Russell Westbrook Taunts Kevin Durant With “Official Photographer” Top Russell Westbrook is already known for making a mark with his off-the-court style …but tonight, he used the power of his painted-on-pants to troll the hell out of Kevin Durant . While on his way into the arena, Russell rocked an “official photographer” vest — supposedly poking fun at Kevin’s much-talked-about photography hobby. Seeing as how OKC lost, we’re assuming it didn’t do much to rattle Durant…but it provided some serious chuckles and meme fodder in the meantime… Instagram/Bleacher Report
Salma Hayek may be old, washed up, boring….because she’s rich and has made it in America as a Mexican import who barely speaks english, unless that’s just part of her act, where she milks being a Mexican you want to milk, and wish was illegally working in your house cleaning and taking care of your kids for a dollar a day – so that you can Arnold Schwarzenegger her – but realize it’s a fantasy – because she’s not an illegal…and more importantly…because you don’t have a dollar a day to pay her if she was…sadness… I guess she’s in some midlife crisis, or pulling out the old content she shot and never used, for GQ Mexico…in her second media blitz for Mexico in a day, maybe she’s running for President there…or maybe she’s got a new movie…or maybe she’s calling favors to get the attention she SEEKS…who knows…but good fucking job…reminding us why you exist…THEM TITS. Solid…yet so soft and juicy…like a ripe Mexican Avacado i want to stick my dick in….and fuck…because I am that dude you can’t leave rotting fruit around…I’ll just fuck it. The post Salma Hayek in GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The best photographer in the game, doing the best stylized pictures that actually speak to my fucking soul, is Jonathan Leder. He’s been at it long before instagram, he used to run a magazine that created celebrities like Ashley Smith…I know she’s not a celebrity…but because of him she looked good enough to eventually get into Sports Illustrated….I am sure that’s the last person he wants to talk about bringing up from TEXAS before losing her to TRUMP models….because there have been so many better shoots, with better people…and they all are exactly what I want out of a shoot. He’s consistently produced amazing photoshoots – that actually feel more authentic, even if semi staged, than any of the shit being put out on instagram by all the poser, losers, who claim to be artists, with the thirsty fame seeking hookers looking for followers. As far as I’m concerned, this is the real fucking deal…and every one of these photos makes me feel like I am on a fun adventure that I wasn’t invited on because no one like the fat guy masturbating in the corner… These are from his new book “LOST VEGAS” – ORDER NOW It’s pretty fucking hot… ORDER NOW The post Lost Vegas by IMperial Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The best photographer in the game, doing the best stylized pictures that actually speak to my fucking soul, is Jonathan Leder. He’s been at it long before instagram, he used to run a magazine that created celebrities like Ashley Smith…I know she’s not a celebrity…but because of him she looked good enough to eventually get into Sports Illustrated….I am sure that’s the last person he wants to talk about bringing up from TEXAS before losing her to TRUMP models….because there have been so many better shoots, with better people…and they all are exactly what I want out of a shoot. He’s consistently produced amazing photoshoots – that actually feel more authentic, even if semi staged, than any of the shit being put out on instagram by all the poser, losers, who claim to be artists, with the thirsty fame seeking hookers looking for followers. As far as I’m concerned, this is the real fucking deal…and every one of these photos makes me feel like I am on a fun adventure that I wasn’t invited on because no one like the fat guy masturbating in the corner… These are from his new book “LOST VEGAS” – ORDER NOW It’s pretty fucking hot… ORDER NOW The post Lost Vegas by IMperial Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Every warm-blooded female on the planet would want to date Idris Elba. He’s suave, he’s handsome, he’s a talented actor and have you ever heard his accent?!? You will melt into a million tiny pieces once you do. But this doesn’t mean Elba wants to date every warm-blooded woman on the planet, of course. And the actor (who has been rumored for ages to be taking over for Daniel Craig as the next James Bond) made that clear on Monday morning via a somewhat scathing Tweet. It was directed as a certain iconic singer who likes to pretend she’s British. “Am I sleeping with Madonna? No motherfu**ers… ‘Don’t believe the Hype,'” wrote the attractive star. Well, okay then! Pardon us for thinking otherwise! It seems as if this dating rumor started to circulate around the Internet around the Internet after Madonna instagrammed a video of Elba boxing on Friday. She wrote as a caption to this footage, which we’ve shared below: “Idris Elba Smashes it at York Hall!” We suppose we can see how people got the wrong idea from this post. It’s not everyday that one celebrity goes to see another celebrity box. A video posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Oct 28, 2016 at 5:58pm PDT Moreover, last November, the British actor Tweeted a picture of him holding hands on stage with the Material Girl. The two really did appear to be lost in each other’s eyes at the time, with Elba referring to Madonna as a “legend” in the caption of the image. So it’s not as though this rumor came out of nowhere. Elba’s three-part documentary, in which he trains to become a professional kickboxer, will air on Discovery next year. We know at least one person who will be watching it. As for why Elba might have shot down this chatter with such passion, despite being pals with Madonna? He perhaps didn’t want to be just another notch on her long and famous bedpost. The singer has slept with such famous people as Sean Penn, Dennis Rodman, Guy Ritchie, Warren Beatty and Lenny Kravitz. She also recently offered to give, like, millions of men a blow job: Madonna to Hillary Clinton Voters: I’ll Blow You! So we can see why Elba wanted to disassociate himself from her bed. With no offense to Madonna intended, we’re sure.
