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Hanalei Reponty by David Hauserman in the Laundromat of the Day

Hanalei Reponty is a pretty amazing bodied model from Tahiti who was marketed as a surfer, even though she’s probably not actually a surfer, but then again what makes a surfer, I would assume it is anyone who can surf. Right? I mean it’s a lifestyle bro… Not that I would know, I am not a surfer, or a model, but I am all about looking at pictures of girls who do surf, because they generally have amazing bodies, all swimming and being beat the fuck up by waves all day… I am not sure what this Hanalei Reponty shoot is for, I just know it is by David Hauserman who is on the rise as a photographer…. I also know that she’s showing some toplessness, because that’s just the direction everything is going, that is just what we want to see, and I am all about this movement…Models and model titties for fashion is and has always been my porn… I blame Fashion Television running runway shows on Sundays when I only had one channel and I was forced to jerk off to it – coupled with fashion magazines always being available to jerk off to as a kid…in an era before porn… All this to say – Hanalei Reponty is amazing.

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Madonna’s Vagina Panty Selfie of the Day

I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying. With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars. A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is… You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way. She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…

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Madonna’s Vagina Panty Selfie of the Day

I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying. With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars. A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is… You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way. She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…

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Madonna Crotch Close-Up: Posted to Instagram!

Sorry, Miley Cyrus and Kendall Jenner . Madonna isn’t ready to pass the baton of raunchiness to a new generation just yet. The singer, who turns 56 on August 16, posted an intimate shot of her crotch to Instagram today, placing her (well-shaven) private part directly in front of the camera and writing as a caption: “Getting ready for my B-day! Yes we hang our dresses in the bathtub!thanks D&G! #unapologeticbitch.” A Madonna naked picture was also posted online just last month, as the Material Girl Woman clearly wishes to remain in the sexy spotlight. Which is better than the N Word spotlight , we suppose. Let’s take a look at some of this artist’s racier shots, shall we? 9 Controversial Photos of Madonna 1. Madonna Armpit Hair Pic Madonna has hair in her armpit. And she’s not afraid to show it off.

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Lourdes Leon in a Bikini of the Day

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s 17 year old daughter and she’s rocking 17 year old tits that thanks to the hormones in the food are a constant amongst 17 year olds and thanks to the internet and the exposure to porn are something that they aren’t shy to showcase whenever they get a chance and thanks to their rich as fuck hooker of a mother – they’ve learned how to be the best junior slut seducing men to get ahead there is. I mean when you are raised by a mainstream not quite a pornstar but might as well have been one based on all the dudes she fucked..you know a nude model turned billionaire ego…you learn all the good morals and values in life…not quite proven by these pics, but I have a feeling…we’ll be hearing more and more from her as she gets more and more access to her trust fund. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lourdes Leon: Madonna’s Daughter Got Drunk at Her Prom?!

Madonna’s oldest child has grown up before out eyes. Seventeen-year-old Lourdes Leon will attend the University of Michigan in the fall, but before setting off on her own, Lourdes had to had one last high school rite of passage to endure, and she did it with the help of some good friends and a few glasses of bubbly. In a blog post titled “Lola Leaves High School,” Lourdes shared a humorous account of her senior prom with the online world.  Unfortunately, the aspiring fashion designer may have been a bit too candid in discussing her pre-party shenanigans. “A week before graduation, I attended the classic party every American teenager goes to despite the really bad music,” wrote Lourdes on her website. “This is known as prom. Of course I had a beautiful time, but I’ll attribute that to the fact that I partied with my awesome friends all night.” Despite that “beautiful time,” Lourdes’ post mainly on the lamer parts of the prom, which included, “Awkwardly avoiding teachers because you may or may not have had some champagne and it would be weird to talk to them.” So, Lourdes had some champagne at prom. Big deal, right? Well, it wouldn’t be, were it not for the fact that this is far from the first time that Madonna has been busted letting her kids booze underage. Earlier this year, Madonna posted a photo of her 13-year-old son Rocco holding a liquor bottle , and even that wasn’t the first scandal involving the Material Girl’s kids and drinking. Just a week prior, Rocco was criticized for an Instagram post suggesting that he raids his mom’s liquor cabinet. So while we can all probably that a 17-year-old getting a little tipsy on prom night may not be huge deal, certainly a 13-year-old knocking ’em back with his mom is not cool. Oh, and a word of advice, kids: if you’re gonna drink, at least keep the boozing to after prom. You really want to get in trouble with your principal a week before graduation? 8 Controversial Photos of Madonna 1. Madonna Armpit Hair Pic Madonna has hair in her armpit. And she’s not afraid to show it off.

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Bindi Irwin to Teenagers: Cover Yourselves Up! Stop Trying to Dress Older!

