Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent… I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything… Here’s another one…
I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part… I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are… I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…
I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part… I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are… I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…
Madonna has been nearly nude on Instagram several times, but today she posted a full-blown naked selfie, and the pop icon may have revealed a bit more than she intended to. The shot brings to mind the artsy nudity of James Franco : it’s vain, pretentious and tells us more about the subject of the photo than they realized when they posted it. What makes this pic noteworthy apparent at first glance: seems to just be Madonna in a bubble bath with her back turned to the camera. But when you take a look behind her right ear, you realize why plastic surgery enthusiasts usually wear their hair down. Yes, that red mark looks an awful lot like a facelift scar. Naturally we’d never expect someone as modest and humble as Madonna to go under the knife to improve her looks, but you never know these days! We kid. The photo offers nothing in the way of hard evidence that Madge has had work done, but it’s been rumored that she’s been receiving enhancements for years, and behind the ear is kind of a strange place to get a scar any other way. But who knows. Maybe the Material Girl has aged into an all-natural woman and that constant look of surprise on her face comes from her shock that she’s still relevant. What do you think? Has Madonna had plastic surgery? Absolutely! No! She’s aging gracefully! Who cares? Why is she still around? View Poll »
Rappers are the new rockstars when it comes to having their pick of models, actresses and pop signers who are itching to hook up with a guy who can sell out an arena tour. 14 Rappers Who Dated Celebrities Open Slideshow 1. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian and Kanye West stroll around here in Paris. Word is, they are scouting wedding locations. View As List 1. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian and Kanye West stroll around here in Paris. Word is, they are scouting wedding locations. 2. French Montana and Khloe Kardashian Khloe Kardashian has been spotted out with French Montana. These two are clearly knocking boots. 3. Puff Daddy and Jennifer Lopez Jenny From the Block has been though her fair share of dudes. Puff was one of the first famous ones. 4. Naya Rivera and Big Sean Naya Rivera and rapper Big Sean have broken up. The couple got engaged after just six months of dating. 5. Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen Flavor and Brigitte met while filming a reality show. Truly one of the oddest couples in history. 6. Foxy Brown and Tyson Beckford It’s not just male rappers who can play the field. Foxy and Tyson dated in 2005. 7. 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler One of our all-time favorites, hands down. 8. Kanye West and Amber Rose Amber Rose and Kanye West were an item for a time. Now she is reportedly hookin’ up with Chris Brown. That would be some scandalous stuff. 9. 50 Cent and Vivica A. Fox 50 and Vivica dated in the early 2000s. It didn’t last very long. 10. Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa at the 2012 Grammy Awards. These two are engaged theoretically! 11. Katy Perry and Riff Raff Katy Perry clearly doesn’t have a type … except to go against any possible type. 12. Jay Z and Rosario Dawson Can you even remember Jay without Bey? Bet Rosario Dawson does. 13. Tupac and Madonna Yeah. This happened. 14. Katy Perry and Travis McCoy Katy and the Gym Class Heroes rapper were an item for quite a while, actually. Maybe Kim Kardashian is more of a trend-setter than we realize, but it seems like ever since she dropped the athlete in favor of the rap icon, hip-hop hook-ups have been all the rage. To help you keep track of this growing trend, we’ve assembled a list of the most memorable rapper/non-rap-celebrity couples, past and present. Yes, in order to narrow things down, we disqualified couples in which both parties first made their name in the world of hip-hop and R&B. (Sorry, Jay and Bey, Nas and Kelis). But don’t worry, that rule didn’t shorten the list by much. It seems when rappers are choosing boo thangs to settle down with they prefer to look outside of the hip-hop community. It’s a habit that sometimes makes for some interesting combinations … think way stranger pairings than Khloe Kardashian and French Montana . There are some obvious entries (those Kardashian gals sure love a guy who can rock a mic ), some shockers and a few who pop up on the list more than once (Hey, Katy Perry and Kanye – if you guys hook up you can make it a hat trick!) Check out the gallery above for a full list of rappers who risked their street cred to hook up with reality stars, Hollywood actresses and… a male model? Yeah, we forgot about that one too.
Hugh Jackman has a background in theater, and an even more extensive background playing Wolverine. So naturally, the Aussie action star is the perfect fit for a fake musical about everyone’s favorite X-Man. Hugh Jackman: Wolverine: The Musical! Wolverine: The Musical made its brief debut during a recent interview Jackman gave to BBC radio, and if Broadway is looking for a way to get more dudes in the audience, they’ve found it! In a song set to the tune of “One More Day” from Les Miserables , Jackman crooned about his ripped physique (“I gave up junk food that I know, I made that bargain long ago”) and, of course, works in a plug for his upcoming flick (“I play the X-man, yes it’s quite a task, in X-Men: Days of Future Past”). Sadly, the two minute clip above is the all that exists of this glorious fake musical, but with any luck, it’ll go super-viral and get theater producers to take notice. Hey, if Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark made it to Broadway, surely Marvel’s band of mutants deserves a shot as well. In the meantime, we’ll just have to content ourselves with X-Men: Days of Future Past. The latest installment in the mega-popular franchise is set to hit movie theaters on May 23.
