Everyone is freaking out about Miranda Kerr’s cleavage…while I am more into her butt shot that she posted…mainly because tits can be bought…and I guess in Miranda Kerr’s recently divorced and recently fired case…were bought…so that her billionaire boyfriends who have her on payroll have something to play with when she rolls through for her pay check… You see even the models who work and have money do the whole sugar baby thing…and I guess when you look like Miranda Kerr, and you made all this money from your humble Australian roots, directly propelled to a celebrity of her own, all from selling her body to brands…selling her body to billionaires doesn’t even feel like she’s selling her body at all..it just feels like she’s worth it…and maybe she is…I know..this ass pic is pretty amazing..
If you thought Kim and Kanye buying a $20 million mansion was obnoxiously extravagant, you may want to stop reading here. The latest issue of Star magazine is filled with details about the many astonishing ways in which Mr. and Mrs. West spoilt their only daughter, North, and the whole thing is far more ridiculous than you could ever imagine. 20 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning. The info comes from an unnamed source close to the couple who says Kim and Kanye “see Nori as an extension of themselves” and are “addicted to spoiling her.” The insider presumably provided the following details without bursting into laughter or tears. Good for her! Remember the gold toilets at the Kimye wedding ? Norri has a mini one of her own! Nori has a six-figure handbag collection that includes a customized “mini-Berkin!” Kanye has already shelled out over a mill to dress Norri in custom clothes from Givenchy, Gucci, and Louis Vuitton! Highlights of North’s $1 million dollar jewelry collection include a $75,000 pair of diamond earrings and ruby bracelet insured for $500,000! Kanye has stipulated that North must only travel in Range Rovers, Bentleys, Porsches, and the like. He’s been reportedly been heard to remark, “This girl is never riding in a Honda!” And, of course, the source says Kim and Kanye, “Don’t want [North] associating with people who aren’t rich, famous or ‘good enough’ for her.” And that’s where it goes from ridiculous to ridiculous and sad. Be horrible, elitist D-bags all you want, Kim and Kanye, don’t pass your awful insecurities onto your daughter…at least until she’s a teenager! Kim Kardashian Wedding Photos 1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married! They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.
Nick’s swag is probably all over eBay as we speak… Nick Young Has House Burglarized During Lakers Game According to TMZ reports : Burglars struck the L.A. home of Lakers star Nick Young last night … WHILE THE LAKERS WERE PLAYING … TMZ Sports has learned. Law enforcement confirms … cops are investigating at the home Nick is renting in L.A. Sources tell us … Nick came home after defeating the Orlando Magic at Staples Center around 11pm and noticed an upstairs window was broken. We’re told the scumbag (or scumbags) ransacked the master bedroom — taking several expensive items … including Louboutin shoes, jewelry, clothes, Louis Vuitton luggage and more. Our sources say they believe the crooks were so bold, they walked right out the front door … which was unlocked when Nick got to his home. So far, cops say no arrests have been made and no suspects have been identified. Reporters from both ESPN and Los Angeles Times have the following quotes from Nick about the incident Just like a ninja, worried about his sneakers…SMH. He’s lucky he wasn’t actually IN the house when the goons came through, we might be writing a totally different story. Maybe Iggy will cheer him up by doin’ something strange since her man lost his thangs. Image via Splash Continue reading →
Have you stopped laughing yet at James Franco-Seth Rogen’s parody of the “Bound 2” music video? Good. Because Kanye West has a very serious message to send. Appearing as a guest on 92.3 NOW radio station yesterday, the rapper told the following to residents of The Big Apple, referring to one of the world’s biggest designers: “Everybody in New York City right now, don’t buy any Louis Vuitton until after January.” Kanye is peeved that the head of Louis Vuitton, Yves Carcelle refused to meet with him the last time he was in Paris. And he’s trying to teach that woman a lesson here by proving his power. West has been angry a lot lately because he believes many top players in the fashion industry aren’t taking him seriously. That’s why he feels like a slave . That’s who he wants to treat him like a god . What do you think, Big Applers? Will you boycott Louis Vuitton? Yes, Kanye says so No, I love that designer Please, I can’t afford Louis Vuitton View Poll »
It’s not the holidays until you start receiving custom-made coal in your stocking from the Louis Vuitton Don. Ever the narcissistic rap icon, Kanye West is more than just the man who shocked actor Michael Myers with his Katrina commentary and wore a leather kilt. The “Through The Wire” lyricist has achieved national and international infamy by crushing charts and blurring lines all throughout Hip-Hop’s storied coloring book…. Continue Continue reading →
Whether it was golden era MCs in a Dapper Dan’s official bootleg, or a modern MC in all his gaudy glory, Louis Vuitton fashion has always been a Hip-Hop favorite. The high end brand’s fall/winter 2013 collection seen here has plenty of pieces that will have you re-thinking your financial priorities…. Continue
Here’s skinny Karlie Kloss…Victoria’s Secret Angel….who was actually pretty successful prior to being recruited to Victoria’s Secret last year….to fill their American Model quota….because they can’t just exploit immigrants like a hotel chain or kitchen at a fancy restaurant…they have to pepper it with legitimate legal workers for fear that their evil mid-western Jewish owned but Christian friendly…I’m talking photoshopped vagina and nipples out of the half nakedness to avoid controversy in their door to door catalogs that might as well be porn based on how many bored husbands and teenage boys jerk off to it….cuz the women in their lives sure don’t look like this…..but we can dress them up like this….in a lipstick on a pig strategy that doesn’t really work but that makes the corporation 10 billion dollars a year in sales…. That said…here she is in a bikini for their Swim collection…I like her awkwardness….and silly hair…
Ridiculously hot 30 Year Old Russian Superstar Model…Natalia Vodianova who you may know as “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012″….is posing in her underwear for some fashion magazine and I like it….and not just because she’s rich…and famous as a model…and fantastic to look at…but because she was raised without a father back in Russia…and daddy issues are fucking porn to me. What isn’t porn to me is that she’s got 3 kids with some dude she’s no longer with….even though broken homes but more importantly stepfathering is kinda my hobby….but unfortunately some rich dude who’s dad runs the multi billion dollar luxury conglomerate that owns Louis Vuitton, Moet and Henessey…..makin’ her a gold digger…even though she’s got some gold of her own…
