flew off over the golf course.”  Black quickly grabbed his phone to take pictures.  Only one picture came out. The creature disappeared.  But the picture has left us all wondering—what the f*ck is that thing??? View Slideshow: Strange But True News Hall of Fame

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