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Suave LL Cool J Hits Up Hollywood Palladium

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Rolling off the grounds of the Hollywood Palladium in a sleek, white Bentley, rapping legend LL Cool J looks pretty suave in a classy suit paired with a cool newsboy hat. the rapper is once again showing off his most talked about asset on the cover of Men’s Fitness magazine’s March issue. The rapper, born James Todd Smith, recently appeared on the cover of Men’s Fitness mag shirtless, flexing muscles in both his chest and tattooed-covered arm. Guess that’s why Ladies Love Cool James.

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Suave LL Cool J Hits Up Hollywood Palladium

Lindsay Lohan Brings The Sexy Back

Now that Lindsay Lohan is a free woman, at least temporarily, I thought I’d throw her a bone and post a few shots of her walking around. She’s not doing anything special, but she looks pretty hot. I have no problems with her being sober and kinda lame if she’s going to be looking this good. Was she at the People’s Choice Awards last night? I’m pretty sure she would have won the ‘Hottest Chick In Rehab Award’ without any problem. Hot.

Paris Hilton’s Sexy Euro Douche Party

Here’s Paris Hilton enjoying a wild night in Madrid at something called a Supermartxe VIP Party on Saturday night. I don’t know what that means, but it looks like she’s having a good time. I don’t know if she’s performing or just dancing with a bunch of chicks on stage, I don’t know what the hell is going on, but she looks pretty good doing it. Why don’t I ever get invited to parties like this? I can dance with a group of half naked chicks at a cheesy Euro party. Not fair.

Kylie Minogue’s Legs and Crotch Performing of the Day

Here are pictures of Kylie Minogue proving that if a bitch loses some of her sexual parts, like her tits to tit cancer, or her uterus to uterine cancer, or her anus to anal cancer, or her cervix to cervical cancer, she’s still got value, provided she doesn’t get all those cancers at once, cuz healthy or diseased titty or not, she’s still got a pussy and that’s good enough for me to get down to. So here she is showing off her legs and what may be underwear while performing and I am posting them cuz I think she looks pretty hot, cancer survivor or not and I’m not just saying that cuz cancer survivor’s with money are porn to me, cuz you can move in on them while no one else wants them, before they relapse and die of the shit, leaving you with everything, my mind just doesn’t think like that.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Are Doing Fine

Now that Lindsay Lohan is out of the big house, she seems to be trying to get back to her normal life. Not the life we know in which she spends most of her days drinking, doing drugs, flashing her lady business, ruining her career and making out with dudes or women who may or may not be lesbians. I mean her life before that… Like when she was eleven. Whatever it is she’s doing, it seems to be working because she actually looks pretty good for a change. The system clearly works.

Olivia Munn GQ Magazine Pictures

Saddle up nerds because I’ve got pictures of your nerd princess Olivia Munn posing in her underwear for GQ magazine. Is everyone alright? I hope your mom didn’t catch you. Moving on, she actually looks pretty damn hot, I keep forgetting she’s got a pretty tight little body under there. I’m impressed. I wonder if she can help me set up my surround sound?

Britney Spears’ Hot Little Short Shorts

If you like hot celebrity hillbilly chicks like I do, you’re going to love these pictures of Britney Spears in her sexy little short shorts. Here she is I don’t know taking her kids to daycare, I have no idea, whatever it is she’s doing she looks pretty good. I would pay pretty good money to have someone like Britney Spears strap me into a car seat dressed like this. Nice and slow Britney…. That’s it.

Gena Lee Nolin Is A Forgotten Hottie

My crotch had almost completely forgotten about Gena Lee Nolin , as had most of you I’m sure, but it’s nice to have a blast from the past on the site from time to time. Here she is clowning around in her sexy little hillbilly outfit. Get it? Clowning around…. Because she’s posing with that creepy sex offender for some event she was invited to for some reason. Anyhow, she still looks pretty good for a stay at home mom or whatever it is she’s doing now. Enjoy. more pictures of Gena Lee Nolin here

Megan Fox’s Hotness Needs Some Work

Megan Fox seems to have slipped into her role as newlywed pretty easily, here she is already wearing comfortable bloated wife clothing while running some errands the other day. Boring. Alright, so she still looks pretty damn hot, but I’d be annoyed if two weeks into my marriage with a super hottie she’s already given up on looking sexy…. Ugh, who am I kidding? She’s still one of the hottest pieces of ass around. Love it.

Scarlett Johansson’s Hotness Takes A Step Back

Here’s Scarlett Johansson dressed in her fifties secretary outfit at the MTV Movie Awards last night. I don’t get it, she’s one of the hottest women in Hollywood, but she insists on wearing clothing my grandmother wears to birthday parties at the old folks home. Sure on grandma it looks pretty revealing, but that’s because she’s ninety frikin’ years old! Scarlett’s dress is barely over the knee, I didn’t even think they made those anymore, my crotch is so disappointed. I bet grandma gets a lot of action at those birthday parties. Gross.