Kylie Jenner would like to interrupt your holiday weekend by making a very important point: She is NOT dating Lil Twist . The reality star was forced to take to Twitter after photos of her grabbing frozen yogurt with the rapper hit the Internet – and the blogosphere leaped to its next logical/romantic conclusion. “Media always making it seem like I’m dating everyone I’m seen with,” Kendall wrote online. “Makes no sense to me. Don’t listen to everything u see, people.” Jenner was, however, spotted alongside Jaden Smith at her father’s beach house on July 4th, as rumors of those two dating have been floating around for weeks now. We’re gonna go ahead and believe that one. Sorry, KJ.
Rebecca Black is turning heads along with fellow singer Jon D. for an acoustic cover of Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” that hit YouTube on Friday (obviously). It doesn’t suck as hard as you’d think for a Rebecca Black song, either! Seriously, the harmonizing between Becks and Jon is rather beautiful at times (we’re not being sarcastic), making Miley’s risque hit almost melodious: Rebecca Black – We Can’t Stop (Acoustic Miley Cyrus Cover) If you’ve seen the Miley Cyrus “We Can’t Stop” music video , you know it’s all about Twerking , strip clubs, cocaine, getting it in … any taboo you can think of. Black, 16, clearly modified the lyrics to make it more of a PG version. If nothing else, you’ve got to hand it to Rebecca for perseverance. Given the bullying she endured over “Friday,” it’s amazing she’s still producing music. Much-improved music, no less. Don’t you agree?
Patricia “Tan Mom” Krentcil was hospitalized Saturday morning after suffering a seizure while undergoing in-patient treatment for alcohol abuse. Krentcil began seizing while in the rehab facility and was rushed to a Palm Beach, Fla., hospital. She is still resting as doctors monitor her condition. After several reported incidents of public drunkenness, Krentcil checked into The Lukens Institute June 20 to undergo a 30-day treatment for alcoholism. New Jersey’s resident Tan Mom , 45, gained wide notoriety last year when she was accused of bringing her then five-year-old daughter to a tanning bed. Krentcil turned her 15 minutes of “fame” into some interesting endeavors, recently debuting a music video for her novelty rap single “It’s Tan Mom.” It’s rather amazing. Check it out after the jump … Tanning Mom Music Video – It’s Tan Mom!
Spencer Clawson is the latest Big Brother 15 cast member to face the real world fallout from racist and homophobic slurs made on the show’s live feeds. Union Pacific railroad, which employs him as a conductor, says: “The values represented by Spencer Clawson’s comments during the Big Brother show do not at all align with Union Pacific’s values.” “Mr. Clawson is on unpaid leave of absence while participating on Big Brother. Union Pacific does not condone his comments.” It seems unlikely that he’ll be paid by them again after this. Clawson was recently seen/heard on Big Brother cameras calling a gay houseguest “Kermit the F**” … and praising Adolf Hitler as a “gifted speaker.” UP continued its statement by saying that it is currently “acting in accordance with Collective Bargaining Agreement terms regarding Mr. Clawson.” Basically, they’re exploring their options regarding his termination. A group of cast members on BB15 have been under scrutiny since being overheard bashing fellow contestants on the live, uncensored, online feeds. CBS edits the thrice-weekly broadcasts, but the feeds are as-is. Clawson isn’t alone in this predicament. GinaMarie Zimmerman and Aaryn Gries have already lost their day jobs due to racist comments they made on the show.
Charles Saatchi, Nigella Lawson’s husband, has announced he’s divorcing the celebrity chef, expressing disappointment she failed to publicly defend him. The fallout from their disturbing public fight – he allegedly choked Nigella Lawson in a restaurant June 9 – culminated in the demise of their marriage. Saatchi, 70, an art collector and global ad agency co-founder, told The Mail (UK) , “I am sorry to announce that Nigella Lawson and I are getting divorced.” ” I am disappointed that she was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way.” Saatchi was interviewed by British police for five hours and received a formal police citation, called a caution, which means he admitted his actions. The formal police caution formally ended the matter with police. In his statement, Saatchi acknowledged, “I feel I have clearly been a disappointment to Nigella,” but also sought to once again downplay the fight . “This is heartbreaking for both of us as our love was very deep, but in the last year we have become estranged and drifted apart,” the statement said. “The row photographed at Scott’s restaurant could equally have been Nigella grasping my neck to hold my attention – as indeed she has done in the past.” He had been married to Lawson, 53, for more than 10 years.
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Well it looks like the fat are winning. Not only have the media tried to be fat friendly by making “Hollywood Fat” actually fat, you know making fat girls stars and the love interests of normal looking dudes, because America is fat and they find it more relatable…but now they’ve decided to change the one major icons that represents America and your Freedom…and that’s Barbie, even if she’s made in China. It looks like they’ve gone and cast her body straight from the Walmart line, I wonder where her 5 white trash single parent kids with ADD eating candy are? I mean I am a firm believer in giving unrealistic expectations to the youth and really women everywhere, because it makes them feel inadequate and gives something to aspire to be like. I don’t like saying to them “It’s ok to be dumpy, lazy, a slob”….especially not while wearing a bikini. I know the government wants us sick with diabetes, they want us fat from consuming product, they want us immobilized to not fight back and like Hitler, are starting the brainwashing when they are young. I would totally have sex with short, average proportioned, hormones in the food, not too into working out, but love Fructose Corn Syrup based everything, but I don’t like our aspirational toys, that generations have grown up on, attacked, changed or genetically modified, because it appeases to a gang of fat dykes trying to change the world in this anti-bullying era, leaving Mattel no choice but to adapt, in fear of seeming like an insensitive brand. Fuck you Barbie for ruining everything I love about America, you conformist communist porker. What’s next, an amputee GI Joe panhandling in the subway system because PTSD made him crazy and his veterans pension doesn’t cover his drinking…. Real life sucks, let’s keep our toys fun. That said, this isn’t an actual Barbie, but I like pretending it is, because it allows me to rant about nonsense…The story behind this is artist Nickolay Lammm took the average 19 year old girl measurements from the Center for Disease control, and created this as a political statement. A horrible statement.. It is not actually a Mattel Toy. But a short, thick legged, big booty, belly rocking’ statement on the world…that probably was better left unsaid. Next up, morbidly Obese barbie, based on the measurements of the Average McDonald’s worker.