Every warm-blooded female on the planet would want to date Idris Elba. He’s suave, he’s handsome, he’s a talented actor and have you ever heard his accent?!? You will melt into a million tiny pieces once you do. But this doesn’t mean Elba wants to date every warm-blooded woman on the planet, of course. And the actor (who has been rumored for ages to be taking over for Daniel Craig as the next James Bond) made that clear on Monday morning via a somewhat scathing Tweet. It was directed as a certain iconic singer who likes to pretend she’s British. “Am I sleeping with Madonna? No motherfu**ers… ‘Don’t believe the Hype,'” wrote the attractive star. Well, okay then! Pardon us for thinking otherwise! It seems as if this dating rumor started to circulate around the Internet around the Internet after Madonna instagrammed a video of Elba boxing on Friday. She wrote as a caption to this footage, which we’ve shared below: “Idris Elba Smashes it at York Hall!” We suppose we can see how people got the wrong idea from this post. It’s not everyday that one celebrity goes to see another celebrity box. A video posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Oct 28, 2016 at 5:58pm PDT Moreover, last November, the British actor Tweeted a picture of him holding hands on stage with the Material Girl. The two really did appear to be lost in each other’s eyes at the time, with Elba referring to Madonna as a “legend” in the caption of the image. So it’s not as though this rumor came out of nowhere. Elba’s three-part documentary, in which he trains to become a professional kickboxer, will air on Discovery next year. We know at least one person who will be watching it. As for why Elba might have shot down this chatter with such passion, despite being pals with Madonna? He perhaps didn’t want to be just another notch on her long and famous bedpost. The singer has slept with such famous people as Sean Penn, Dennis Rodman, Guy Ritchie, Warren Beatty and Lenny Kravitz. She also recently offered to give, like, millions of men a blow job: Madonna to Hillary Clinton Voters: I’ll Blow You! So we can see why Elba wanted to disassociate himself from her bed. With no offense to Madonna intended, we’re sure.
Man, Tristan Thompson sure must be in love with Khloe Kardashian, huh? After all, he’s putting up with her family even though they really creep him out — if that’s not love, then who knows what is? There are also the countless rumors that Tristan and Khloe are already engaged after only two months of dating. Throw in the additional rumors that Khloe is currently pregnant with Tristan’s baby , and it really looks like they’ve got a fairytale romance going on, just with less unicorns and castles and more Snapchats and basketballs. Oh, and speaking of basketballs — wanna know another way you can tell that Tristan is super into Khloe? His teammates, his fellow Cleveland Cavaliers, reportedly hate the fact that he’s dating Khloe, and they’re even trying to break them up. But good ol’ Tristan is standing up for his lady. That’s … cute? Dumb? Tragic? At this point, it’s hard to say. An insider spoke with OK! magazine and explained that “So many guys in the NBA blame Khloe and the Kardashians for their role in destroying Lamar Odom, and Kim’s ex Kris Humphries’ career never recovered.” “Even James Harden, whom Khloe dated last, hit a slump. They’re all telling Tristan that he’s going to be next.” LeBron James in particular has apparently been trying his hardest to get Tristan to see anti-Kardashian reason. “He thinks Tristan has huge potential and doesn’t want Khloe distracting him from the game.” Sadly, “Tristan’s team is trying so hard to break him and Khloe up. They want everyone focused on going for the wins.” But according to another report, “Tristan isn’t taking any crap from his teammates anymore.” And the plot thickens. Tristan and LeBron allegedly had an argument before their first home game this season about Khloe — LeBron didn’t want her there because of the infamous Kardashian Kurse, but Tristan wasn’t having it. “As for as he’s concerned,” a source says, “Khloe’s coming to every damn game she chooses.” “Tristan told LeBron straight up before last night’s game that Khloe was coming at that was that.” (Kind of) adorably, “Tristan told LeBron that Khloe is his good luck charm, and that if they lost last night, then he’d consider asking her not to come in the future.” “They obviously won, and after the game, Tristan had an I-told-you-so moment with LeBron.” Hopefully Tristan doesn’t ruin his relationship with his teammates just so he can be the latest NBA star on Khloe’s arm, right? What a crying shame that would be. View Slideshow: Kardashian Athlete Exes: The Complete Ball-Her Rankings
Shaniqua Tompkins Shuts Down 50 Cent Remember when we told you about that foreclosure exposure beef brewing between 50 Cent and his baby mama Shaniqua Tompkins ??? Well the G-Unit rapper recently posted a picture of the alleged home she lost… but according to Shaniqua, she actually SOLD her house and 50’s well aware of that. Furthermore he has no room to talk because he owes $18.3 million to Sleek headphones and $7 million to Rick Ross’ baby mama. Remember when she sued him and WON? WELP! Nice try Fif! The rapper’s still adamant that Shaniqua is broke. Hit the flip for another petty post.
