Out of all the hot nobodies and Insta-wannabes I post on this site, I’m pretty sure Sara Jean Underwood has to be my favorite. So I have no clue how she hasn’t managed to land herself a rich boyfriend/meal ticket yet. Come on. Just look at how elegant and classy she is! What rich billionaire wouldn’t be interested in this? I mean, if spreading your legs in a bikini and pouring bottled water all over yourself isn’t classy, then I guess I just don’t know what is.
Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait who is no longer jailbait…but she’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, unless wearing a bra for the paparazzi has nothing to do with trying to get attention and everything to do with style… You know this is just her look, it’s what she likes to wear, wrap her up in fishnet everyday of the week, it’s how she goes to the fucking grocery store…and is not about her showing off her fitness body or any of that shit thirsty bitches do…. She’s Jojo, she doesn’t need to be famous because she’s got talent and a history…you know with her body of work, that was also a body grown men wanted to have sex with because she was in the media and underage and that’s enough for grown men to want to have sex with a girl….unless they are in canada, where they can have sex with the girl but choose not to since 16-17 year olds are fucking crazy and even 18 is too fucking young… Oh and she fucks very fucking black dudes…which the same pervert fanbase probably can’t handle.. CLICK HERE The post Jojo Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I tell you what I want – what I really really want…I want Scary Spice in more bikini pics because she was the Spice Girl I used to jerk off to – what 20 years ago now…that’s sounds pretty fucking crazy until you look at how her body has aged and then you realize “yep that would take about 20 years to happen”….not that I am hating on this, how could I hate on a set of hard nipples in a green tank top in an era when we didn’t have porn…yes we actually jerked off to music videos…not together but everyone did it…we had limited fucking options… I don’t know why she’s covered in sand in Turks and Caicos with a dude who she’ll probably marry, she marries everyone, except Eddy Murphy but that’s because he’s more into pretending he never knocked her up… She’s thick,..and she’s old and for some reason I call #blacklivesmatter… I like it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Scary Spice Mel B in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Maria Menounos wants you to know she has defined abs… I don’t know why Maria Menounos wants you to know she’s got a flat, fit, toned stomach, when as a greek she should know that matters is her primary fuck hole, her anus…but I guess posting anus pics on social media is less “look at how healthy and fit I am through diet and exercise”…to make all her 45 year old fans who watched her on Extra….and follow her…feel bad about their fat, not on TV selves….and to make the 40 year old men who know who the fuck this slag is for whatever reason ask “where’s her ass in this pic”…. I don’t know why girls think ab pics are hot, when really all we want to see is them from behind…the other side of the abs…that’s the target… The post Maria Menounos Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It's become more of a tradition than leaving cookies and milk out for Santa Claus. Every year, Kim Kardashian and kompany pose for a Christmas card that threatens to break the Internet on an annual basis. Some are fancy. Some are silly. All are featured below. Which is your favorite?!? 1. 2015 The family said goodbye to all the adults and hello to just the children for the 2015 version. 2. 2013 This one was… different. The family went with a carnival theme in 2013, replete with one giant dollar sign of course. 3. 2012 Sorry, Diddy. But the Kardashians stole your white party idea back in 2012. 4. 2011 A 3D version of this card was actually sent out, featuring the same fancy look on all family members. 5. 2010 Look at how cute Mason is in his suit! And look at how everyone except for Kim has chosen to go with dark colors. 6. 2008 One year after their E! reality show premiere, the gals decked themselves out in red. The two men at the time went with dark suits. View Slideshow
I know I was making fun of Gigi Hadid yesterday , saying how tough it must’ve been having to walk around by herself instead of just getting her billionaire dad to pay to have some poor people move her legs for her. But then I saw these pictures, and you know, maybe I was wrong about her. I mean, just look at how hard Gigi’s working here. First she walked around New York in tight leggings during the day, then again at night. For a rich “model,” that’s considered pulling a double shift. I’m impressed! » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here, at long last, is a behind-the-scenes look at how Hollywood makes their sex scenes look au natural on screen, starring very attractive humanpeople Brooklyn Decker and Patrick Wilson.
