Britney Spears loves sex, but she feels like an old lady in the bedroom sometimes, or so the singer claims in her new documentary, “I Am Britney Jean.” A sexual dynamo who used every ounce of appeal in her arsenal to sell 50 million records, Britney’s still got it nowadays … even if she’s not feelin’ it. Spears confessed her love of boning in ” I Am Britney Jean ,” saying, “I love sex. I think sex is great … but I feel a little different about it now that I’m older.” “Sometimes I feel like I’m 20 and then sometimes I feel like I’m 50.” It’s an interesting statement, considering Britney has been outspoken about wanting to tone it down, despite admitting ” a lot of sex goes into what I do .” She recently said she’s being pushed too far in music videos for “Work Bitch” and other songs, and implied that she wants to set a better example for her kids. On the flip side … she still takes part on the aforementioned videos. in the documentary, she reiterated that she still loves to do the deed, but insinuated again that her most sexually charged concert days are behind her. Again, we’re not sure how serious that comment by Britney is. While we likely won’t see her make out with Madonna or gyrate half-naked during her Vegas residency, her music and music videos are as racy as ever. Is she sending mixed signals? Or really turning over a new leaf? Either way, her new boyfriend David Lucado ? Not an unlucky man by any means. Britney Spears – Work Bitch (Music Video)
My friend Sam Jones has a fun web series that involves all kinds of wild and silly adventures. I have been asking her for sex for the last two years and she constantly rejects me, in fact she deletes a lot of comments I leave on her Facebook referencing her NUMBER 9 asking how tight it is…and how I can have it smeared on my face like a Santa Beard…tis the fucking season…. But I can take the rejection, especially after seeing this video with the legendary Naked Trainer, who she hired for her hot Jewish mom’s Jewish Christmas gift…a mom I would like to have sex with, because despite being older, she’s seems like she’s got all the right moves…but more importantly..getting with her would mean I would be Sam Jones’ actual stepfather…and dreams would come true…
These bathing suit pics of Naomi Watts would be far more interesting if she wasn’t 100 fucking years old… I mean we can all celebrate her 100 year old mom body in a form fitting one piece like shit’s a fucking masterpiece…even when it’s not… We can be like “OMG, for a mom of two Live Schreiber babies, she’s not all that bad”…but that’s like saying for a fat chick, she’s not that bad…or for an amputee, she’s not that bad…or for a serial killer, she’s not that bad…or for a herpes ridden aids infected hooker, she’s not that bad… It’s always fucking bad…at least when comparing her now…to what was… Sure it could be worse…but this that great… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
“NUNS LOVE JESUS A LOT” is the name of this perfectly timed T-Shirt designed by artist Gordon Holden for DrunkenStepfather.com, because it is Jesus’ birthday in a week and what better way to celebrate it than to have a couple ladies who devoted their life to him, licking what could be an ice cream cone, or a candy cane, or really a Jesus statue…but you’d never know, since we censored it! We had stepGIRL MACBUD model it on her recent vacation in MIAMI…. TO GET ONE OF THE MOST OFFENSIVE AND INSANE SHIRTS OF THE YEAR CLICK HERE
Ireland Baldwin stripped down to her underwear to pose in her Boyfriend’s t-shirt collection, because that’s what good girlfriends do, they whore themselves out for the man who has brainwashed them into thinking their young love is forever, even though everyone else knows he will cheat on her, break her heart and really let her daddy issues shine…as she fucks her way into trying to find another love like this… I hear it now…”How could you do this to me, I even let you take pics of me in my panties for the internet because I thought we were one”…. Love…is the best way to pay girls into doing things for you….and I am a fan of seeing dudes master that hustle…
Bianca Balti is an Italian model I wouldn’t mind getting pregnant but would rather just stepfather her already existing kid cuz some other dude beat me to it…she’s 29 a little older than the vagina I am into, but still good enough to look at…even when not posing naked, something I am sure she does and has done because you don’t become a high paid model for not getting naked…if anything…that’s the only reason she is a model… Here she is in Esquire Mexico, so I can assume these are old pics, the Mexicans always get the sloppy seconds of the other Magazines, because that’s just how us Mexcicans are treated in life…second rate…thanks to all your racist…
It really is Marloes Horst’s year because she’s popping up everywhere. She’s from the Netherlands but more importantly, she’s from Victoria’s Secret, a country of its own where all the girls are dragged into some cage and put to work…and if they don’t smile properly, they get punished. I guess she’s one of the well-behaved ones, because they are putting fucking muscle into her. They probably got her at a discount and figure they can maximize their investment…by placing her in other magazines…and none of that matters all that matters is something I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, any girl who’s last name is whores and the “T” is silent…is a friend of mine…no matter who owns them… This girl is amazing…
Alyssa Miller bores me. That’s why I did two posts on her today. I really just wanted to make sure of it… I guess it all has to do with hating everything to do with Jake Gyllenhall at my core…even if I know he doesn’t actually have sex with her….I see a pussy that pretends she has sex with him to get more high profile and all I see is red… So she could be the hottest bitch around, but I just can’t buy into it…she’s an opportunist slut and represents all that is wrong in the world…and I could get more into it, but why bother, just looking at her cleavage and having it not cancel out how shitty I thinks she is, means she really is that shit… But you may like her and I am accommodating like that.
Alyssa Miller bores me. That’s why I did two posts on her today. I really just wanted to make sure of it… I guess it all has to do with hating everything to do with Jake Gyllenhall at my core…even if I know he doesn’t actually have sex with her….I see a pussy that pretends she has sex with him to get more high profile and all I see is red… So she could be the hottest bitch around, but I just can’t buy into it…she’s an opportunist slut and represents all that is wrong in the world…and I could get more into it, but why bother, just looking at her cleavage and having it not cancel out how shitty I thinks she is, means she really is that shit… But you may like her and I am accommodating like that.
