As I’m sure you guys could probably guess, I’m not usually a fan of baggy jeans on girls. But as long they’re in the process of being taken off, I can’t really complain. Especially not when they’re coming off a model as hot as Waverly Richards here. I don’t really know too much about her, but from what I can see here, I bet Waverly would even look smoking hot modeling an XL garbage bag. Well, as long as she was taking it off, that is. Let’s not get carried away here. » view all 16 photos
For a 53-year-old bird, Rita Rusic is giving us a pretty impressive view of her old lady funbags at the beach. I still don’t know much about her but according to Wiki she’s a Croatian singer, actress and producer. In other words, she’s most likely unemployed and was married to some rich dude at one time. Tough life!
Breaking news, everybody: Helen Flanagan is no longer my favorite busty blonde model! And no, it’s not because Kate Upton finally agreed to go on a date with me, or anything crazy like that. As you can see, it’s because now Helen’s become my favorite busty redhead. I’m not sure why she made the change, but as long as she keeps up with the awesome lingerie pictures, I don’t care what color her hair is, Helen will always be my favorite busty [fill-in-the-blank].
It’s been forever since I’ve done a post on this Eliza Doolittle chick, and even though I still have no idea what she does, I think I’ve finally figured out why she’s famous: because she shows up to events in outfits like this and then bloggers like me write posts about it. So here’s Eliza at the 2013 Attitude Awards showing off some serious skin, and as long as she continues to keep up her end of the bargain, I’ll keep up mine. Here’s hoping her 15 minutes of fame never run out. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com
My best Audrina Patridge story is that she’s still making money from being on The Hills, which is insane, and that she’s more relevant than Heidi Montag, which is expected since Heidi Montag is garbage, and that is actually the one who bankrolls her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her…because Audrina is a broken girl who can be mistreated, but you probably already knew that from her fake tits… I don’t give a fuck about this bitch, or any of the MTV reality show idiots that were exploited to make MTV a lot more money than they made themselves….but I do like bikinis….so as long as she brings it…I’ll still listen to her half retarded bullshit.. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I went to two days of Exxotica , a 3 dayporn convention where pornstars and cam girls meet the fans and charge them money for autographs and conversation. Some of the girls hook on the side to supplement their income since porn isn’t as lucrative as it used to be. There was way more to my trip than my Farrah Coverage … I learned…. 1- Cam girls are the future of porn stars, they make more money, have more loyal fans, are less broken and trashy and do it all from the comfort of their home. They fuck if they want and they stay clothed if they want. It is a pretty good deal and I am now trying to recruit as many girls as I can for MYFREECAMS 2- Cam girls are like the annoying person at dinner addicted to their cell phone or internet connection, obsessed with their fans, always looking at a screen, but far less annoying, because they like being watched when they masturbate, and they are nicer to talk to than porn chicks who have egos, cuz cam girls are just everyday girls who figured out it’s better to get paid to masturbate than work at the mall. 3- Porn stars can be pretty rugged, beat up, and bratty cunts who think they are important cuz they fuck on camera for 1000 dollars a scene. They can be annoying to listen to talk because they are stupid as shit, but for the most part, even the horrible ones you know are insane, are great entertainment and that’s why we were there. I got there pretty much when it started because I had nothing better to do and Exxxotica was the only reason we were in Fort Lauderdale so why the fuck not. In the first 5 minutes there was a stripper behind chains, a fat ass, a Hugh Hefner lookalike every idiot in the place though was Hugh Hefner even though Hefner is dead…but not as dead as the girl who passed the fuck out. Click More To See my Coverage – WIth Pics and VINES – It’s a huge post – Get Started. All Old White People Look The Same… Lexi Belle and Teagan Pressly got their on time, because pictures had to be signed for 20 dollars a piece…that shit pays for a lot of Spray Tans… One Slutty girl and a bunch of dudes attended a seminar on breaking into the biz…I guess being uneducated and broken wasn’t one of the requirements. But I’ll bet more actual pornstars got into it cuz they are broken and not cuz they attended a seminar…. This Hitachi Magic Wand Salesman and his nurse who was pretty friendly and talking to everyone… To give random girls orgasms..for 2 days straight. I made love to some busy girls busty tits with my mind as she jiggled them for me…in the background is one of Tiger Woods’ hooker, but when next to tits like this, she doesn’t exist… This weekend – I