Colleen Cudney was convicted of DUI in 2012, and placed on probation as a result. One condition of her probation was to remain alcohol free. Imagine how spooked she must have been the day after St. Patrick’s Day, when the 22-year-old was summoned for a random breathalyzer test. The Westland, Michigan resident passed, but the made the unbelievably baffling to celebrate the good news on Facebook. People are not smart. Police told WDIV she posted , “Buzz killer for me, I had to breatalyze this morning and I drank yesterday but I passed thank god lol my dumbass.” A buzz killer for her, indeed. But not as much so as when Colleen Cudney’s LOL-tastic Facebook post got the attention of the Westland police, who notified her probation officer. The department then called her up and told Colleen they wanted her to take a urine test, which unlike a breathalyzer, can show if she drank within 80 hours. Colleen hung up on them. This is an automatic probation violation. Even more astonishingly, her probation was set to end in a few weeks, but she’ll be back in court April 1 for a hearing and faces up to three months in jail. These people who lost their jobs based on dumb social media moves can surely sympathize (if they’re not blazed out of their minds like @CarlyCrunkBear): 13 Idiots Who Got Fired Because of Social Media Open Slideshow 1. @CarlyCrunkBear Carly “@CarlyCrunkBear” McKinney, whose handle says it all really, was a 10th grade math teacher who often posted images like this on Twitter. Her employers were not happy and placed her on administrative leave. Her students thought she was pretty awesome, and protested to get her back. To no avail. She was fired in the end. View As List
It seems at least one person has forgiven Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice for assaulting his fiancee. Namely, his fiancee, Janay Palmer. Rice and Palmer got married over the weekend, despite a whirlwind of negative press surrounding the couple after Rice was arrested for assaulting Palmer during an incident in an Atlantic City casino last month. Always a master of romantic timing, Ray Rice allegedly assaulted Palmer the day after Valentine’s Day and the couple walked down the aisle just one day later. The 27-year-old was formally indicted for the attack. Rice and Palmer put a rush on their nuptials after his arrest, with Friday night’s ceremony being planned only “a couple weeks earlier” according to a source. The aggravated assault charge for which Rice was indicted on Thursday is more serious than the simple assault-domestic violence charge for which Rice was originally arrested. According to witnesses and security camera footage, Rice knocked Palmer unconscious during their altercation and proceeded to drag her from the casino. Initially, both parties were arrested, but only Rice has been formally charged. If convicted, the Pro Bowler and Super Bowl champion could face 3-5 years in prison. Rice’s lawyer recently issued a statement saying that both Rice and Palmer are in therapy and Palmer has no desire to press charges. No word yet on when Rice will stand trial.
Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevigne have been in a relationship since January and it seems things are still heating up between the two, if photos from their recent Mexican vacay are any indication. Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevigne Make Out Cara and Michelle seldom took their hands off each other as they cavorted on the beach and hotel balcony. Cara’s Wiz Khalifa weed leaf t-shirt was just about the most clothing either of the ladies wore all weekend. Michelle is 35 and supermodel Cara just 21, but the age difference doesn’t seem to be causing any problems as the new couple is laughing or lip-locked in pretty much every photo we’ve seen. At the moment it seems like these two are crazy for each other, but naturally, time will tell if Michelle and Cara’s relationship is the real deal or just a short-term infatuation. At least one party has a history of erratic behavior, as Rodriguez has is prone to public drunkenness and enjoys posting nude pics to Instagram . Clearly, Michelle and Cara both still enjoy partying. Here’s hoping Michelle can take a lesson from her much younger lady friend and dial it down a few notches. We’d hate to see her end up with an OWN reality show like Lindsay . 13 OMFG Girl-on-Girl Kissing Moments Open Slideshow 1. Britney Spears and Madonna Britney Spears and Madonna kiss in what may be the hottest moment in the history of celebrity news. View As List 1. Britney Spears and Madonna Britney Spears and Madonna kiss in what may be the hottest moment in the history of celebrity news. 2. Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson Sandra Bullock has good taste in women. She smooched Scarlett Johansson at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards. 3. Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock You didn’t expect to see these two on this list, did you? Sandra Bullock planted one on Meryl Streep at the 2010 Critics Choice Awards. 4. Britney Spears and Rihanna Britney Spears and Rihanna nearly broke the Internet with this kiss. It took place at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards. 5. Madonna and Christina Aguilera Madonna famously kissed Britney Spears on stage. But she didn’t forget Christina Aguilera as well as the 2013 MTV VMAs. 6. Denise Richards and Neve Campbell Yes, this kiss took place in the movie Wild Things. But it must be included because Denise Richards and Neve Campbell changed the course of many men’s lives with the lip lock. 7. Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra We go all the way back to the 2004 MTV Movie Awards for this lip lock between Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra. Check out Snoop in the background! 8. Angelina Jolie and Peta Wilson Angelina Jolie and Peta Wilson locked lips at the 1997 Cable ACE Awards. Many say this started the same-sex smooching trend at awards shows. 9. Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel for came oh so close to first base at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. Just a little closer, ladies! 10. Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne get VERY friendly in this Twitter picture. Get a room, you two! 11. Miley Cyrus Kisses Katy Perry! Miley Cyrus makes out with Katy Perry in this concert photo. Hot stuff! 12. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 13. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair Though technically a “teen movie,” Cruel Intentions pushed the envelope a lot, specifically with a deep kiss between Blair and Gellar.
I don’t really understand why people are going nuts over the cover of Vogue Magazine. I mean does the cover of Vogue really matter? Do magazines really even matter? It’s not the fucking 80s, we have the internet. Not to mention Vogue already featured Kate Upton, a pig on the cover last year, and she’s in this issue (scroll down) so they kinda lost exclusivity…while struggling to stay relevant.. Here’s Kate Upton talking about being fat and bloated…for some Campaign…. The fashion magazine demised into the dark horrible world of tabloids like this is a positive thing, because it reminds the world that magazines are just vehicles for ads and are better off being used as the toilet paper this dude trying on jeans and Sears didn’t use because his white trash ass was too busy buying to new Vogue, since it’s designed for trailer trash, at least based on this cover… I think my favorite dis was this Honey Boo Boo edit… Ok – now here’s Kate Upton…who’s name is on the cover:
