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Freaks! John Wayne Bobbit Says Having His Schlong Severed Took His Sex Life To Greater Heights… Claims He’s Chopped Down Over 70 Jawns Since Reattachment Surgery!!!

Sounds like somebody has been doing the most just to prove a point. John Wayne Bobbitt says his reattachment surgery was so successful his body count has climbed past 70 partners since having his joint snipped! Via NYDailyNews reports : John Wayne Bobbitt claims that losing his peen sent his sex life into overdrive. The 46-year-old and one-time adult film star says he bedded scores of women after his member was reattached, musing that “some women get a kick out of saying they slept with John Wayne Bobbitt.” “The doctors told me I would never be able to have sex again because my injuries were so bad,” Bobbitt told Britain’s The Sun newspaper. “But I’ve proved them wrong time and time again. I believe I’ve slept with 70 women since the incident. “Being the most famous man to have his peen chopped off does have its advantages. It definitely has not hurt my love life – in fact it improved it,” he said. Bobbitt has been back in the news because Sunday was the 20th anniversary of his ex-wife Lorena’s infamous snip in 1993. The former Marine said he still has nightmares about the kitchen knife attack and the buckets of blood he spilled in the sheets of his Virginia bedroom. “People think it’s all a big joke but I almost bled to death,” he told The Sun. “After the knife sliced through, I lost a huge amount of blood.” After police found the tip of his member in a field -Lorena had thrown it out the window of a moving car – Bobbitt underwent surgery for 10 hours to have it reattached. “I woke up covered in bandages,” he recalled. “They’d inserted a catheter tube, and for two months that was the only way I could go to the bathroom. “The doctors warned me there could be all sorts of complications,” he said. “The worst-case scenario was if an infection set in, they said it would go black and drop off.” Before long, though, he was mostly healed. His first tumble in the hay came just a few months after his surgery when a woman who recognized him approached him at a bar, he told The Sun. “We went back to her place and did what comes naturally,” he said. “I was frightened it wouldn’t work and my joint wasn’t 100 per cent, but we did okay.” Bobbitt famously went on to star in a pair of adult movies, “John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut” and “Frankenp***s,” and continued to have relationship trouble until a few years ago, when he said he found God and moved home to Niagara Falls, N.Y., to settle down. He now lives a quiet life as a limo driver and a carpenter and is planning a fourth trip to the altar. But he’s not quite through trying to make a buck of his famous name; an autobiography is in the works. The book will include accounts of peen-chopping attacks that occurred more than a century before his own, as well as “copycat attacks” that took place after Bobbitt’s ordeal, he told The Sun. “Obviously, I would have preferred not to go through all that pain and suffering,” Bobbitt said. “But being famous for my peen has given me opportunities I could not have ever imagined.” SMH. Do you think if you had your sex organ removed, you would be more enthusiastic about sex or would it make you more reserved? SplashNews/Corbis Continue reading

