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Courtside Shawtys: RihRih And Pretty Boyd Floyd Hit Up The Clippers VS. OKC Game

Who is that boy RihRih is with? Ooops, our bad, of course it’s her bestie Melissa. Rihanna Sits Courtside For Clippers/Thunder Playoffs Game The Bajan stunner was spotted courtside at Friday’s Clippers/Thunder game along with a number of other stars, including Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Billy Crystal. And is that Future? The Clippers lost this one in case you weren’t watching. Final score was 118-112 in favor of the Thunder. Check out more photos below: WENN

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Drugs Are Bad M’kay: First Grader Caught Passing Out Grandma’s “Victoria’s Secret” H-Ron To Kids In His Class!

Where have all the responsible adults gone?!? 7-Year-Old Caught With Grandmother’s Drugs In His Pocket At School Via NYDailyNews A Pennsylvania boy left grandma’s house with more than the usual sweets and goodies. The first-grader allegedly took his grandmother’s heroin to Caln Elementary School in Coatesville and gave packets to at least one of his classmates Friday. The 7-year-old had nine bags of heroin — all stamped with the words “Victoria’s Secret” — stuffed in his pockets, Philadelphia’s WPVI reported. He gave one to another student, whose mother found it hours later. The District Attorney’s Office said the boy’s grandma, who is 56 years old, is a known heroin user. She was arrested Sunday and faces endangering the welfare of children and drug charges. “Any exposure to heroin for a young child is likely to result in death,” District Attorney Tom Hogan said in a statement. “The defendant is lucky that she was not responsible for the death of her own grandson or somebody else’s child.” Can you imagine what parents would do to this lady if their child died from this isht?! Police said Bilinski-Munion lost track of her heroin when she was watching the boy at the family home Thursday night, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported. The boy told police he pocketed the drugs when he found them on the floor. When police searched the home Saturday night, they found even more heroin bags, including an empty one in a child’s pair of pants. Lock her up. Lose the key. Straight like that. Image via Shutterstock/Chester County D.A.

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Drugs Are Bad M’kay: First Grader Caught Passing Out Grandma’s “Victoria’s Secret” H-Ron To Kids In His Class!

Where have all the responsible adults gone?!? 7-Year-Old Caught With Grandmother’s Drugs In His Pocket At School Via NYDailyNews A Pennsylvania boy left grandma’s house with more than the usual sweets and goodies. The first-grader allegedly took his grandmother’s heroin to Caln Elementary School in Coatesville and gave packets to at least one of his classmates Friday. The 7-year-old had nine bags of heroin — all stamped with the words “Victoria’s Secret” — stuffed in his pockets, Philadelphia’s WPVI reported. He gave one to another student, whose mother found it hours later. The District Attorney’s Office said the boy’s grandma, who is 56 years old, is a known heroin user. She was arrested Sunday and faces endangering the welfare of children and drug charges. “Any exposure to heroin for a young child is likely to result in death,” District Attorney Tom Hogan said in a statement. “The defendant is lucky that she was not responsible for the death of her own grandson or somebody else’s child.” Can you imagine what parents would do to this lady if their child died from this isht?! Police said Bilinski-Munion lost track of her heroin when she was watching the boy at the family home Thursday night, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported. The boy told police he pocketed the drugs when he found them on the floor. When police searched the home Saturday night, they found even more heroin bags, including an empty one in a child’s pair of pants. Lock her up. Lose the key. Straight like that. Image via Shutterstock/Chester County D.A.

