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Eva Longoria Drops A Ton Of Classy Cleavage

I know that in the past I’ve said how Eva Longoria kinda bores me for some reason, I don’t really know why, but she seems to be trying to step up her game. Here she is at the Cannes Film Festival showing off a hell of a lot of skin to a bunch of perverted Frenchmen in tuxedos. I like it. I’ve got shots from pretty much every conceivable angle and yet not once does she slip a nipple. Now that’s talent.

Eva Longoria Sweet Twitter Boobs

Eva Longoria is one of those women who doesn’t show up on the site all that often, but when she does she always makes it a good one with bikini shots or short shorts or good stuff like that. Here she is dropping some sexy latina cleavage in some hot Twitter shots. I didn’t think she was the kind of woman who was willing to show off this much cleavage, I could motorboat this hotness. I like it.

Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Training Bra

I’m not really sure what’s going on in these shots of Eva Longoria , but it looks to me like she’s either stuffing her bra with tissue paper or she’s got some really bad underboob sweat. Either way, I’m not enjoying it. Stuffing your bra is for twelve year old girls in the seventies and underboob sweat isn’t good for anything… Unless you’re into that kind of thing in which case you might want to speak to your doctor about some medication. She still looks hot in that little dress though. Enjoy.

Eva Longoria Flashes A Tight Denim Booty

I don’t normally find her all that attractive, but Eva Longoria has really been stepping up the hotness lately trying to promote the crap out of her new book so my sexiness radar has been on alert. Here she is walking around in some tight jeans and a sweater. Alright so these aren’t exactly up there on the hotness meter, but her jeans are tight and she’s giving us a peek at her cute little booty so I’m alright with it for now. Enjoy.

Eva Longoria’s Uncomfortable See Through Top

I don’t know much about women’s brassieres, I’ve only ever worn one once and it’s a long story involving several strippers and more than a few vodka red bulls, but I’m not sure they’re supposed to fit like this. Here’s Eva Longoria in a nice see through top with her little Desperate boobies stuffed way too tightly into a tiny bra. Poor little things. This does not look very comfortable for those girls, lose the training bra and let them run free like nature intended.

Eva Longoria Shows Off Her Pink

Here’s Eva Longoria looking kinda good while wasting time in between filming scenes from that Desperate Old Ladies show of hers. I’m amazed this crap is still on TV. Anyhow, my mom editor thought the title to this post was a little too provocative for a Tuesday morning, but I assured her I wasn’t trying to make it dirty or anything, I was just pointing out a common euphemism for a woman’s vagina.

Eva Longoria’s Ass Looks Off

I want to say that Eva Longoria’s ass looks good in those tights of hers, but I really don’t think I can, something just doesn’t look right and I’m not getting that ‘just climbed the rope in gym class feeling’ down there. Alright, so I’ve discussed it with my crotch and we both agree that it’s possible that it could just be an unflattering camera angle, at least that’s what we’re hoping for, and we’re willing to give her another chance in the future. Don’t waste this opportunity Eva.

Eva Longoria Nipple Slip In Citizen K

I know It’s rare to hear the words Eva Longoria and nipslip in the same sentence, but it really is happening. Here she is dressed up as a slutty futuristic businesswoman in some magazine called Citizen K , I’ve never heard of it either, but she’s flashing nipple so who cares. She actually looks kinda hot, at least her body does, her face unfortunately still looks like Eva Longoria , but I like that the make up department tried their best to disguise it

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