Mad Men Season Finale Review: Past vs. Future

A good season finale opens the chest of things you didn’t know you’d been thinking all season. Tonight’s Season 6 finale of Mad Men did just that. While this season seemed as glacial as Matthew Weiner’s storytelling can get, and the finale wasn’t particularly revelatory (though it wasn’t uneventful), it really clued us in to what this season – and in fact, the whole show – is driving at. It’s about past vs. future. The future is volatile. It’s as uncertain as anything can get. Don is so scared of it that fact, he sabotages everything just to maintain some control over it.  And the past, that pesky horrible flicker in the distant background, well it’s equally as disastrous, but in the end it’s just about the only thing we know for certain. Ignoring it only leads to more pain. In Care Of finds Don finally reaching the realization that if he doesn’t learn to restrain his self-destruction, his life will spiral. Don has been turning to drinking – and alone, no less – as a respite from his confused self-hatred. And finally, after ending up in the drunk tank for punching a minister, he decides “enough is enough.” Time to build a future. Of course, Don’s way of building a future is stealing it from someone else. He did it when he became Don Draper, and now he’s doing it with Stan Rizzo. Rizzo volunteers to be put on the Sunkist account in order that he can go to California and start a satellite agency, and when Don realizes he needs a shakeup, he figures that sounds like a good plan. Megan, of course, takes very little convincing. But when Ted tells Don that he wants to go to California himself, in order to escape his love for Peggy and keep his family together, it incites something profound. At first, Don says no. He’s sorry, but the gears are already in motion. Megan is being written off her show, plans are being made. But then, Don has a realization: Ted – this timid, scared man – is in danger of ruining his life. Like Don ruined his. During a pitch meeting with Hershey, Don reveals to the clients, and to his partners, some deeply locked away portions of his childhood that he’d never told anyone. He was raised in a whore house – not by a loving father like the version of himself in his pitch to Hershey – where nobody cared about him. The only sweetness in his life was the Hershey bar he earned from stealing money out of Johns’ wallets. This is not the first time Don has sabotaged a pitch meeting with his wild impulses, but it is the first time that he seems to have had a true catharsis doing it. Until this very moment, all of his erratic behavior has been destructive. It has been a way to influence the future – however negatively. Now, for the first time, he is embracing the past; dealing with his pain; confronting it, publicly. After Hershey leaves, he tells Ted he can have California. After all, Ted is trying to right his wrong. Not that he acted on his feelings for Peggy but that he has them in the first place. That’s a consideration Don never seems to have even realized existed. It’s big. And it hit Don hard. After an entire season of finding Ted to be an annoying pest that he could more or less walk all over, he now sees him as a man at a crossroads, and one that Don himself was on without even knowing it. So Don tells Megan that they’re not going to California after all. And of course Megan, who has always been just a piece of furniture unluckily positioned in Don’s blast radius, is justifiably upset. Final straws are being pulled. And just when Don has taken his first step toward finding himself. Megan leaves in a huff, possibly forever. And the next morning, Don shows up to work to find out he’s been unceremoniously canned. Another final straw has been pulled. So Don, without a wife or a job, has finally shed all the things that comprised his future. He has nothing left to destroy. Nobody to cheat on. No accounts to sabotage. Finally Don can work on his past. Sally, who told her father this season that she realized she knows nothing about him, is about to learn. The final scene of the season finds Don showing his three kids where he grew up. That he’s Dick Whitman. The secret that ruined his marriage with Betty, that threatened his job, that he has done countless horrible things to protect, is no longer a secret. It’s him. OTHER NOTES: It wouldn’t surprise me if Betty comes back into the picture next season. Weiner and his staff are great at making little things that seemed to just be scenery along the road turn out to be clues to major themes and plot details. The fact that Don and Betty had that nice little trip together as a family again, that they slept together again, compounded with Don’s embracing of his troubled past, suggests that him and Betty may get back together. Of course, it could also be a red herring. Poor Rizzo. Even when Don, who stole his idea, gives it away, he doesn’t even give it back to its rightful owner. He gives it to Ted. Peggy said something very poignant at the end of the episode. When Ted tells her she’ll realize he made the right decision, she tells him that it must be nice to be able to make decisions. Peggy has grown so much as a character, it’s tough to see her continue to be thrown around so much. SC&P is an entity without a spine now. Don is the entire reason the merger happened and the new business was created. He’s also the reason Sunkist won out over Ocean Spray. While he agreed to let Draper remain out of the new Name, Don really is the foundation of it. It will be very interesting to see what Don’s embracing of his past holds for his future. While he was told he could come back to work in a few months, that probably isn’t true. And for the sake of compelling storytelling, I hope it isn’t. The future is as uncertain as ever.