became a huge Evan Stone fan, from his comedy to his dance routines – he’s more than just an aging pornstar holding on…he’s a living legend who still lures in the broken 18 year olds to fuck. He didn’t just dance once… He danced twice…. I learned that not all fetishes are created equally…. There were swingers… Masturbators who didn’t want my help… Fat girls lick ANYTHING when they are hungry And a whole lot of fans you’d expect to see there A pornstar was looking for male talent with the trusty post-it or lined legal paper…to match her 90 year old out of touch face Dudes who posed with thonged asses Dudes with hair they got in the 80s trailer park. Daisy Destin – Who I found Out Has Done Max Hardcore Porn…..even though she’s a cam model…what can’t this country girl do… Girls in Fishnet Who Should be in Whale net Old Menopausal Ladies getting erotic massages – That’s Someone’s grandmother people… Geat fashionable crowd. I felt like I was in Milan at Fashion week or some shit… Kristina Rose….a great 90s Dancing Indian…. An Angel Sent from heaven who walked in and out of my life…just like that… Utltimately, I came to Exxxotica for the birds. Was glad to meet all those I met….I would have stuck my tongue in more of them…but don’t need to be Michael Douglas-ed. Remember – IF I Don’t Cum…It Don’t Count and I will come…to the next Exxxotica or at leaf the one in New Jersey… Shout outs to my new best friends Raven Rockette , Sasha Pain , Savanna Steele and and Daisy Destin
So reinvented Miley Cyrus who is now Hip Hop Miley the new Miley Cyrus, is still a commercial pile of shit I want to have sex with cuz she has a night tight body. She’s hired some major Hip Hop Producer to do all her songs and now she sounds a little less country, a lot more Rihanna, still all candy coated shitty pop music I can’t jerk off to. But the good news is that she’s got a tight little body, we’re gonna be seeing a lot more of her. Hopefully in slutty fucking videos. You know just trying to keep up. She’s a LA kid without a clue as to what’s awesome or amazing…but she’s doing it in a crop top without a bra. I am still a fan, as long as she’s on mute. Here’s her new song…
Simon Cowell has more important things to worry about than your thoughts on his sexuality. To wit: Who will be joining Demi Lovato as a judge on The X Factor this fall? And how can he stop that show from sucking? So when asked by Great Britain’s Radio Times about rumors that he’s gay, the TV and music producer gave a classic, Cowell-like response: No, but think whatever the heck you want! “I couldn’t care less because it’s nothing to be ashamed of,” Cowell said . “It feels like such an antiquated question now. If I was living 200 years ago in a coal mine, maybe, but I work in possibly the gayest industry in the world.” HAHA, how true! What else needs to be even be said on the matter? Little, but Simon did elaborate that if he were gay, “it would make no difference to my life or my career. A lot of my friends are gay, but I’m not.” And there you have it, folks. Spread all the rumors your heart sees fit.
Rihanna appeared to be speaking from the heart – and about her breakup with Chris Brown – during her concert last night at Staples Center in Los Angeles. The subject of heartbreak certainly seemed to be on her mind, the same day as rumors of her split with Chris began to circulate across the Interwebs. “How many of you are in love? How many of you hate love? How many of you don’t f–king understand it? I’m in that group,” Rihanna said on stage. She then launched into “What Now,” which features the lyrics: “I’ve been ignoring this big lump in my throat / I shouldn’t be crying, tears were for the weaker days / I’m stronger, now what, so I say / But something’s missing.” Deep, deep stuff right there people. Thought-provoking. Despite her apparent in-concert soul-searching, Rihanna was still all smiles during the show, even encouraging the crowd to get rowdier at times. “Los Angeles, what the f––k?,” she said at one point. “I live here now, so I know y’all can get ratchet.” And they did, leading to an epic night for Rihanna , who recently spoke of her happiness at having a fresh start with Brown … so much for that evidently. In any case, rumors that he was cheating with Keisha Kimball appear to be false, and it doesn’t look like she was two-timing him either. It just fizzled. For the time being. How long before they reconcile, again?
Kim Kardashian had a small, pointless, and horribly-acted role in one of our least favorite movies this year (read our Temptation review to find out why we hated it so very much). But that doesn’t mean she still can’t present a movie award, right? As long as she doesn’t win one, we’re cool. Kim Kardashian has been added as a presenter at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, along with Brad Pitt and Peter Dinklage, according to the network. Other presenters include Steve Carell, Melissa McCarthy, Zac Efron, Kerry Washington, and Amanda Seyfried, as well as the casts of This Is the End , Grown Ups 2, and Star Trek Into Darkness . Rebel Wilson will host the ceremony, which will be televised live on April 14.
