BORING! But I guess in Keira Knightley’s defense, everything she does is fucking boring… I know she has this fanbase and people like her and she gets movie rolls…but there’s really nothing interesting or appealing about her…even when doing photoshoots that could have just as easily been of her spreading ass…but no…she’s too uptight for that… Sure, the uptight girls are usually the ones who want you to cum in their asses while choking them like a GHOMESHI but…unless you’re fucking them like a GHOMESHI they just fucking suck…and not in a good choking on a dick kind of suck…
I’m so used to seeing Alessandra Ambrosio walking around in bikinis and short shorts that I totally forgot she had a real job — and no, I don’t mean being a mom, you weirdos. I mean being a world-class supermodel and instant pants fire. Luckily though, here’s Alessandra getting back to work by getting naked and sweaty for the latest issue of Lui Magazine . See, who says a job can’t be stimulating and rewarding? Because Alessandra’s is definitely working for me, at least. Continue reading →
In case you feel a little weird checking out a copy of Shape Magazine at your local newsstand, don’t worry about trying to hide it in a Penthouse or something, because I’ve got you guys covered: here’s the pictures from their Sofia Vergara photoshoot for the November issue. You’re welcome, everyone.
Our friends at TREATS! MAGAZINE , who I guess aren’t really are friends, but more like people who used to want me to promote their photoshoots because they were just getting started, but who are now taking on the likes of Playboy for being the magazine with naked babes for men of choice… I support their hustle…mainly because they choose amazing girls and great shoots. I mean I’m not so excited that they created Emily Ratajkowski, and I hope that in creating her they have a piece of her money making action, because without them Emily Ratajkowski would be sucking dicks in VIP rooms like she was before she got famous for showing her tits…but I won’t hold that against them, I will just hope that her fame brings better quality girls to them..and thus to us… So I don’t know Lavinia or Robert Voltaire….but I like her naked pics – even if they are black and white!
Her name is Pamela Dos Santos….I’ve never heard of her but she was shot by some photographer named Dennis Stenild For S Magazine….and I guess I don’t really need to hear about her…because there are so many girls out there getting naked and half naked for photographers, brands, fun, themselves, their instagrams, attention, that they all kind of blend into each other…into the great abyss of irrelevant yet still worth looking at naked or half naked because naked or half naked makes them matter enough…even if they remain nameless.
Hunger Magazine put out a series of new covers shot by Rankin…starring Camilla Christensen, Hollie-May Saker, Grace Bol, Soo Joo Park, Kirsi Pyrhonen, Anais Pouliot, Neelam Gill and they are making me hungry…for vagina…because for some reason in their fashionable griminess…they are highly erotic…it’s like strip a girl down to her underwear, grease her up and shoot her in a photo studio and people like me suddenly become interested in the fashion industry…or this magazine….it’s just that easy.
I’ve never heard of Wonderland Magazine before, I think they’re British, but anybody who can get Lindsay Lohan looking this hot again after all the disappointing pictures we’ve been getting of her recently deserves some serious credit. Anybody know if there’s a way I can subscribe, but just get this same issue delivered to me every month?
I don’t know this Kelly Rohr model, but I am a fan of GALORE MAGAZINE and everything that they do…including the girls they choose. They shoot are hot, the nipples they show are lovely, the photographers they use are good, the concepts they shoot are interesting, the nipples they show are lovely…did I mention the nipples they show are lovely…nipples are always lovely…especially on the models who show them, which seems to be more and more and more and more these days.
I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat… Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.
I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat… Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.