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Rihanna Instagrams HUGE Joints, Wishes U.S. Would #LegalizeIt

Anybody need a toke? Rihanna has enough to go around. For an entire nightclub worth of people, it would appear. The marijuana-loving singer took to Instagram on Saturday in Amsterdam (doesn’t it figure), where this sort of thing is not only legal, but encouraged: We see countless Rihanna photos featuring her smoking as it is, so imagine how much fun she’ll have in a place where she doesn’t have to rein it in? She captioned one of them “#LegalizeIt” … then upped the THC-filled ante by posing for a few pics with MASSIVE blunts and a lighter in each hand. The U.S. has not #legalizedit across the board, but Colorado and Washington have, and you can get a medicinal card in California like it’s no thing. Or so we’ve heard. Yeah, that’s it. Again, this isn’t Ri-Ri’s first declaration of her love for the herb. Nor will it be the last. But outside of the 20th day of April, it may be the most egregious. This sure beats traditional therapy … What do you think: Legalize it?   Yes No Maybe View Poll » Is legalization of marijuana a good idea?

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For The Love Of The Sticky Icky: 9 Celebrities Known For Their Piff-Puffin’ Ways

These days everyone is piff puffin’ on something to get phucked up. Celebrities are no exception. Here are 9 celebrities known for their love of the sticky icky.

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KimYe’s Baby Name Revealed

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  Oh for the love of Ashton Kutcher, please somebody tell us Kim and Kanye are punking us all! TMZ has released a document that…

KimYe’s Baby Name Revealed

KimYe’s Baby Name Revealed

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  Oh for the love of Ashton Kutcher, please somebody tell us Kim and Kanye are punking us all! TMZ has released a document that…

KimYe’s Baby Name Revealed

In White Folks Who Make It Clap News: Britney Spears Asks Miley Cyrus To Teach Her How To Twerk

Something tells us this would be one snow cake-clappin’ battle to remember Britney Spears Asks Miley Cyrus To Teach Her How To Twerk Looks like Juicy J isn’t the only celebrity fan of Miley Cyrus and her new found booty-bouncing infatuation…. via THG Britney Spears is a fan of Miley Cyrus Twerking. So much so that she asked for lessons in that booty-shaking department after seeing the action in Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” music video this week! Britney Tweeted at Miley: “Loving your new video for #WeCantStop @MileyCyrus! Maybe you can teach me how to twerk sometime LOL xo” Miley’s apparently game, replying: “We could twerk it out in exchange for u teaching me da moves 2 “slave for you” (I’ve been practicing for the past 10 years).” Please, please let there be cameras rolling for that get-together. From every conceivable angle. That must be documented and preserved for all time. Spears, who Tweeted her love for “We Can’t Stop” even before there was a video featuring Miley Cyrus Twerking, is no slouch in that area herself. Now this would be one hilarious video for sure! Photo Credit: YouTube Continue reading

No Love Allowed: Chris Breezy Shuts Down All Communication With Rihanna And Removes Collabo Song From His Album

Chris Brown Allegedly Removes Rihanna Collabo From His Album Lovesick loverboy Chris Brown might be still exchanging subliminal disses with his ex bajan boo-thang Rihanna on social networks, but word on the street is that actual communication between the two since ending their rollercoaster relationship has been non-existent. via Hollywood Life Chris and Rihanna are one of Hollywood’s hottest on-again, off-again couples, but they are definitely off right now. A source close to the R&B singer explains to HollywoodLife.com exclusively that while the strong feelings will never fully die down, the former couple is currently not even on speaking terms. The couple who has only had breaks — not breakups — seem to have finally called it quits for good this time. A source close to Chris Brown tells HollywoodLife that he and Rihanna will always have love and respect for each other, but a romantic love is out of the question right now. “He’s not featuring Rihanna these days,” the source reveals, and the way he describes Chris and RiRi’s status seems to really put a nail in the coffin: “They don’t talk. They’re done. Nada. Nothing.” Rihanna and Chris had recently seemed to be communicating with each other — though only on social networks — by exchanging disses back and forth. And while that sort of fighting can get nasty, nothing is more serious than dead silence. Fighting means exes still have feelings for each other; silence suggests they’re moving on. The insider close to Chris admits that “the respect is always going to be there, the love too,” but it stops there. This “source” also revealed that Rih and her ex Breezy-boo actually recoded a collabo for his album, but that Chris requested the song be left off following their break up. “They’re not on that level right now. He’s not thinking about her in any capacity.” Chris is obviously making that clear by leaving her off his speed dial — and off his album! The former couple recorded a collaboration that was set to appear on Chris’ upcoming album, X, but no longer, another source tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively: “Just saw the working track list for X yesterday — Rihanna is not on there. Record execs wanted that song on there, but Chris said he would rather not and wouldn’t allow the record to be released unless they took it off.” Hmmmm. If you believe this “source,” sounds like Chris and Rih-Rih are donezo for good this time. What do you think, Bossip fam?

