Kristina Shannon and Ida Ljungqvist are pulling exactly the kind of stunts you would expect from girls of their caliber, you know the kind of bitches who rely heavily on being in Playboy and are trying to keep the jobs coming in…it was that or a SEX TAPE LIKE HER TWIN SISTER, BUT I GUESS THEY REALIZED THAT THAT HUSTLE FAILED HARD AND ONCE YOU GO PORN YOU CAN’T REALLY TAKE IT BACK ….but lesbianism, that shit is flexible and forgiving….I mean kinda like living out twin fantasies so well cuz that’s what their trailer park dad used to make them do….only that was already tapped out…so doing what so many college girls have drunkenly pulled this for male attention before them…is almost fucking textbook solution…especially for a low level Playboy twat 6 years after being in Playboy….and I am kinda into it…even if I like her BLACK LOVING TWIN SISTER BETTER … To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Britney Spears just posted this bikini picture of her on Facebook and I figured I’d relay the message to you…I am not entirely sure what the message she is trying to get out to the people is…I just know this is a textbook case of a girl help captive by prisoners and abusers who need her because she makes them huge money…tying to cry for help using her kids strategically so that her handlers don’t catch on. This her sending out smoke signals, she knows a bikini pic will get reach, so look for clues, we can save her before it is too late…even though when she hit 30 and already dropped a couple kids out of her uterus, it was too late…. All this to say, save yourselves before saving some rich as fuck, money making machine who has won the lottery that is life even if her life sucks and she stages these pics for help in her bikini…but take the time to check her out in her bikini cuz all girls in bikini are good.
I don’t really think there was any debate as to whether Alec Baldwin’s 20 something year old wife was a whore, or if she wore panties, or if she wasn’t anything more than a sex kitten who was gonna win the lottery by getting him to marry her….I mean why else would a 50 year old be with a 20 year old….it’s not the in depth conversation…it is the pussy….and making said pussy do many tricks…especially when it is a yoga instructor…. Maybe this is what he was talking about last week when he said the paparazzi are ruining his life….before or after attacking one….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s not allowed to wear panties cuz if she does Daddy will be mad and call off the marriage and find hotter contortionists in their 20s…. Who knows…I just know she’s mooning us and I’m offended….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t really think there was any debate as to whether Alec Baldwin’s 20 something year old wife was a whore, or if she wore panties, or if she wasn’t anything more than a sex kitten who was gonna win the lottery by getting him to marry her….I mean why else would a 50 year old be with a 20 year old….it’s not the in depth conversation…it is the pussy….and making said pussy do many tricks…especially when it is a yoga instructor…. Maybe this is what he was talking about last week when he said the paparazzi are ruining his life….before or after attacking one….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s not allowed to wear panties cuz if she does Daddy will be mad and call off the marriage and find hotter contortionists in their 20s…. Who knows…I just know she’s mooning us and I’m offended….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Apparently the Billboard Music Awards were on last night…and I had no idea….proving yet again that I am not a celebrity gossip blogger or industry insider in any way…I just post the hot pics of the bitches everyone praises…you know bitches who are over paid, over hyped, annoying egos that we’d all fuck but that aren’t as good as the media wants us to think…. Not to mention, that even if I did know the Billboard Music Awards were on, I wouldn’t watch them, cuz only shitty commercial, radio pop music I hate is celebrated in the shit, the scripting is bad, and the fact that rich people giving nonsense awards to other people, with no real value, other than that it makes money to celebrate idiots who have already pretty much won the lottery….. I think the highlight hof the red carpt was Miley’s hot new body….with no bra….in a blazer….wearing a chain that is designed as some titty decoration….but that’s just because I’m really digging Miley’s fitness lately….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Elisabetta Canalis pretty much won the lottery when Clooney, obsessed with Italy, decided to bring her ghetto trash, local news host ass to America, where she fell for the tacky site of Hollywood’s Luxury and jumped on Dancing with the Stars, even though her talent was really Dancing on the Stars with her pussy…..leading to hitting rock bottom, dating Steve-O, with no where to turn, since she bottom fed before she even go started….doing the last resort programming before ever making it….but that was before today….where she’s gone back to Europe to participate in Borat’s new movie promotion on a yacht…..the most relevant thing she’s done since Clooney…maybe this is a revival…her second chance…and who really cares if it is or isn’t…so long as she’s in a bikini…cuz her body is rocking. