Lena Katina was part of the Russian super-group T.A.T.U…that you may remember from this video: I thought they were a gang of Lesbians celebrating the fact that they were barely affected by communism cuz they are too young to remember the bread lines…and experienced crazy level of freedom as everyone lost their shit as the iron curtain fell and they were only 3 years old… I woulda liked the story better with more escaping, sex trade, sleaze, murder and deception….but you know what…her massive tits…that may or may not be lesbian….for Maxim Russia…kinda make it all okay… I wonder if I was breast fed as a child…cuz this tit obsession is unnatural.
I saw these Megan Fox for Esquire pics earlier and I didn’t jump on them like a 14 year old kid seeing a girl who is not his mom or sister in a bikini for the first time….cuz this isn’t her first time…in fact…fit, photoshopped, new face or not….she’s had a kid with her longterm boyfriend….and that just fucking bores me as much as it grosses me out…she’s a wasted opportunity…who dug herself into some kinda of horrible hole she’s trying to climb out of…but it’s just not working for me…cuz I know….that across the board…hot, plastic surgery, fit or not…she’s a fucking fail…but you probably like her cuz you can’t let go of the past…and more importantly cuz you’re pathetic….Cuddles…
This picture is hilarious…..one’s picking her frontal wedgie, the other is a tank with fake tits, another is fat as shit, and the last one looks like a weird tanned circus creature….These are our idols….it’s like watchign the reject beauty school dropouts on a mission, doing the monster mash…Busted… I don’t know what is worse…that Jersey Shore exists and is popular enough to make some uneducated trashcan pig a NY Times Bestseller….pretty much fucking the publishing industry up the fucking ass without a condom while HIV and HEP C positive….letting the world know we’re fucking doomed and that the internet and videogames has raped us of all our learning….or that everyday girls dress and act like these cunts like they aren’t ugly trashcan pigs who don’t ever deserve to be copied….America’s got this problem that if it is on TV, it must be good….and the whore thing about Jersey Shore is that it was meant to be a fucking joke, you pointed, laughed at and wanted nothing to do with…a “thank god I’m not those people” or a “I can’t believe there are people like that in the world”….which once it hits the masses becomes “Snooki is so good, OMG, i need that hair”….It’s some gully, stripper, low class shit that I would love to see the tour bus crash and burn on there way to some spring break party. They aren’t hot. Sure they are like hookers….but remember, hookers are meant to be fucked and hired in the dark while at your lowest point of desperation….they aren’t supposed to be million-dollar-aires or even celebs more famous than Christ…. I know you’ve heard it all before – but I still find it real fucking disgusting.
I wonder how many dicks she’s had inside her? The rumor is that she’s officially engaged to this week’s boyfriend who prior to Jennifer Aniston was in a 20 year long term relationship that he never strayed from, making him the perfect candidate to transition from one stagnant pussy to the next, but what Aniston hasn’t factored in is that the second he realizes she’s insane, after the excitement of fucking new pussy has subsided, and the dust has fallen from the horizon, dude will realize she’s a fucking high maintenance, demanding, diva cunt…and his instinct to follow the freedom he’s recently lined up for himself after leaving his longterm girlfriend…or he’ll going crawling back to his longterm girlfriend he cheated on, with his tail between his legs, begging for forgiveness cuz she gets him and anything is better than Aniston…. The vibe I get is that she’s one of those good to fuck, but fucking horrible to do everything else with kind of girl… What it comes down to, is engaged or not, she’s promoting a new movie. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, Jennifer Aniston is destined to die alone….she’s just that girl…intolerable…. Nice botox, it is real convincing….you don’t look a day over your actual age trying to look younger but instead looking like a fucking clown.
