Jenelle Evans’ household might be full to bursting with children this summer, but little baby Ensley Jolie Eason will catch your eye. And melt your heart. The thing about babies is that they grow up so fast. You can look at a series of photos (like this one) and see her growing already. Some Teen Moms get their happily ever after, but it’s too soon to tell with Jenelle Evans. (Also, Too Soon to Tell With Jenelle would be a good name for a show — one day she could host a series where she points out red flags in relationships based on her previous bad experience) But, in all seriousness, Jenelle has had a flurry of past troubles, from custody issues to family feuds to serious substance-abuse issues . Plus, of course, she became a mom as a teenager. Imagine having that kind of responsibility before you’re even allowed to vote. Not that Jenelle is the first name that we think of when we think of responsible parents. Her love for partying has been well-documented, which would be fine … if she weren’t a mother of three. But look at how precious Ensley looks in her mom’s arms! We’re not saying that having this particular baby will just magically “fix” Jenelle’s life. But sometimes things just click for people. They reach a point in their lives, or find the right person, and they get better. We’re not necessarily saying that David Eason is the right (or wrong) person for Jenelle. But we’d love to think that having three kids (really kind of four, at the moment) and preparing for her wedding are either signs or causes or both that she’s really stepping up to the plate. The fact that she has Jace for the summer makes it sound like maybe some people trust her more than they used to. (Remember that her mother’s had custody of Jace for ages, so this is a big deal) It’d be nice to live in a world where Jenelle is just a young mother and not doing things that get her accused of putting herself before her kids . But she’s clearly so enamored with Ensley. And since that’s Kaiser Griffith’s toy dragon that Ensley’s playing with, it looks like he’s enjoying being a big brother. Look at how big she looks! It seems like it was just yesterday that she was, like, half that size and in no condition to play with anything. Now she’s in a jumper — a confusing word for British folks, but that’s life — and engaging with the world around her. Like, babies reach a point where they start to develop and express personalities and really interact with their surroundings. And it looks like this little cutie has reached that developmental plateau. It wasn’t that long ago that the only way to make Ensley look like more than a cute human object was with Snapchat filters. Remember? Honestly, adoring this baby is the most relatable thing that Jenelle’s done since her days of obsessing over Kesha . Like, she’s a 25-year-old reality star and serial monogamist who might have a sex obsession who’s struggled throughout her young life with moderation. (Along with everything else that a girl could possibly struggle with, it seems) But caring for children, scary as it can be, can kind of keep people grounded. Maybe, for Jenelle, the third time’s the charm? Let’s hope so. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans Baby Photos: FIRST LOOK!
Johnny Depp owes many people an apology: Amber Heard. His accountant. Anyone who has purchased a ticket to any of his movies in the last five years. But there’s one person to whom Depp has finally been forced to issue a mea culpa, following quite a you-know-what storm created by the actor on Thursday night after he did THIS: Johnny Depp Sort of Threatens Life of Donald Trump Yes, that’s a video of Johnny Depp threatening the life of Donald Trump . Appearing at the Glastonbury Film Festival yesterday, Depp told the crowd that the “press” would likely get a hold of what he was about to say, but… screw it! He was gonna go ahead and say it anyway. When was the last time an actor assassinated a president? Depp stupidly asked. The distasteful, borderline illegal remark prompted Depp to be roasted over the Twitter coals (below), while it also elicited a reaction from the White House . “President Trump has condemned violence in all forms and it’s sad that others like Johnny Depp have not followed his lead,” the Trump administration said in a statement this afternoon, adding: “I hope that some of Mr. Depp’s colleagues will speak out against this type of rhetoric as strongly as they would if his comments were directed to a democrat elected official.” It’s hard to disagree with any point made here. With the backlash mounting, Depp came out on Friday and said he was sorry. “I apologize for the bad joke I attempted last night in poor taste about President Trump,” the actor told People . “It did not come out as intended, and I intended no malice. “I was only trying to amuse, not to harm anyone.” It was pretty clear that Depp regretted the remark as soon as he uttered it. “I want to clarify, I’m not an actor. I lie for a living,” Depp said in an attempt to backtrack, just moments after making his quasi threat last night. But new information has surfaced that makes it clear Depp can’t really be all that sorry. It also makes it clear that Depp may have disdain for Trump, but he’s also had disdain for the office of the President for a very long time now. TMZ has unearthed photos that depict Depp standing in front of the White House and raising his middle finger. There’s also a photo of him picking his nose in the press room, along with tales of how disrespectful he acted in general during a trip to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in January of 1988. On hand for a ceremony for the fight against AIDS hosted by President and Nancy Reagan, the then-21 Jump Street star flipped off cameras and made rude gestures during a private White House tour. He reportedly angered the Secret Service when he lit up a cigarette in the Rose Garden at one point and then dared to do so again in the Blue Room. When the time for him to stand in receiving line and meet the President came, agents told Depp he could not participate because he had shown disrespect. We somehow doubt he cared at the time, however. View Slideshow: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Reviews: Savage! Hilarious! It’s therefore official we guess: Pirates of the Caribbean Season 5 was only the second worst thing Johnny Depp has ever done. What a schmuck.