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Baby Mama Drama: Allison Mathis Appeals Judge’s Ruling On Low Child Support Payments For Chris Bosh, Claims He Lied About Residency!

Looks like Chrissy Bosh might have sunk his own battleship… Via GossipExtra Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh recently professed his love for Miami, saying: “I’m in Miami for the rest of my career. I plan to be there. I plan to retire there. I plan to win hopefully a lot more championships there. So that’s where home is.” But as Bosh prepares for tonight’s Game 6 of the NBA Finals, his words could eventually come back to haunt him! In August, Bosh told an Orlando judge trying to determine Bosh’s residency in connection with child support payments to a baby mama that his native Texas, not Florida, would always be his home. Saying he found Bosh to be credible when he told him he always intended to remain a Texan, the judge ruled in December that the ball player shouldn’t legally be considered one of us — never mind that Bosh lives on North Bay Road in Miami Beach. Baby mama Allison Mathis sued Bosh to force him to pay higher Florida child support rates, about $30,000-a-month instead of the $2,600-a-month that a court in Texas told Bosh to pay. Orlando Judge Robert Evans ruled in favor of Bosh — but with the case now in appeals court, Mathis’ lawyer says she’ll use Bosh’s new-found love for Miami to show how Bosh lied to Evans. “Chris Bosh’s testimony in court about his being a Florida resident is exactly opposite of what he recently told the media,” said attorney Jane Carey. “He now says he intends to retire here after playing for the Heat. “You can’t be a resident of Texas and retire in Florida. “Chris Bosh fooled the trial judge, but we believe that the Appellate Court will reverse the lower court decision.” We’re not sure if Chris’ dedication to Miami in an interview is legal grounds for Allison to get more money, but that won’t stop a thirsty broad from trying. SMH Image via WENN Continue reading

Baby Mama Drama: Allison Mathis Appeals Judge’s Ruling On Low Child Support Payments For Chris Bosh, Claims He Lied About Residency!

Looks like Chrissy Bosh might have sunk his own battleship… Via GossipExtra Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh recently professed his love for Miami, saying: “I’m in Miami for the rest of my career. I plan to be there. I plan to retire there. I plan to win hopefully a lot more championships there. So that’s where home is.” But as Bosh prepares for tonight’s Game 6 of the NBA Finals, his words could eventually come back to haunt him! In August, Bosh told an Orlando judge trying to determine Bosh’s residency in connection with child support payments to a baby mama that his native Texas, not Florida, would always be his home. Saying he found Bosh to be credible when he told him he always intended to remain a Texan, the judge ruled in December that the ball player shouldn’t legally be considered one of us — never mind that Bosh lives on North Bay Road in Miami Beach. Baby mama Allison Mathis sued Bosh to force him to pay higher Florida child support rates, about $30,000-a-month instead of the $2,600-a-month that a court in Texas told Bosh to pay. Orlando Judge Robert Evans ruled in favor of Bosh — but with the case now in appeals court, Mathis’ lawyer says she’ll use Bosh’s new-found love for Miami to show how Bosh lied to Evans. “Chris Bosh’s testimony in court about his being a Florida resident is exactly opposite of what he recently told the media,” said attorney Jane Carey. “He now says he intends to retire here after playing for the Heat. “You can’t be a resident of Texas and retire in Florida. “Chris Bosh fooled the trial judge, but we believe that the Appellate Court will reverse the lower court decision.” We’re not sure if Chris’ dedication to Miami in an interview is legal grounds for Allison to get more money, but that won’t stop a thirsty broad from trying. SMH Image via WENN Continue reading