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Olivia Culpo for Galore of the Day

Olivia Culpo is some MISS USA, Nick Jonas NUDE MODEL FOR A MAGAZINE , trying to get more and more high profile, and having it work, because the world is pretty fucking basic and the tactics needed to get a career after already fucking a Jonas Brother, is as simple as getting naked..it has worked so fucking well for all these instagram whores… Well, now she’s sucking a Fanta in a bikini for GALORE …the magazine that throws all the cool parties at all the cool events…who suck up to the celebrities they feature…because celebrities love being sucked up to…and I am not calling Olivia Culpo or any of the other instagram whores they hang with celebrities, they just think they are and get to fuck celebrities, like hookers…but less obvious than sitting on the side of the street with soiled panties from all the broken condoms and broken dreams in broken homes that brought them into that alley…. What was I saying again? I got too into my street hooker analogy…that visual…was less generic than these visuals of this hooker.. The post Olivia Culpo for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking…. I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is their biggest selling issue and huge marketing program… In doing the whole SI issue, they need bikinis, and I guess part of their ad campaigns, they offer force the brands to use their models, because it makes the models more keen on doing the magazine for free…and helps establish them as bikini models…even though the exposure is massive…without SI I’d never hear of Hannah Ferguson or her tits, unless I ate at the diner she was working…and by diner I mean brothel… Now, I’ve heard you can fuck Hannah Ferguson for 20,000 dollars a night, everyone has a price…I’ve also heard she’s not 23, but closer to 40, but she looks good in these pics, so I won’t make fun of her hard face, hard living, and focus on her hard body that takes work…because it’s all part of her plan to never actually have to work… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE This bikini line is for Tori Praver, who you may remember as the GIGI HADID before GIGI HADID….cast for GUESS? when still 17. Criminal….who is now a bikini designer…and wife to pro surfer Danny Fuller and mom to their kid… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Can’t Get Enough Attention: The Game Posts A THIRD Proud Peen Pic On Instagram

The Game Posts Another Thirst Trap Apparently it’s #FineN***aFriday and The Game is at it again . The West Coast rapper dropped off yet another man-meat morsel for the peen-parched fans in his comment section, and as usual, didn’t disappoint with his explicitly creative hashtags. The company that makes that underwear he keeps rocking should REALLY cut this guy a check if they haven’t yet… He’s really owning that #MeatPrintPapi hashtag we gave him. You’re welcome, Game! But seriously, it’s okay to put you pants on for one or two of these mirror selfies. Instagram

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Karrueche Tran Says She’s “Mentally Incapable” Of Dating After Her Relationship With Chris Brown

Karrueche Tran Talks Getting Over Chris Brown Karrueche has been pretty mum on her breakup with Breezy for the last few months…but when the questions come, she answers. The budding actress covers the Fall 2015 issue of Kontrol Magazine , and opened up on how difficult it’s been for her to put herself out there with a new man after the constant drama train that was her relationship with Breezy. “I haven’t really explored dating yet and I’m not sure if I’m mentally there just because of all the stuff that I’ve been through. It’s a lot to open up to somebody. I think people are intimated by the drama [from my past relationship] and not wanting to deal with it because it’s an ongoing story. I’m very guarded and very to myself.” That…plus the fact that Breezy throws a tantrum just about every time he even thinks his ex might be attempting to move on . But Kae says she learned from her experience, which is the only relationship teacher she’s ever really known: “I learn through experiences and from my mistakes. [Even] my mom never gave me relationship advice. She told me just keep yourself happy.” Her mom TOTALLY should have spoken up more than that! SMH. Either way, it’s great that she’s taking time to heal after everything Chris dragged her through, instead of hopping on the next guy before she’s over the bull-isht. Kontrol Magazine

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Skin Links 10.23.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Alexa PenaVega’s PenaCameltoe ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Valentina Sykes nude in Treats! Magazine ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Ana Maria Orozco topless in Soho Magazine ( egotasticallstars.com ) Elizabeth Marxs flashing in public ( boobieblog.com ) Joanna Krupa’s nipples could cut glass ( thenipslip.com ) She takes a bite out of greatness ( doubleviking.com ) A friendly reminder about how awesome yoga pants are ( steakwood.com ) Marlon Brando: Legendary Crusher of Ass ( fleshbot.com )

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Kim Kardashian’s Appropriate Lamar Death Pic of the Day