Have you seen the Dallas Zoo's spinning gorilla video yet? If not, then you haven't really lived. But we have it for you, below. You can put it to just about any music you wish and his bathtime dance really works. But even with the original audio, this video is a delight. The gorilla's name is Zola, and he has a penchant for spinning around. When he was younger, he had a penchant for doing what appeared to be breakdancing. Kind of like how a lot of little kids like to spin in circles — we assume. We're not licensed gorilla behavior experts. But he's older now and it seems that Zola takes particular delight in splashing water during his dances. Obviously, no story about a zoo gorilla would be complete without mentioning the late, great Harambe. He lived, died, became a meme, and ran for President … all in that order. To this day, the Cincinnati Zoo can't so much as post about an adorable baby hippo named Fiona without being reminded about that fateful day when the Cincinnati Zoo killed its most famous charge . Obviously, it's unlikely that whichever intern or whatever the zoo equivalent who runs their social media accounts was the one who pulled the trigger that cut Harambe's life tragically short. But they still get a social media earful about it every time that they post pretty much anything. We can only imagine those in Cincinnati looking at their Dallas Zoo peers with envy. Not only because the Dallas Zoo is in a city that's much more intuitively easy to spell. (Though of course that) But because the story of Zola is getting a much more positive reception than the story of Harambe. We don't know if zoos have rivalries or popularity contests amongst themselves, but this is good news for Dallas no matter what. We have to imagine that the Dallas Zoo is delighted at all of the free press. To us, this is just entertaining nonsense, like everything else on our phone screens. (That isn't horrifying news about the world's impending doom at the tiny hands of an orange demon) To the Dallas Zoo, this could mean an influx of visitors as children and even adults come in to see the internet-famous dancing gorilla. We're not saying that they'll all get to see a live performance, but even the novelty of seeing him could attract a lot of folks.
Eminem is bonafide rap royalty, so even if you’re one of those OGs who’s of the opinion that he peaked with 2000’s Marshall Mathers LP , it’s not to see why so many continue to stan out over Slim Shady. These days, most of the focus is on Em’s personal life, which is understandable for a couple of reasons: 1. See our earlier comment about dude hitting his creative peak like 17 years ago. (We love you, Em, but you know it’s the truth.) 2. Mr. Mathers tends to shy away from the press these days, which lends him a J.D. Salinger-esque recluse mystique. (Hard to argue that anyone who appears in public as often as Eminem does could be considered a proper recluse, but in 2017, if you go a day without posting a selfie, you’re basically Emily Dickinson.) Anyway, the point is, the 44-year-old has achieved permanent headline-maker status. Even new photos of daughter Hailie Jade Mathers get social media all in a tizzy. So we suppose it’s not a huge surprise that a major shakeup in the rap legend’s facial hair status has caused the Internet to lose it’f f–king mind: Yes, that’s Em looking less like that the blonde trash-talker that rose to fame two decades ago and more like the guy who works the counter at your local vape shop. The beard is working for him, but it’s a shock to see the man making such a significant change after being beard-free for his entire adult life. Maybe Em got a memo from El-P, Action Bronson, Post Malone, Mac Miller, and Riff Raff, informing him that in 2017, white rappers rock facial hair. Or maybe he remembered that he has a daughter in college, which means it’s time to flex his beard muscle. Either way, the look is definitelt contributing to his mysterious reculse status. Em was on the red carpet to promote The Defiant Ones , an upcoming HBO documentary about the collaborative relationship between Dr. Dre and hip hop mogul Jimmy Iovine. Enjoy it, because it’s probably the last look you’ll get at dude this year. But don’t worry, we’ll let you know when new photos of Hailie Jade surface. (She turns 22 this year, you can ogle without shame.) View Slideshow: Hailie Scott: Eminem’s Daughter is All Grown Up, Surprisingly Normal!
Demi Lovato hasn’t historically been what we’d call shy about her body. And yeah, that includes flaunting the curves of her boobs, because those are part of her body and she can show or not show them as she likes. But even her most cleavage-tastic photos, she’s never looked as busty as you’ll see below. The singer and actress has had a number of fantastic hits. And she’s gorgeous as well. She’s taken a ton of photos before. Quite a few of Demi Lovato’s photos have been provocative or revealing or downright sexy . But this photo of her really stands out, and she acknowledges as much in the captions with a tongue-in-cheek reference to the pic’s, um, standout features. Honestly, with the outfit and location and pose, Demi looks like a (busty) princess: WOW. Her caption? “Objects in this picture may seem bigger than they actually are……” A cute play on “objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.” But seriously, her boobs look like they’re almost out of control. Like, at any moment, they might bust out of her outfit and give this wretched world the queens it deserves, you know? But obviously, even without her admission in the captions, we can tell that this isn’t business as usual. (Bustiness as usual?) There’s probably a lot going on underneath that dress that’s mashing her boobs up for maximum effect. Bare minimum, we’re talking some kind of corset. More likely? Some kind of body tape could be involved. It sounds wildly uncomfortable. But that photo might be worth it. She snapped the cleavage pic in Cannes, France. And managed to do so without getting entangled with Scott Disick, which seems to put her in a minority lately. Maybe because he’s no longer there, since he’s been reportedly hooking up with Bella Thorne in LA. Maybe because Demi knows how to dodge relationship bullets, at this point. Of course, the 24-year-old might be “too old” for Scott at this point, because he seems to only go after teens these days. Ick. But on a less icky note, let’s remember that Demi’s boobs look great even under normal circumstances. Like, we don’t want to fall into that trap of growing accustomed to seeing her a certain type of way. Only to be shocked when we see her switch back to her default self. That can happen when stars like Demi Lovato go without makeup for the first time in a while. But it’s a great photo. If it weren’t for the fact that Demi’s been sober for years, we’d expect to see a glass of wine in her hand just for the aesthetic of it all, you know? Anyway, congratulations to Demi for looking majorly hot for the summer. And let’s not forget that she’s always gorgeous. View Slideshow: Demi Lovato Instagram Pics Are the Hottest Thing in Human History
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