Watch out, Kylie Jenner , you’re on notice. Bindi Irwin is making headlines this week for espousing modesty in teenage fashions. What a concept. In an interview with News Corp, a discussion of her personal style turned into the late Steve Irwin’s daughter commenting on teenagers’ fashion choices. She said: Bindi Irwin Criticizes Girls Who Show Too Much Skin “For me, I look around at a lot of young girls my age and they’re always trying to dress older. Whether it’s revealing clothes or hardly wearing any clothes at all, I feel really bad for them.” “A lot of times I want to grab these girls and say ‘look, in 10 years you’ll regret this . Just dress like who you are. Don’t try so hard. A pair of jeans and a T-shirt is just as gorgeous.” Not only that, it “even makes you look classier.” Or so this 15-year-old believes. Fans obviously reacted quickly and furiously to her comments. Popular Australian actress Caitlin Stasey, 24, responded on Twitter: “Open letter to Bindi Irwin, in ten years you’ll wish you stood beside your shared sex rather than be proud you belittled their choices & agency.” Caitlin’s tweet received plenty of hateful responses, to which Stasey responded, “Hey, to all coming to her defence by claiming she’s ‘only’ a child.” “Quit being so goddamn patronizing [sic]. An opinion is an opinion, and one aired publicly encourages discourse. People listen to her, the media is championing her.” “And I think her opinion, in this case, is damaging [It’s] less about her comments, more about the fact that our media is subscribing to and promoting them as truths.” “Using a young woman as a prop for your conservative agenda is truly appalling,” she continues, saying the media is oversimplifying the debate. That’s undoubtedly true, as is the fact that Irwin was likely goaded into discussing the issue for precisely this reason. But her message isn’t all terrible. Maybe if other young stars heeded her advice … this wouldn’t happen: 13 Disney Stars Gone Wild 1. Lindsay Lohan How many times has Lindsay Lohan been in rehab? Jail? The bigger and cuter they are as children, the harder they fall, apparently.

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Maddonna Burqa Photo is Offensive, Stupid

Recently, Madonna has taken to behaving as revoltingly as possible as part of her desperate bid to remain relevant. Last month Madonna used the word “gay” as insult . Prior to that Madonna dropped an N-Bomb in reference to her white son. The most baffling behavior of all, however, may have the been the still-unexplained Daenerys Targaryen costume Madonna wore for Purim . It’s a bit sad, in that in her attempts to be “edgy” the former icon really just reminds you of an aging, bigoted relative who should probably institutionalized. We were actually beginning to feel bad for Madonna. Then we saw this: Yes, that’s exactly what it looks like…Madonna wearing a burqa. If you’re anything like us, this photo makes you want an explanation. Fortunately, Madonna has one. It just happens to be the Worst Explanation Ever: “It’s that kinda day! #Unapologeticb—-!” Yet again, Madonna demonstrates that she has only the most tenuous grip on reality and doesn’t quite understand how hashtags work. (Those dashes are hers.) So there you have it. Madonna posted a photo of herself wearing fundamentalist Muslim garb and doesn’t give a damn what you think about it. You think she’s an idiot? Of course you do! And you’re right to. But don’t hold your breath for an apology. Know why? Because she’s an unapologetic b—-! 8 Controversial Photos of Madonna 1. Madonna Armpit Hair Pic Madonna has hair in her armpit. And she’s not afraid to show it off.

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WERK: Zendaya Becomes Face Of Madonna’s Material Girl Fashion Line

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Zendaya Coleman has landed her second gig this week as she’s been named the new face of Material Girl! Like it or not, Zendaya just…

WERK: Zendaya Becomes Face Of Madonna’s Material Girl Fashion Line

Joan Rivers Accuses Miley Cyrus of Incest, Calls Lena Dunham Fat

In writing her new memoir, Diary of a Mad Diva , Joan Rivers’ goal was apparently to offend every man, woman, and child in Hollywood. The book hasn’t even been released yet and Joan has already very nearly made that intention a reality. In case you missed it, previously leaked excerpts reveal that Rivers claims Kim Kardashian had sex with millions of men  and Kanye West can’t read. She also said that Kristen Stewart slept her way to the top and Pharrell Williams is an “a–hole.” Believe it or not, the legendary insult comic may have actually outdone herself with her comments about Miley Cyrus and Girls star/creator, Lena Dunham: In a passage printed by The New York Daily News , Rivers blasts Dunham for her frequent nudity on the HBO series, writing that if she’s free to put her “fat ass on display,” then why isn’t she “free enough to have a f–king salad once in a while?” She adds that if she’s forced to see Dunham’s “ass, boobs or tattoos” again, she wants HBO charged with crimes against humanity. As for Miley, the Daily News reports that Rivers claims the singer lost her virginity to a famlily member. She also says that Miley’s favorite holiday is Halloween, as she’s free to walk the streets and yell, “Trick!” a suggestion that Cyrus engages in prostitution. The newspaper also quotes Rivers as saying that Jennifer Aniston “has dated, and been cheated on and dumped” by every man in Hollywood and Renee Zellwegger’s “face is pulled so tight she could whisper in her own ear.” The News says Rivers’ shots at Taylor Swift, Adele, Anne Hathaway and Madonna are so vicious that they’re “unprintable.” 15 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming 1. Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a “dumbass.”

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