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Elisabetta Canalis pretty much won the lottery when Clooney, obsessed with Italy, decided to bring her ghetto trash, local news host ass to America, where she fell for the tacky site of Hollywood’s Luxury and jumped on Dancing with the Stars, even though her talent was really Dancing on the Stars with her pussy…..leading to hitting rock bottom, dating Steve-O, with no where to turn, since she bottom fed before she even go started….doing the last resort programming before ever making it….but that was before today….where she’s gone back to Europe to participate in Borat’s new movie promotion on a yacht…..the most relevant thing she’s done since Clooney…maybe this is a revival…her second chance…and who really cares if it is or isn’t…so long as she’s in a bikini…cuz her body is rocking. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Nothing says hot like a bitch who was toned, hot and naked in the 90s, than seeing her turned into a mom, with a mom body, trading her size 0 waist for some kind of boxy weirdness she can than menopause and being in 40s for….it’s some kind of cry for attention that luckily involved her hiding her ass…cuz that shit would clearly make all of our memories of this bitch and her hotness come crashing down like the rest of her thanks to “gravity” and weakened elasticity in her skin…. I guess she’ll do anything for attention, just a few months ago she was hosting a club night at a local club and no one cared…I guess getting in a bikini was meant to generate some buzz…buzz that would be better spent starving herself and doing sit-ups…… I’m not an asshole, I just hate these bitches who don’t let go. They don’t embrace that they won the lottery and are millionaires thanks to their hot young bodies and fake tits, far more successful than local strippers with similar morals and values, you know naked in playboy for a quick buck that lasted a decade….longer than it should have….They are just greedy and want the money train to continue…even though they are talentless and their body that got them here didn’t stay up to par for the task….cuz beauty is fleeting motherfucker…and here is the proof…. Let go Carmen Electra…go back to your real name, Tara Leigh Patrick and be an adult, adopt a baby and be a mom, and save the bikinis for your vacations like other moms with fake tits….you’re done. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Who knew living in Arizona could make you rich?! Glendale Arizona Store Sells 6 Winning Lottery Tickets In One Day Six winning $1 million Powerball tickets were bought at a QuikTrip gas station in Glendale. Only one person has claimed their ticket since Wednesday’s drawing. The five other tickets are out there, somewhere. “What we do know is these are not Quick Pick tickets,” said Karen Bach with the Arizona Lottery. “They are individually selected numbers on a play slip or, in this case, multiple play slips.” Bach said this is definitely a unique situation, but the tickets are legitimate. Moore plays the lottery often and suspects something bizarre happened at the gas station. “I don’t know if they had just a general slip that they filled out and someone else used it,” he said. “The odds of that are significantly high.” 3TV spoke to the manager of the QuikTrip. Off camera he told us there is only one winner. A man bought six tickets with five identical numbers. However, the Powerball numbers were each different. It’s not the same story we got from a lottery official. “We can’t speculate,” Bach said. “We do not know who has those tickets in their possession. Until we have them we have no way of knowing.” The QuikTrip will get $30,000 for their share of the six winning tickets when all of the tickets are claimed. Since January, there have been 10 winning $1 million second-prize Powerball tickets sold in Arizona. Glendale, Arizona SURE does look like a nice place to visit right about now… Source More On Bossip! Cheese So Hard… That Isht Cray! We’ve Never Seen Yeezy Look So Happy In His Life Bad Girls Club Season 8 Reunion First Clips: First Time Audience Member Scrap At Reunion [Video] The OMG Girls Speak To Bossip Exclusively About Their Career Family And Boys Peace, My Brother: A List Of The 10 LEAST Violent States In America
Here’s George Clooney’s pussy that he may or may not actually have sex with because he’s possibly homosexual….you know the kind who doesn’t want to be known as homosexual….because it will make 90 percent of his women fans who fantasize about being the one to tame him, cuz girls love a challenge and think they have what it takes to make any guy settle, relatively uninterested in him, making him way less money….in a Rock Hudson or Steve McQueen wait til they die of AIDS before people need to deal with truth….so he uses hot bitches you want to fuck and Steve-O gets to fuck when he is done with them before dumping them…..making them really feel like they lost the lottery and entered hell….like this Stacy Keibler wrestler, who probably shares a publicist with him, who needed this to keep her around another year, thanks to making the bad decision of dancing with the stars, a nail generally straight in the coffin of your career that was already hardly a career to being with, hence why you were doing Dancing with the Stars in the first place, you know cuz being a pro wrestler for 2 years, was lucrative but where do you really go from there….kinda thing that doesn’t matter cuz she has legs I want to wear as a scarf and a pussy I want to wear as a mouth warmer….you know when Clooney is done making hr fuck him up the ass with a strap in exchange for exposure….I like my bitches at rock bottom….It is more effective.
