When recruiting my hooker last night, I was wandering the streets as I do, because the best hookers are the ones who don’t have pimps…but more importantly, don’t have internet access….I saw girls still dressed up for Halloween…wondering if it was the tail end, walk of shame, still jacked on Speed affect of the holiday….or if girls just can’t let go of dressing up slutty making it a week long event…I realized it didn’t matter…cuz they were doing it… So yeah, it’s November 2, yeah fuck Halloween that shit is dead to me, but I’ll still look at pics of girls in Costume….cuz girls in costumes are fun to look at. Here’s Emma Roberts….showing some cleavage…..and I approve.
Jesus loves you and wanted to thank you for your endless support with this awesome $5 offer on tons of clothes from American Apparel: The truth is that I have jerked off to the models on the site more than once…it is pretty much porn….there’s something about cute hipsers showing nipple that I love…. I have made friends with American Apparel Models…. I have jerked off on girls wearing American Apparel product….like thigh high socks and leotards…. I like what they do and what they represent…They have taken what woulda been GAP girls and turned them sheer…edgy…short short…cameltoe…braless and amazing…. So get on this $5 dollar sale ….. And look at pics of this model of theirs…
I partially feel cheated by Mila Kunis….sure unlike you I grasp that she doesn’t know I exist….and unlike you I don’t think she’ll ever be fucking me….and when I look at pics like this…I really don’t care about that….and unlike you, I don’t care what her taste in men is, even if one is a Culkin, raped by Michael Jackson, possibly HIV positive…..and the other Ashton Kutcher….pretty much the worst dude in all of Hollywood….for reasons that vary from annoying, to fucking annoying…to I hope someone beats that bitch with mommy issues up and leaves him to die…..for unrelated reasons to him banging Mila Kunis like this was That 70s Show…….. I feel cheated cuz I thought she was fucking cute. I really thought she was the ideal bitch to watch in movies, I mean other than her little tits that she never put out there naked….but still fucking cute….but I was wrong…and I’m never wrong about that shit….it was all movie magic…and this reminder in the form of pictures makes me hate her…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t have…not even when it is in the tail end of it’s life….
Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t have…not even when it is in the tail end of it’s life….
Last night, Kanye West was on stage during the Watch The Throne tour and decided to apologize to Amber Rose while calling her an amazing person. Her response? I’ll say this—I didn’t even know about it. This is my 50th interview today and every single person has asked me, and it made me go see what the hell they were talking about, because I don’t keep up on the current events of Kanye. I just don’t look him up. A lot of is just negativity and I don’t like to bring that energy into my life. But I did look at it and he said that, he said um, “When I said that I didn’t like your dress, I was an a$$hole. When I said that I didn’t like your hair, I was an a$$hole.” And he was an asshole. He was. I feel like he gets that know, and he’s remorseful about being an a$$hole to me. But he called me an incredible person, and I take that as an apology. And if it was an apology, I forgive him. For being an a$$hole. I don’t hold any grudges. I don’t hate him. I want him to find a girl and for him to treat her better than he treated me. The next girl, she doesn’t deserve that. I found pure happiness with Wiz. Why wouldn’t I want that for Kanye? I want everyone to have that, to feel the way I feel about Wiz. It looks like Amber is getting the last laugh after all. But is she telling the truth? You think she’s happier with Wiz? She sure seems like it. Let’s look at pics of her and Kanye in better times and pics of her and Wiz. Where does she look happier?
I’ve already posted some bitches from SI 2011 in bikinis ….I’ve also posted this year and last year’s cover girls ….but I figured Izabel Goulart deserved a post of her own… I figured this Brazilian bitch needed a post of her own, cuz she was in SI body painted in the thickest body paint available on the market, that is pretty much liquid fabric that covers all pussy lip, nipple and pubic hair stubble, but at least we got to see ass crack…so at least everyone’s trying to step it up a notch…cuz in previous years they didn’t even give us that.. On a side note, Izabel Goulart’s got some kind of crazy face I never noticed and I’m not sure why I’m noticing now….Maybe it’s due to a recent obsession with nose jobs and cosmetic dental care….or maybe cuz she’s always half naked and half naked usually erases faces….except for today…for some reason…maybe I’m gay…but gays generally don’t mind ugly faces…just watch Glee and look at pics of Gaga for the proof on that…and that’s all I gotta say about that.
Someone commented on the site yesterday something along the lines of “Ashley Tisdale has a better face than Swanepoel”, I assume it was Ashley Tisdale, because anyone who reads this site knows I find her the fucking ugliest, and anyone with a penis knows that she’s not in the same fucking league as this Bikini model and really when you look at pics of this bitch, how do you even notice she has a face….I mean she’s the kind of girl who I’d ignore the South African flag tattooed on her pussy, or her South African Passport, or any South African warning signs that maybe, just maybe she has exchanged fluids with someone who has AIDS since everyone in South Africa has Aids, while trying to crawl into her pussy, because AIDS or not, when it looks like this, everything just seems like it’s gonna be fine…Seriously, she’s good.
