The man and woman featured in this photo just got engaged. Hooray! They also just revealed something else very personal about themselves by accident. Oops! Upon first glance, Miranda Levy simply shared the same sort of Facebook photo here as many other brides-to-be, posing alongside her new fiancé and pointing at her new diamond ring. She wrote as a caption how she’s “blessed” to be marrying the man she loves and how he wasn’t able to give her a “real ring yet,” but “what matters is what’s on the inside.” And this is true. But look at the bottom-left corner of the picture. What may have mattered to this couple is what’s on the inside… of Miranda’s womb. Yup, that’s a home pregnancy test! After multiple friends pointed out this faux pas, Miranda finally realized her mistake and added as a comment to her Facebook post: “Hey guys, we’re having a baby too.”
We've all been there. It's late; perhaps you've enjoyed a few adult beverages, and some greasy, salty concoction that would probably nauseate you at any other time is suddenly your Holy Grail. Fortunately, unlike 19-year-old Luke Gatti, most of us aren't willing to literally fight for our colon-clogging booze-sponge treat of choice. The problem, it seems, is that Luke walked into his school's cafeteria area with an open container and was denied service. As you can see in the footage above, he didn't take it well. The man really wanted some “f–king bacon jalapeño mac and cheese” – so much so that he was willing to go to jail for it. Due to his unthinkably douchey behavior, Gatti was arrested and charged with breach of peace and criminal trespass. His first court date is October 15, and he may be facing expulsion from school. Sadly, Luke never got his mac and cheese. On the bright side, the video of his heroic showdown is up there with drunk late night snack wife and pretty much any footage of Jessica Simpson as one of our favorite booze-soaked viral clips of all time. And for that, we thank you.
Grandmothers are adorable when they're confused. This is true whether they are smoking weed for the first time or watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape . Or whether they are trying to comprehend the lyrics to Drake and Future's “Jumpman,” as an elderly woman is attempting to do here. In this amazing piece of footage, Mary from The Golden Sisters starts to read the lyrics aloud, pronouncing “Chi-Town” as Chee-Town and asking: “What is that? China Town?” She constantly refers to “dopeman” as “dopamine” and shares that her husband “had to take Dopamine when he had a heart attack, that's how I remember that word.” After growing frustrated, Mary finally loses it a bit, concluding: “I don't wanna really know any of this STUPID POP-CULTURE, I'm not interested in it…This is not Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett. “Jesus, Drake, I'm really ashamed of you, 'cause I know you're smart…He is, right?” That's debatable.
Last week, Jill Duggar told family, friends and fans that after years of extensive training, she had finally become a certified midwife. Jill posted the photo below on her Instagram page, and husband Derick Dillard boasted about her achievement on their family blog: “It’s official; my wife is a midwife!” Derick wrote on September 18. “As of Wednesday, September 16, and after the 7-hour comprehensive exam for certified professional midwifes, she is now “Jill Dillard, CPM.” “And if anybody knows how much hard work it has been for her, it’s me. Jill has been very disciplined and sacrificed a lot to get to this point.” “So much so, that I don’t have the capacity within this brief blog post to give all the details to do it justice.” Sounds like quite the accomplishment. Unfortunately, someone who knows a lot more about this sort of thing than Derick does – namely, a Harvard Medical School professor named Dr. Amy Tuteur – says Jill’s certification is fraudulent, and she is not qualified to work as a midwife. “Jill Duggar Dillard did not become a midwife,” Dr. Tuteur wrote on her blog on September 22. Rather, “She became a counterfeit midwife.” How so?! View Slideshow: Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard Photos “She was awarded an ersatz credential (CPM, Certified Professional Midwife) designed to fool the public into believing that lay people who can’t be bothered (or can’t hack) the education and training needed to become a real midwife are ‘midwives’ nonetheless.” “The CPM really means ‘counterfeit professional midwife.’” Damn. Dr. Tuteur goes on to compare Jill to someone who simply decided to declare himself a doctor without completing any of the necessary training. This accusation comes on the heels of Jill and Derick asking fans for donations for a mission trip that appears to have never taken place. After repeatedly giving the impression that they intended to spend the foreseeable future in El Salvador, Jill and Derick are back in Arkansas . Their unexpected (and very premature) return comes just weeks after the couple accepted money that was supposed to fund their extended stay in Central America. This latest scandal comes on the heels of outrage over Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald asking fans for money online. Yes, it seems Josh Duggar isn’t alone in his ability to attract the wrong kind of attention to his family. View Slideshow: 23 Biggest Duggar Family Scandals: How Low Can They Go?!
As previously depicted, Taylor Swift invited Mick Jagger to join her for a duet of “(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction.” This unexpected duet certainly got the crowd on its feet, but let's face it: most in attendance were in their teens. Tragically, many may not have even heard of The Rolling Stones. But that certainly can't be said of the 72-year old woman featured in this video. According to the attendee's daughter, who uploaded this footage to the Internet, the woman “had a lifelong dream of going to a Stones concert, but due to a serious health issue this past year, she missed their tour.” So you can imagine her reaction when – stunningly – Jagger actually came out on stage to sing the band's best-known single. Actually, you don't need to imagine her reaction. You can see it for yourself right here! (SPOILER ALERT: It's awesome!)