Skeleton Kim…really….I guess it was on schedule in their marketing program for her app…to lure people who are addicted to her every move…like they were Lamar Odom and she was a white hooker with drugs…because she’s baiting them into buying her app…with captions like: Halloween is soon! What are you going to be? There’s a new update and you will see what I’m going to be this year! #KimKardashianHollywood But seems to be an appropriate Kardashian thing to do…I mean the rest of society, with any level of class or etiquette, would think maybe the nude selfies are less offensive than the fucking skeleton…as someone you don’t care about, but who pretends to be in your family, as it is good for marketing…and marketing is good for you….and you only care about you…and you can’t be bothered with other people’s problems…is dying… Horrible humans…. The best headline that was brought to my attention about this shit, because I don’t care about this shit was via Cosmo the day after the incident… “Kris Jenner Breaks Her Silence”…12 hours after the incident…where 6 of those hours were rounding up the troops, writing the script and driving the Vegas…and the other 6 hours was sleeping…so she could “break her silence”… These people own the media…seriously… The post Kim Kardashian’s Appropriate Lamar Death Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leonardo Dicaprio’s Pocket Pussy of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach is the Sports Illustrated model who Leonardo DiCaprio decided to fuck…and make relevant…which was a huge step for Leonardo DiCaprio, because he’s historically only into dating Victoria’s Secret models…and Victoria’s Secret models and Sports Illustrated models sometimes cross over, but for the most part, they are an isolated breed of hooker who gets half naked….all egos who think they deserve to be jerked off to…and deserve the good life…and deserve the wealthy as fuck boyfriend…but the Sports Illustrated girls don’t get paid by the magazine, where the Victoria’s Secret girls do get paid. Menaing, it must have been a very difficult transition for him…you know hot groupie “model” versus what he’s used to hot groupie “paid model”….when all these bitches are just fame whoring….using their looks to get in the right circles..no different than a stripper…but I’m sure she’s very in love..he’s all she ever dreamed of as a kid diddling herself to Wolf of Wall Street… The good thing about this Kelly Rohrbach babe is that she’s not as lame as other models, she is 25 and only got into this at 24 when her acting career failed…and she’s hot as fuck…so the fact she didn’t do the whole instagram “I wanna be a model”…”but you’re a pig”….makes me think she’s less of a cunt that I assumed…which is convenient since her cunt is less of a cunt thanks to Leo fucking her…only because there’s no way that dick doesn’t have diseases…assuming he does fuck her…I’ve heard countless stories he’s a homo and that these girls are a front who he talks boys with…I mean acting is a pretty fucking gay activity and he’s top of the game…anything is possible..except the chance of you ever fucking this pile of amazing woman…Kelly Rohrbach…seriously..hot.look at these legs… The post Leonardo Dicaprio’s Pocket Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Late Night News Recap: Soul Train Weekend 2015 Lineup Revealed, Hayden Panettiere Seeks Treatment For Postpartum Depression & more

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Soul Train Weekend 2015 is quickly approaching, and it is set to take place in Las Vegas from November 5-November 7th.

Late Night News Recap: Soul Train Weekend 2015 Lineup Revealed, Hayden Panettiere Seeks Treatment For Postpartum Depression & more

Welcome To Slayville: Taraji Henson Is Breathtaking On The November Cover Of Essence Magazine

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Taraji P. Henson is dominating on the small screen and burning up the pages of Essence Magazine all at once. Covering the magazine’s November 2015…

Welcome To Slayville: Taraji Henson Is Breathtaking On The November Cover Of Essence Magazine

Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day

Jessica Chastain is a Juliard Graduate…which means she’s a real actress…professionally trained even though I think acting is a farce, a lie, bullshit and just something people who have massive egos do because they are pretentious and arrogant and have a confidence to be an asshole playing make belief for an audience…but maybe I am wrong… I can’t really place in any movie that she’s done, but apparently she’s award winning…I guess I am ignorant, but it didn’t take Jessica Chastain to realize that…I generally don’t really care about 38 year olds…or their careers…but I do care that she apparently important enough to show her old lady nipples in W Magazine….and nipples, even old lady nipples are fun to look at…part of the reason I applied for a job at an old folks home as a sponge bath giving orderly back in the 90s in the first place..before realizing…that there is such thing as too old nipples…and more important…vagina…Chastain has a few years before that happens though…so let her show off her talent while she can The post Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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