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End Of Days: Arkansas Boy Killed By Tornado Sent A Tragic Final Text Message To His Mother

This is so sad … Student Texted Mother Goodbye Before Being Killed By Tornado There were a number of victims who lost their lives in the recent series of fatal tornadoes which struck southern and midwestern states, however we felt this one is particularly heartwrenching. A University of Central Arkansas senior named Jeffrey Hunter was waiting out the storm in his bathroom on April 27th when the tornado struck. As the storm approached he typed a series of final messages to his mother. Here are the details via KNWA : “First he said mama, I’m so scared,” said Regina Wood, Jeffrey Hunter’s mom. All Wood could think to do was tell her son Jeffrey Hunter he would be okay. “He knew how bad it was, these say it’s going to be a direct hit,” said Wood. From her home in Beebe 20 miles away from her son in Vilonia, Regina could only update Jeffrey through text on where the EF-4 tornado was headed. It was headed straight for him and he knew it, telling his mom goodbye. “I have a text on my phone as the tornado was hitting “Goodbye mama,” says Wood. “I kept saying are you okay? Are you okay? Let me know. Let me know. No answer,” Wood recalled. Jeffrey wasn’t the only person to die in his Vilonia neighborhood. There are flags up for each one of the victims. But despite the terror of losing her only son, Regina is comforted in the thought that Jeffrey, in the midst of panic and fright, thought to tell his mom goodbye. Hunter was with his father and stepmother when the tornado hit. They were seriously injured. So sad. Our prayers are with the family and other families who lose loved ones in the storms. Twitter

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Dear Bossip: We’ve Been BFF’s For 8 Years, But I’m Wondering If We Should Cross The Line To Intimacy