Well it looks like the fat are winning. Not only have the media tried to be fat friendly by making “Hollywood Fat” actually fat, you know making fat girls stars and the love interests of normal looking dudes, because America is fat and they find it more relatable…but now they’ve decided to change the one major icons that represents America and your Freedom…and that’s Barbie, even if she’s made in China. It looks like they’ve gone and cast her body straight from the Walmart line, I wonder where her 5 white trash single parent kids with ADD eating candy are? I mean I am a firm believer in giving unrealistic expectations to the youth and really women everywhere, because it makes them feel inadequate and gives something to aspire to be like. I don’t like saying to them “It’s ok to be dumpy, lazy, a slob”….especially not while wearing a bikini. I know the government wants us sick with diabetes, they want us fat from consuming product, they want us immobilized to not fight back and like Hitler, are starting the brainwashing when they are young. I would totally have sex with short, average proportioned, hormones in the food, not too into working out, but love Fructose Corn Syrup based everything, but I don’t like our aspirational toys, that generations have grown up on, attacked, changed or genetically modified, because it appeases to a gang of fat dykes trying to change the world in this anti-bullying era, leaving Mattel no choice but to adapt, in fear of seeming like an insensitive brand. Fuck you Barbie for ruining everything I love about America, you conformist communist porker. What’s next, an amputee GI Joe panhandling in the subway system because PTSD made him crazy and his veterans pension doesn’t cover his drinking…. Real life sucks, let’s keep our toys fun. That said, this isn’t an actual Barbie, but I like pretending it is, because it allows me to rant about nonsense…The story behind this is artist Nickolay Lammm took the average 19 year old girl measurements from the Center for Disease control, and created this as a political statement. A horrible statement.. It is not actually a Mattel Toy. But a short, thick legged, big booty, belly rocking’ statement on the world…that probably was better left unsaid. Next up, morbidly Obese barbie, based on the measurements of the Average McDonald’s worker.
Kick-Ass 2 has a quest for you… if you are willing to accept it. Fight the MotherFucker and his followers and possibly win a hoodie! Or a poster! Or if you don’t want any of that, follow the dastardly villain on twitter! You have to give credit to movies that go out of their way to engage viewers through social media – and Kick-Ass 2 is doing a pretty decent job on that front with this new campaign. Of course, no Internet campaign worth its salt would be much without a YouTube video… Kick-Ass 2 Teaser: Motherf%*ker Tweets! Click through to see how you can take up the mantle and join Justice Forever! Kick-Ass 2 Teaser I’m more of an activist and a kind hearted one at that so I’m going to have to go with Justice Forever. Oh who are we kidding? I just want a t-shirt. Need more Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl? Then check out these Kick-Ass 2 posters and see if you agree with Jim Carrey: Is Kick-Ass 2 too violent ?
Rebbeca Martinson, the University of Maryland student who gained web notoriety after her insane sorority e-mail went viral, now has an advice column. And why shouldn’t she? If there’s anyone who knows how to administer tough love or lay the smack down on BroBible readers when needed, it’s R-Mart. In her first effort, Rebecca Martinson offers some advice to female readers about how to get a guy you meet at the bar to text you the following day. Yes, she deploys the CAPS LOCK. And begins with the observation that “to most drunk guys a wet hole is a wet hole.” Becks always cuts to the chase. Below are excerpts from Martinson’s official bro texting guide … “I don’t think a single weekend has gone by during the semester where at least one of my roommates hasn’t moped her way onto one of our couches and begun whining about how some guy she met at the bar or wherever the night before hasn’t texted her yet.” “‘But guys, he bought me, like, six rails!’ Well duh, he was trying to get into your pants.” “There needs to be a public service announcement on E! in the middle of a Kardashians episode that says, ‘ATTENTION: NO SANE MAN GOES TO THE BAR TO NOT TRY TO STICK IT IN. HE IS NOT THERE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. HE IS NOT THERE TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR NEW SHADES OF NAIL POLISH. HE IS THERE TO GIVE YOU THE D FOR FREE!'” In which case, this is how you do it … 1. Only half put out . So I know this sounds counterintuitive, but hear me out. Look back at the lovely and informative PSA. Is it mentioned anywhere in there that he’s out trying to find a girl with a lovely personality and who cooks like Paula Deen on a crack binge while simultaneously being Jenna Jameson in the sack? Nope. To most drunk guys a wet hole is a wet hole, and with each cranberry vodka you slurp down you’re both less likely to remember what either of you talked about. You could tell him you won the friggin’ lottery and the morning after he wouldn’t know it. This is why you only partially put out. What comes next? Follow the above link and find out!
