Here’s one for all you sickos out there: it’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer getting good and freaky for the premiere of some new show in the Berlin Dungeon, and getting friendly with her fellow German hotties and some props while she’s at it. And look, I know I really shouldn’t be jealous of a fake severed head , but the lucky bastard’s getting more action than I’ve seen in months. It’s just not fair! » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
It’s our lucky day when Jessica Alba posts her sweet ass in a bikini on social media. I was starting to think that she was done with the sexy and didn’t really care for my MILF title of the year, but something has changed and I’m happy for it. Damn, I want to take a bite out of that delicious tush. Continue reading →
Sure, I may hate Laura Cremaschi ‘s rich husband for being the only reason the Italian hottie won’t return my calls (well, maybe not the “only” reason…). But I will give the lucky SOB credit for one thing: he makes it possible for Laura to keep showing off that perfect booty of hers at the beach. Hmm, maybe the dude’s not so bad after all. » view all 25 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
OK, so these latest Nina Agdal pictures might not make your pants regions spontaneously combust like those topless shots we had on Friday (and if you missed those, trust me, you’re going to want to remedy that immediately). But they still make me every bit as jealous. I don’t know who this lucky bastard is, but I hate him already. Because this is pretty much my dream date right here. I know, I know, I’m a hopeless romantic. It’s kind of embarrassing. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
In case you guys forgot, Heidi Klum really likes Halloween . Only not for the same reasons as the rest of us — because it’s a great excuse for hotties to just walk around in next to nothing — Heidi actually likes to put effort into dressing up. Weird, right? So when Heidi goes as a sexy butterfly, she doesn’t just put on lingerie and wings, she spends hours on a seriously elaborate costume. Which kind of goes against the whole spirit of the holiday, don’t you think? That said, I’m sure this is working for at least one or two of you weirdos out there, so for all you pervs with a bug fetish, today must be your lucky day. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
In case you guys forgot, Heidi Klum really likes Halloween . Only not for the same reasons as the rest of us — because it’s a great excuse for hotties to just walk around in next to nothing — Heidi actually likes to put effort into dressing up. Weird, right? So when Heidi goes as a sexy butterfly, she doesn’t just put on lingerie and wings, she spends hours on a seriously elaborate costume. Which kind of goes against the whole spirit of the holiday, don’t you think? That said, I’m sure this is working for at least one or two of you weirdos out there, so for all you pervs with a bug fetish, today must be your lucky day. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know what you dudes got up to this weekend, but whatever it was, I can promise you it wasn’t even a quarter as amazing as this lucky bastard’s, who got to photograph one of my all-time favorite hotties Sara Malakul Lane naked in bed playing Scrabble. Yow! But if you ask me, it’s kind of cheating though. I don’t know how anybody could be expected to remember how to spell playing against Sara like this. Hell, it’s a miracle I could even remember how to type. Continue reading →
In case you hadn’t noticed (and if you didn’t, you should probably get your eyes checked), Emily Ratajkowski and her lucky funbags are everywhere these days. She’s even busting out in the November issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine , which is going to make waiting at line in the grocery store way more fun this month. Anyway, I’m still waiting for Emily to thank me for making her such a big star though. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures are a good start, but a few topless thank-you selfies wouldn’t hurt either. Continue reading →
Here’s Kendall Jenner at Russell James’ “Angel” Book launch hosted By Victoria’s Secret. If you don’t know who Russel James is, he’s the lucky bastard who gets to take pictures of all the hottest supermodels. He also managed to get Kendall naked in one of his photoshoots. I really hate this guy and I hope one day he gets carpel tunnel and is unable to take photos ever again. No one deserves a life that good. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Kendall Jenner at Russell James’ “Angel” Book launch hosted By Victoria’s Secret. If you don’t know who Russel James is, he’s the lucky bastard who gets to take pictures of all the hottest supermodels. He also managed to get Kendall naked in one of his photoshoots. I really hate this guy and I hope one day he gets carpel tunnel and is unable to take photos ever again. No one deserves a life that good. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