Ryan Reynolds. He's just like the rest of us, fellas. Yes, it looks like his face was sculpted from various pieces of every other hot guy's face on the planet. And, yes, he can go home and see Blake Lively nude any time he wants. But… ummm…. hmmm… where were we? Oh, right: Ryan Reynolds is just like the rest of us because Ryan Reynolds cannot put together a crib from IKEA, either. The actor is featured in a hilarious new GQ video that, for some reason, finds him trying to complete this nearly impossible task. He gets an IKEA employee on the phone. He curses. He jokes about this project result in a “descent into alcoholism.” And then he finally puts the crib together! Kind of! Sort of! In very dangerous fashion! Check out the hilarious footage now and watch how Reynolds figures out a foolproof way to defeat IKEA at its own annoying game.
For a couple that’s currently in the process of getting divorced, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner spend an awful lot of time together. Just last weekend, Ben and Jen went to church and then took their kids to a nearby farmer’s market. Prior to that, Affleck and Garner attended a couples counseling session, which is obviously a very unusual thing for an estranged husband and wife to do. So what’s the deal? Is there any truth to those rumors that Ben and Jen are getting back together ? Not quite, says a source close to the couple. Apparently, Affleck and Garner are simply taking a very Gwyneth-esque approach to ending their marriage, and while they plan to proceed with the divorce, they’re also hoping to remain close with one another. “They are working hard and enjoying being friends,” a source tells E! News “Ben wants her to be happy and vice versa. “Just because they are getting divorced doesn’t mean they cannot be supportive friends. They will have their good and bad days like everyone else.” It may seem strange that these two are rushing right into post-divorce friendship (especially considering the many rumors that Affleck was caught cheating on Garner ), but insiders say they’re doing it for the kids, and we fully support that. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be besties with Batman, ya know? View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind
People can be so mean sometimes. Especially on Twitter. Especially when talking about celebrities. Over the years, Jimmy Kimmel has convinced numerous stars from a variety of industries to appear on his talk show and r ead mean Tweets about themselves . As you can see below, no celebrity has been off limits. As you can also see below, the result shave been hilarious: 1. Suck It, Dwayne Johnson?!? Who tells Dwayne Johnson to go suck it? Who doesn’t totally love Dwayne Johnson?!? 2. The Next Caitlyn Jenner? No, Bette Midler does not really have a penis. But she’s not offended if you believe she does. 3. Sad Liam Neeson This Tweeter has made Liam Neeson cry. We assume Liam Neeson will now go find this person and kill him or her. 4. Jeff Bridges is a Hobo! And not a funny hobo, either, apparently. A really disturbing, scary hobo. 5. Wait, What About Kristen Bell’s Vagina?!? We have no idea why anyone would dislike Kristen Bell, but at least this is an original insult. 6. Benedict Cumber-DISS! Based on what we know to be true, and based on this person’s logic, many people apparently love to look at a cat’s anus. View Slideshow
People can be so mean sometimes. Especially on Twitter. Especially when talking about celebrities. Over the years, Jimmy Kimmel has convinced numerous stars from a variety of industries to appear on his talk show and r ead mean Tweets about themselves . As you can see below, no celebrity has been off limits. As you can also see below, the result shave been hilarious: 1. Suck It, Dwayne Johnson?!? Who tells Dwayne Johnson to go suck it? Who doesn’t totally love Dwayne Johnson?!? 2. The Next Caitlyn Jenner? No, Bette Midler does not really have a penis. But she’s not offended if you believe she does. 3. Sad Liam Neeson This Tweeter has made Liam Neeson cry. We assume Liam Neeson will now go find this person and kill him or her. 4. Jeff Bridges is a Hobo! And not a funny hobo, either, apparently. A really disturbing, scary hobo. 5. Wait, What About Kristen Bell’s Vagina?!? We have no idea why anyone would dislike Kristen Bell, but at least this is an original insult. 6. Benedict Cumber-DISS! Based on what we know to be true, and based on this person’s logic, many people apparently love to look at a cat’s anus. View Slideshow
Lindsay Lohan loves to take selfies. Unfortunately, years of heavy drinking and hard drug use have taken their toll on the LiLo's face, body and mind. You might think that her dramatic loss of IQ points wouldn't really matter, because you can't see stupidity in an Instagram pic. Unfortunately, Lohan likes to use Photoshop , and her ravaged brain – which we assume is so coated in cocaine at this point that it resembles a powdered donut – doesn't allow her to realize when she's posted some unintentionally hilarious gold on social media. Most of the time, Lindsay just warps her own body until she looks like some sort of surrealist painting or a rejected prototype for Eight-Ball Barbie. But sometimes, she tries to retouch herself into a better person and and awkwardly 'shops her own face into a photo of people doing charity work . Whatever her goal, the girl needs to take a class or two before she tries to fool us again. Or at least she should only drink half a liter of vodka before she edits her pics. She can save the other half as a reward for when she's done. Desert! 1. Lindsay’s First Photoshop Fail This is one of Lindsay’s more subtle fails. It looks believable enough, until you notice the wavy stairs behind her. Don’t worry, they get more ridiculous from here. 2. What a Waist! See what we mean? Lindsay needs to either start rocking a corset or get better at retouching if she wants a cartoonishly tiny waist. 3. Lindsay and the Fun House Mirror The best part of Lindsay’s awful retouching is that she clearly thinks she nailed it every time. 4. Lindsay Doing “Charity Work” Lindsay Lohan Photoshopped herself into a photo promoting a UK charity. Yeah, we’re not sure why either. 5. Lindsay: Topless and Photoshopped! This is actually one of Lindsay’s more skillful ‘shop jobs, but still – look at the weird, bumpy shape of her torso. If only she knew we were only gonna look at her boobs, anyway. 6. All Wrong in a Thong We’re used to the ridiculously tiny waists by now. What’s hilarious about this one is the ass that looks like it was molded out of dry clay. View Slideshow