Dear Bossip , My best friend and I have known each other 8+ years (he is 31 years old, and I’m 29 years old). We met through a mutual acquaintance and later discovered that we attended the same school. There was never a flirting relationship between us, just jokes and genuine dislike of “aggressive” people. We’re both laid back go with the flow type of people. Most likely, this is why our friendship only ever existed on campus, i.e., we never hung out in a different setting, other than the first time we met. Fast forward 2-3 year, we’re both in relationships with other people. Mine ended; his turned into a marriage and a son. His wife was very controlling about him and our friendship. I’m not the type to step on anyone’s toes so her dislike of me made me remove myself from the situation. Thus, our friendship literally became nothing more than phone conversations here and there. I would talk to him like he was one of the girls and he would talk to me like I was one of the guys. A year into their marriage his wife (24 years old at the time, with 4 kids that weren’t his, plus their 1, 5 total) began to go out, A LOT!!!! Also, his wife would have the car so on days that I could he would ask me for a ride home from work, which was no problem, but again that was our friendship. The only time that we would see each other was a 20-30 minute ride home from work. Eventually, his wife got herself a boyfriend and asked him to leave because he worked “too much” and didn’t give her the attention she required. During this time our type of friendship didn’t really change. I would just listen to him as he questioned what he did wrong and how he could get his wife back and so on and so forth. At this point I myself was in a relationship and many of those conversations would be between the three of us. My ex telling him that he needed to get back out there (during their marriage he had lost friends and family by staying) find some friends and a new lady. Which he eventually did, but he’s not into dating. He’s a homebody and misses the family life. Last October my boyfriend ended up leaving me to chase his dreams of being a rapper. Also, around that time I had lost my job, so when he left I was left with stacks of bills and nothing more than a part-time job. My best friend, however, had finally got the job that he wanted and things were and still are getting better for him and recently he has been my rock. We’ve spent more time together in these last two months than we have our entire friendship. We go everywhere together, anything I need he provides, and if his ex goes nuts about the kids (her boyfriend left her, and he still takes care of her kids as if their his own) asking for more money leaving him broke. I do share the little that I have so he can eat, have gas money, etc. Also, we have never EVER crossed that friendship line, but… Our families love each other and not one moment goes by without one of them telling us to cut the –ish, and get together. It’s gotten so bad that our mutual friend is even joining in on the act and saying that we should give it a try. I don’t know what he’s thinking, but for me I know that the both of us needs this friendship right now more than we need to take a chance. But, things have gotten so bad between us that we no longer date other people, we’d rather do things together. Only time we’re with someone else is for sex, then when one tells the other its hints of anger on both sides, but neither of us go into detail. We both just shrug it off and down play the relationship we have with others. When I do ask him why he doesn’t date anymore he’ll say things like, “I’m tired from work” or “I don’t have the money right now,” but then he’ll turn around and ask me, “Where do you wanna go?” Or, “What are we gonna do today?” I’ve told him that I don’t want to cramp his style, but he’ll just ignore me or say “I’d rather be around you than them.” At this point I don’t know what to do or think. Should I continue to go with the flow or is this turning into an unhealthy situation? – Crossing The Line With Bestie Dear Ms. Crossing The Line With Bestie , Misery loves company! Yes, I do agree that this is an unhealthy situation. You are co-dependent on each other, and notice that you’re always together, especially when things are not going well in your relationships, or when you come out of relationships. You’ve become each other’s ear, and shoulder to cry on. You run to each other to be consoled, and to bish and complain about others, and what’s not working in your life. You’ve developed a relationship that is totally reliant upon each other’s misery. And, it’s not healthy. Look, don’t you think when you met years ago when you were in college that he would have stepped to you and pursued a relationship if he was interested? And, don’t you think after all this time, at some point it would have dawned on him, he would have made a move and pushed up on you if he was really that interested? What I’m sensing is that you are more invested in his life, and what’s going on with him than he is with you. But, I get it. You’re both emotionally and mentally needy people. And, he feeds your desires to be emotionally and mentally heard, and at the same time, you feed his desires to be emotionally and mentally heard. You feed off of one another. That is why he said that he would rather be around you than them. You understand him, get him, and support his emotional and mental rants. It’s baggage, and you both are carrying each other’s baggage. Other people don’t want to be bothered because it becomes draining. But, it feeds the both of you. Think about your friendship, and notice the pattern between the two of you. When he needs something he runs to you. You asked him why isn’t he dating someone, and he said he’s tired from work, and he doesn’t have any money. Uhm, he doesn’t have money because he is giving his money to his ex-wife who left him, and he’s supporting her and her children that are not even his own. He has one child with her, but he is taking care of a household full of people. That doesn’t make any sense. So, why is he doing it? Why is he giving her all his money? And, why are you supporting him doing this, and why are you giving him money for food and gas? But, this is the kicker, he turns around and asks you where are we going to go today, and what are we going to do today. Who’s paying for this? He doesn’t have the money, so are you supporting him and taking care of him? Why? Friend or no friend, he has to become better at managing his own finances, and stop acting like a damn child. He has to grow up and become more responsible. But, neither of you see what you’re doing. You two are doing nothing but using each other. Using each for emotional and mental support. Using each other for financial support. Using each other as shoulder’s to lean on and cry on, and mope and bish to. You both need to be in therapy, and, in particularly he needs some serious therapy. You can’t fix him, help him, or solve his problems. But, he keeps running to you because you are the only one who will listen to him, and give him a stage to perform. You support this bull-ish, and he will keep using you, sucking your energy, and draining you. And, guess what, neither of you are in relationships, but he will find another woman, and continue this pattern with you. No, I don’t feel you should cross the line with him by becoming intimate. It will only complicate your relationship by making it physical and sexual. You’re already emotionally and mentally in a relationship with him, and it has proven to be unhealthy, therefore, making it sexual will only make it worse. And, what happens once you discover you’re not physically attracted to one another, or the sex is awkward and contrived? Also, look at his pattern and behavior. Nothing will change between you and he. He will continue to work, take care of his other family, and complain about his life, and you will continue to support him, and be his sounding board. Stop being his sounding board. Stop financing him. Stop being his co-dependent partner in these emotional and mental rants. Stop giving him that much access to you. Stop letting him use you. I bet if you stop doing these he will find someone else to drain and suck the energy and life out of, and he will miss you for not being there for him, and helping him, and listening to him. It will become about him, and not how he’s treating you, using you, and how he leaves you each and every time he comes and takes from you. It’s time for a reassessment of your friendship, and what you clearly are not seeing. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean :  loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean and “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click  HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE!      Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE! – See more at: http://bossip.com/954035/dear-bossip-my-husband-spends-an-enormous-amount-of-time-with-his-mother-i-cant-stand-it-or-her/#sthash.ZlhRoZI5.dpuf

