I know I like to rag on the fact that anybody with a smartphone, a bikini, and a mirror can become a “model” these days, thanks to Instagram. But then I think about it this way: when anyone can be an Instagram model, that also means that every real model has to be on Instagram. Which gets us amazing Insta-shoots like this from Hannah Ferguson . And just to be clear, more bikini pictures from super-hot supermodels wins out over fewer bikini pictures every time. So, enjoy.
Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait who is no longer jailbait…but she’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, unless wearing a bra for the paparazzi has nothing to do with trying to get attention and everything to do with style… You know this is just her look, it’s what she likes to wear, wrap her up in fishnet everyday of the week, it’s how she goes to the fucking grocery store…and is not about her showing off her fitness body or any of that shit thirsty bitches do…. She’s Jojo, she doesn’t need to be famous because she’s got talent and a history…you know with her body of work, that was also a body grown men wanted to have sex with because she was in the media and underage and that’s enough for grown men to want to have sex with a girl….unless they are in canada, where they can have sex with the girl but choose not to since 16-17 year olds are fucking crazy and even 18 is too fucking young… Oh and she fucks very fucking black dudes…which the same pervert fanbase probably can’t handle.. CLICK HERE The post Jojo Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I tell you what I want – what I really really want…I want Scary Spice in more bikini pics because she was the Spice Girl I used to jerk off to – what 20 years ago now…that’s sounds pretty fucking crazy until you look at how her body has aged and then you realize “yep that would take about 20 years to happen”….not that I am hating on this, how could I hate on a set of hard nipples in a green tank top in an era when we didn’t have porn…yes we actually jerked off to music videos…not together but everyone did it…we had limited fucking options… I don’t know why she’s covered in sand in Turks and Caicos with a dude who she’ll probably marry, she marries everyone, except Eddy Murphy but that’s because he’s more into pretending he never knocked her up… She’s thick,..and she’s old and for some reason I call #blacklivesmatter… I like it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Scary Spice Mel B in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s beach vacation is still going, which means I’ve got even more bikini pictures of everyone’s favorite MILF for you guys today. Now I know these aren’t quite as good as last week’s , or as good as you might’ve hoped (I guess she’s holding out on doing the full Jessica Alba pose for a couple more days), but don’t get spoiled by all the supermodel bikini hotness. They’re still much better than the regular alternative: Alessandra wearing clothes. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
I don’t know much about Poppy Delevingne other than that she is a model, socialite, Cara Delevingne’s sister and that she has a little tush. I’m a fan. Here she is roughing it on a sailboat. Poor girl belongs on a yacht or better yet in bed with me in my mother’s basement. My sheets are 200 thread count. I’m living large. Photos: Fameflynet
I’ve got some good news for all you perverts out there today: Alessandra Ambrosio is on vacation with her family in Hawaii, which means it’s time for more bikini pictures from everybody’s favorite MILF. Anyway, I’m no scientist, but considering how smoking hot Alessandra’s looking here, I’m kind of surprised that shaved ice she’s got didn’t immediately melt on contact. Because I’m feeling pretty overheated myself just from looking at these pictures. Quick, somebody get me an ice pack, stat. Photos: Fameflynet
I’m liking this trend: as we get closer and closer to the new Bond movie, we’re also getting more and more bikini pictures of former Bond girl Olga Kurylenko . And I think these are even better than the last ones . Olga doesn’t have much going on in the front, but I’m digging the booty shots. So forget Skyfall , I’m enjoying Olga’s sequel way more. I call it Pantsfall. Related Articles: Olga Kurylenko’s Sexy Bikini Pictures Minka Kelly’s Got Cleavage! Minka Kelly’s Body Is Just Spectacular I Want To Bang Minka Kelly Photos: FameFlynet
