Last week we saw the covers of all the models naked for Lui Magazine , which for 4-5 decades was a porn magazine, but with some rebranding, figured they’d become a fashion magazine, since porn is free on the internet, but fashion is still something you can jerk off to, as long as you feature naked models, instead of gutter porn chicks…you know…to clean up their brand…but to not take away full intent of the brand… So some of the models included this issue are; Natasha Poly : Edita… Fuck this here are all of them – figure it out on your own asshole… The naked models include Natasha Poly, Amber Valetta, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Anja Rubik, Mariacarla Boscono, Toni Garrn, Daria Strokous, Jourdan Dunn, Carolyn Murphy, Isabeli Fontana and Edita Vilkeviciute The post The Lui Magazine Model Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Bock is a Canadian Sports illustrated model who has been in the magazine, which as far as anyone with a brain is concerned, has gone to shit and the girls they choose are pretty fucking low level bootleg…but still in bikinis…set in pics that look like every other bikini pic everyday…boring… But at least they try….and sometimes, at least between 2013 and 2015, they tried with Kate Bock, and even gave her “rookie of the year”…the most prestigious award for a girl from Canada or really anywhere…with a dream of low level modeling and fucking athletes… Well, in Typical Canadian form, they’ve decided to feature her in their version of Elle Magazine, because once they “make it”…that is really more “making it with the right guys”…if you know what I mean…the Canadian media promotes…it’s some law or something… The real highlight about Kate Bock isn’t her nonsense career, or even these tame, not softcore porn pics…but the fact that she was discovered at 12 at a public pool…who was the fucking pervert discovering 12 year old girls at the public pool…but they should be arrested, but instead are bathing in the wealth they made off their 20 percent of Kate Bock…a fortune somewhere in the realm of 2,000 dollars… She’s hot, boring pics though. The post Kate Bock for Elle Canada Because She’s Canadian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Don’t give Gigi all the glory…here’s latch on sister Bella… Love Magazine is a bit of a fame whore of a magazine, they basically attach themselves to anything relevant, rather than paving the way and finding things that are going to be relevant, that would require too much work, might as well just come up with a creative enough idea like the Advent Calendar, and get everyone involved because there are only 31 days in December that means only 31 people who they can use…getting all these people excited to participate and get that stamp of approval.. Whether it is Kendall dressed like a shark…. Or Bella in Lingerie looking like a 60s housewife…They’ll do whatever they can with whoever they can to build their own brand…makes sense, and doesn’t offend me, since it is decent enough content and any excuse to get girls in their underwear is good times… The advent calendar drops tomorrow – be excited… The post Bella Hadid in Lingerie for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner spent Thanksgiving with her extended, blended family . She then wore a black thong and dressed up as a shark. For real. The unexpected photo opportunity took place courtesy of Love Magazine’s annual advent calendar, a couple of examples from which the publication has shared on Instagram. They feature Kendall in black bottoms, matching sky-high heels and… well… like we said above: a shark costume. A hammerhead shark costume, if we’re being totally accurate here. “Love advent. Coming soon,” the magazine wrote as a caption, including with it three whale emojis. Sharks, of course, have become all the rage in Hollywood over the past several months. And by that, we mean this is the second time in the past several months that a shark costume has made the news. Remember that left shark who was all out of dancing whack during Katy Perry’s performance at halftime of the Super Bowl in February? We’re trying to forget all about him as well. But we have a feeling millions of young men around the world will remember these Kendall Jenner shark photos for a long time to come. Relive Jenner’s Instagram evolution via the following photo gallery: View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Instagram Photos: A Racy Rundown
Don’t get me wrong, as a red-blooded male with a working set of eyes, any new pictures of Jessica Alba are instantly newsworthy. But when I heard the super-hot MILF was spreading her legs for a spread in The Edit Magazine ‘s November issue, I was hoping for something a little more exciting than this. Oh well. At least we’ll always have that bikini ass pose . Continue reading →
I am so on the ball, I posted the cover picture of Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar yesterday….and to quote myself, because how much can one motherfucker say about this bitch….here’s what I said… Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control… Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion… That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it. And I am reposting this, because all the pics dropped…. The post Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Thora Birch is the mid 30s actress you’v enever heard of….because she hasn’t done anything in the last 10 years…but if you’re an old pervert, or a hipster obsessed with the 90s, dressing like you’re on the fucking Cosby show, you’ll remember her as the child star in movies like Hocus Pocus and some other shit…. Then she hit puberty and became the star of a lot of independent films, that brought new life to Hollywood, before totally being back burnered for blockbuster, actor driven garbage we have today… So she was the tits you didn’t necessarily want to fuck in America Beauty because she wasn’t the alien headed American Pie chick…or the tits you didn’t necessarily want to fuck in Ghost World because she wasn’t Scarlett Johansson…you know the awkward other girl…with the tits… Well, I guess she’s making a comeback, because why else would she be in this magazine, and really the only picture worth looking at is the one in the granny panty diaper…spread legged looking awkard and doughy…with some tit… Take it in, welcome her back…via masturbation like she was still that 13 year old girl you had a crush on in that Hocus Pocus porn…because you’re weird… The post Welcome Back Thora Birch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve been doing this site for 11 years and one of the biggest problems I’ve had with advertisers is the name “Hollywood Tuna”. Even though there’s no nudity or profanity on the site, a lot of advertisers would not dare be associated with it. I take a lot of pride in keeping this site SFW. However I’m still blocked by many companies. I know a lot of you can’t view my site at work because of whatever firewalls they use. So when I see Details Magazine post photos of Miley Cyrus ‘ latest shoot with Terry Richardson (which I think are amazing) and have American Express advertising next to her sucking a dildo and naked, it pisses me off. Not that there is nudity on their site, but because these same advertisers would never touch my site because they deem it unsafe for work. Personally, I think American corporations need to get over nudity and not give a damn, but truth be told, even major websites, news outlets, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and SnapChat are using nudity/porn to make money. The advertisers are just unaware of it. Anyway, if you want to see the pictures of Miley completely nude go over to Details Magazine here , and make sure to click on their advertisers. Continue reading →
Olivia Culpo is some MISS USA, Nick Jonas NUDE MODEL FOR A MAGAZINE , trying to get more and more high profile, and having it work, because the world is pretty fucking basic and the tactics needed to get a career after already fucking a Jonas Brother, is as simple as getting naked..it has worked so fucking well for all these instagram whores… Well, now she’s sucking a Fanta in a bikini for GALORE …the magazine that throws all the cool parties at all the cool events…who suck up to the celebrities they feature…because celebrities love being sucked up to…and I am not calling Olivia Culpo or any of the other instagram whores they hang with celebrities, they just think they are and get to fuck celebrities, like hookers…but less obvious than sitting on the side of the street with soiled panties from all the broken condoms and broken dreams in broken homes that brought them into that alley…. What was I saying again? I got too into my street hooker analogy…that visual…was less generic than these visuals of this hooker.. The post Olivia Culpo for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