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Chris Brown Legal Drama Explained: Assault Cases, Probation Violations, Con Air & More

Chris Brown’s legal predicaments have gotten so confusing that they require a lengthy explanation to fully understand at this point. So here we go: Chris Brown Jailed Until at Least June After Trial Delay Brown has been on probation since accepting a plea deal in the 2009 attack on his ex-girlfriend Rihanna. That probation is set to end later this year. He was arrested last fall for assault in D.C. Because his probation requires him to obey all laws, a judge revoked his probation in the Rihanna case. However, after Chris pleaded not guilty to the D.C. attack on Parker Adams, a judge allowed him to seek treatment rather than sit in jail awaiting trial. He was kicked out of rehab and jailed in March, though, after violating the rules of the anger management rehab center he was assigned to by the court. In addition to its own legal ramifications, the D.C. case could lead to major penalties – potentially YEARS in prison – in the probation violation case. Ensnared in this tangled legal web, Brown has been shuttled from L.A. to D.C. via Con Air and now is heading back again in the custody of federal officers. The D.C. trial has been delayed because of the singer’s bodyguard, Christopher Hollosy , a key witness who was just convicted in the same incident. Hollosy says unless he is granted immunity, he will not testify in Brown’s case until he has exhausted the appeals process, which could take six months to a year. Hollosy had been widely expected to take the fall for his boss, accepting responsibility for attacking Adams, but this new delay might suggest otherwise. 23 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! Open Slideshow 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. View As List 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. 2. Chris Brown Thrusting Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form. 3. Beat Women, Not Animals Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen. 4. Chris Brown Virginity Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result. 5. Chris Brown Smoking Photo Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time. 6. Chris Brown Teeth Chris Brown’s teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill. 7. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden. 8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos Check out Chris Brown’s arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats. 9. Chris Brown RAGE! Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it’s just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still. 10. Chris Brown Lookin’ Ridic Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards. 11. Christopher Brown Picture Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news. 12. Chris Brown is a Douche At least in this photo. We get it man! You’re cool! 13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas …. Thug Life style. 14. Chris Brown: Terrorist Chris Brown is a terrorist … for Halloween, at least. Check out dude’s costume. 15. Chris Brown Grinding Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche. 16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey. 17. Champagne Shower Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready. 18. Chris Brown, Champagne Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown’s mouth? 19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down. 20. Chris Brown Twitpic Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake’s entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once. 21. Contemplative Chris Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America. 22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely. 23. Chris Brown Topless Chris Brown likes to blow his top. Or perform without one in this case. D.C. Superior Court Judge A. Franklin Burgess Jr. set a status hearing for the Chris Brown assault case for June 25, the same day as Hollosy’s sentencing. Until then, he will remain behind bars. L.A. Judge Victor Greenberg denied the request of Brown lawyer Mark Geragos to release him with the trial pending. Come June, he’ll be transported back to D.C. on Con Air again. Such is life for detainees who face criminal charges in two different U.S. jurisdictions. “I’m quite sure that Chris Brown would actually love not to be transferred via U.S. Marshal Service,” says Darren Kavinoky, an L.A.-based criminal defense lawyer. “I’m sure he’d much rather fly under his own power, via private jet, or even on a commercial flight in coach for that matter,” he adds … but that’s a no-go. Transporting prisoners via the Justice Prisoner and Alien Transportation System (better known by the nickname “Con Air”) is actually quite commonplace. JPATS transfers more than 350,000 prisoners and illegal aliens a year. The jets are owned or leased by the government and funded by the taxpayers. Kavinoky continues , “Since he’s in custody, this is standard operating procedure. It’s a common occurrence also with witnesses [for] cases other than their own.” In other words, Brown is not getting any special treatment here. Kavinoky adds, “This is not any sort of special celebrity treatment situation. Actually, I’d say that what’s happening here is the anti-celebrity treatment.” “Chris [is] getting a worse deal because the judge knows that the eyes of the world are upon him. I think Chris is in a worse situation because he’s Chris Brown.” Sounds like something Ne-Yo would agree with … Ne-Yo Defends Chris Brown

