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We all know that Scott Disick likes to drink too much.  The man who calls himself the Lord has provided us with plenty of evidence of his problematic boozing over the years, such as when Scott was found drunk and barefoot stumbling through an Atlantic City hotel room last weekend. We learned this week Scott has checked into rehab once again, this time pursing an experimental course of treatment in Costa Rica. Disick is trying to get sober through a strange method that involves eating the roots of an African shrub that’s been known to cause hallucinations. Proponents of the method claim that Scott’s supervised “trips” will help him to learn about himself and to realize that he doesn’t need to get drunk in order to be happy. Sources close to the father of three say they’re not surprised that Disick is undergoing a more unusual treatment this time, as traditional rehab methods have failed him several times in the past. Scott left rehab after just one day when he checked in last summer, and now it seems that’s not the first time that he sought help and then immediately changed his mind. “Scott often checks into rehab to detox after an especially dangerous bender and will leave shortly thereafter, usually no more than five days,” as source close to Disick tells Radar Online. “He checks into rehab when he’s gone too far and people fear for his life. But once he detoxes, he leaves as if nothing has happened.” The insider adds that Scott has checked himself into rehab at least four times in the past, but he’s never lasted more than a few days. The anonymous friend does not expect this time to be any different. “I guarantee he will be home by next week,” the source says. “There is no way he will stay longer than that. He is already making plans…He is definitely not looking to stay!” Sounds like only one question remains: Will Kourtney Kardashian take him back once again? 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Scott Disick: Long History of Bailing on Rehab Revealed