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I think I must have had a traumatic Felicity experience when Felicty was on TV, because in the core of my soul, I think Keri Russell is the fucking worst. I’ve been drunk the better part of 3 decades, so I can’t place the exact moment I hated her and wanted her to burn a fiery death which was seemingly appropriate because of her fiery pubic haired crotch.. I mean was it during the Mickey Mouse Club era, or was it that she didn’t whore out when she had the opportunity, and now doing it years later makes me angry that she wasted perfectly good youth…or was it that I knew a virgin loser who was really in love with her and her show, I worked with him and had to hear about Felicity recaps every fucking week…. I just know hard nipples in Malibu magazine or not, she’s the enemy…

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Keri Russell Nipples for Malibu of the DAy