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Bird Beef: Kenya Moore Not Leaving RHOA And Bragged About Getting Porsha Fired After Reunion Brawl

So Kenya got dragged by Porsha on purpose? Kenya Bragged About Getting Porsha Fired From RHOA Guess Kenya had to provoke Porsha to stay on the show…anything to keep a steady paycheck. According to Radar Online: Kenya Moore may have just rescued her career and, if she has anything to do with it, ended Porsha Williams’ at the same time RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. With The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show brawl episode bringing in the highest ratings of any reunion across the entire franchise, many were speculating that Moore was on the chopping block, but that doesn’t look like it is the case. “Kenya is not going ANYWHERE,” a source close to the RHOA star told Radar. “She would never, ever leave the show now.” Following her brutal beat down by Williams, which many claimed she provoked, Moore has been ranting about how much power she now wields on the show. “Kenya was just bragging about how she got Porsha fired and that she is definitely going to come back for another season and she doesn’t care if the other ladies say they hate her,” the source told Radar. However, while NeNe Leakes, Cynthia Bailey, Kandi Burruss and Phaedra Parks are rallying behind Williams, the source said the whole dynamic has changed for producers. The outpouring of support hasn’t been lost on the network either. “The public wants Porsha to stay, but she was about to get the axe before the fight,” the source told Radar. And Moore is not budging from her role on the hit show either. “Kenya has money problems and she’ can’t afford NOT to do the show. She’ll take whatever they offer her to stay.” It’s a dirty game, and Porsha just let this silly broad dupe her right out of it. SMH WENN

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Mile High Selfies: Have YOU Joined the Club?

There’s a new selfie trend on the block – and this one’s on top of the world. Literally. Flight attendants and crew members around the globe have taken to sharing their mile high selfies with followers on social media. All is well, however, as the mile high part of this club isn’t the mile high club to which Chrissy Teigen belongs . (Thank our lucky stars!) Mile High Selfies Open Slideshow 1. Mile High Selfie Alexandra showed off her Air Canada uniform in her mile high selfie on Instagram. View As List 1. Mile High Selfie Alexandra showed off her Air Canada uniform in her mile high selfie on Instagram. 2. LOST! We’re having LOST flashbacks with this mile high seflie. You know the scene… 3. Cockpit Selfie This is as sexy as the mile high club is getting in these mile high selfies. We hope. Even the captains got in on this action. 4. Air Asia Selfie These Air Asia flight attendants are quite fond of the mile high selfies! 5. In the Galley What else do flight attendants do during their downtime on Trans-Atlantic flights? Take mile high selfies, of course! 6. Guys Love Selfies Guys take more selfies than girls, according to studies. This guy’s mile high selfie adds to the number. 7. Ready For Takeoff! This flight attendant is ready for takeoff! To prove it, here’s a mile high selfie! Hey, flight attendants are Instagram-loving people, too, okay!?!  Some veterans in the industry think the trend is imprudent and bound to get the younger generation of flight attendants in trouble thanks to many airlines’ strict guidelines over images shared in and around their airplanes. As it turns out, as long as the uniforms are being worn correctly and pictures are hitting the Internet at appropriate times, the flight attendants aren’t doing anything wrong.  What’s NOT the appropriate time to take a selfie? When a plane is crashing. But yep, those exist. Plane Crash Selfies Open Slideshow 1. Philadelphia Plane Crash Passenger Shares Selfie from Crash Site Twitter user @han_horan snapped this selfie after a plane crashed in Philadelphia this week. She and the other 153 passengers were all unharmed. View As List 1. Philadelphia Plane Crash Passenger Shares Selfie from Crash Site Twitter user @han_horan snapped this selfie after a plane crashed in Philadelphia this week. She and the other 153 passengers were all unharmed. 2. Ferdinand Puentes Shares Selfie from Water While Waiting for Rescue When the plane on which Ferdinand Puentes was flying went down, he pulled out his GoPro camera and began snapping selfies. 3. Professor Takes Mid-Flight Selfie After Oxygen Masks Deploy Professor Shashi Bellamkonda (left) snapped and shared this selfie taken when the cabin of his airplane began to fill with smoke.

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Lindsay Lohan Pole Dances on British TV, Continues to Make Great Decisions

Lindsay Lohan’s reality show ratings tanked  – but the OWN network series has yet to premiere overseas, which means she’s got a few more months to promote Lindsay and try to save her ailing career. And we get to watch! Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Photos Open Slideshow 1. Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Lindsay on the pole. We get the idea she’s preparing herself to do this full-time. View As List 1. Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Lindsay on the pole. We get the idea she’s preparing herself to do this full-time. 2. Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Photo Lindsay on a British talk show. Teaching the host to pole dance, making America proud. 3. Lindsay Lohan Stripper Stage Photo Lindsay on a stripper stage with a talk show host. This girl is full of good decisions. 4. Lindsay Lohan On the Pole Lindsay makes it rain on British TV. Always a class act. 5. Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Image Lindsay pole dancing for her OWN reality show. Not sure why she thought it was a good idea. Last night, Lindsay brought her class act to a British talk show called Chatty Man and she was every bit as demure and dignified as we’ve come to expect. Just kidding, she pole danced and threw money everywhere. We thought there was nothing Lindsay could do that would shock us anymore, but we’re surprised that even she would go skankin’ around to promote her show just days after accusing Jennifer Lawrence of having sex for film roles . Shouldn’t someone have explained to her that if she’s gonna accuse other people of using sex to boost their careers she shouldn’t sell her latest project by twirling and stumbling around on a stripper stage like a skeleton full of Bacardi? Oh, well. Check out Lindsay working the pole in the video below. Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Sweet moves, Linds! Usually strippers don’t use the pole to prevent themselves from collapsing headfirst into the audience, but we’ll give you bonus points for originality. Keep up the good work! We promise we’re laughing with you.

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Matthew McConaughey Rescues Baby Seal, Continues to Excel at Life

With an Oscar win and a hit TV series, Matthew McConaughey has been having a pretty solid 2014 thus far. Considering his famous love of chillin’, you might expect the actor to take it easy for a while… but instead McConaughey somehow stepped his game up even more while surfing (of course) on a beach in Malibu recently. According to the National Enquirer , the True Detective star saw a group of teenagers poking a baby seal with a stick to find out if it was injured. Naturally, McConaughey paddled ashore (and, we’d imagine, shook the water droplets from his hair in slow motion) to inform the kids that the seal was just resting and waiting for his mother to return. The best part of this report? “After a 20-minute lecture on sea life, the kids were so anxious to get away, that they didn’t even bother to ask the star to pose for a photo.” Amazing. Of course,  McConaughey lost scary weight for Dallas Buyers Club  and though he seems to have bulked back up in recent months, the kids may not have recognized the once ab-tastic actor.  After all, it’s hard to believe the mature, slimmed down McConaughey of today is the same star who once headlined such critical and commercial favorites as The Ghost of Girlfriends Past and Failure to Launch …actually, we’re beginning to understand why those kids didn’t recognize him. We kid. Past failures aside, the Austin Drawler is killing it like no other actor in the game these days and now he’s savin’ seals and schoolin’ younguns to boot. Long live the McConnaissance.  Watch True Detective online at TV Fanatic to see why Matthew may well win an Emmy and an Oscar in the same year. Alright, alright, alright.

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