Beyonce is the cover girl for OUT Magazine, something I assume is for gay people, who think Beyonce is so fabulous an inspiring, like some kind of gay spirit animal of fabulousness, and they got her doing a Handbra because I guess that’s what all gay dudes want to see, you know because Beyonce is a man, up on some RuPaul shit…doing some frat boy college girl shit…like it was an instagram hashtag… The whole thing makes me feel uncomfortable, but that’s because Beyonce, makes me feel uncomfortable…you know being evil with really loyal followers who think of her as Royalty and all…
Sophia Bush is one of those looks good for 40 year old girls who in early 2000s was on some ridiculous show that people loved… I don’t really even want to bother googling it to see what show it was…I just remember some virgin loser nerd kid I used to work with…was really obsessed with her and the show she was on…I remember going to his house once, and it felt like I could have got murdered, but luckily his socially awkward ass only had light sabres and unopened box set DVDs of creepy teen dramas….along with a framed poster of Sophia Bush…it was creepy… So for anyone from the early 2000s groupies who haven’t moved on in any aspect of your life…because I can’t imagine she’s been up to much other than this Cameltoe…so here’s that camel toe…because when you’re hungry to get noticed, the message gets sent to your genitals, and if your genitals are working with you and not against you they show how hungry they are…by eating a pair of fitness pants… for the paparazzi and/or penis that has job offers…that’ll put a bitch back on the map…unless he’s already back on the map…I wouldn’t know, I’m not very good at keeping track of things…
Gigi Hadid made some noise by being in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year…and she’s as cute as the other girls in the magazine, while being half the size of Kate Upton which is a good thing… I singled her out, because I am an asshole, by saying she only exists as a model because her dad is some billionaire who is best friends with the guy who owns GUESS?, a company that gave her her first jobs STORY HERE But the reality is, everything that happens is from people you know and at 19 or whatever age she is, she’s not being scouted off instagram and booking jobs, because that’s just not how the world works…90 percent of all these people you see…are pulling some kind of scam…whether they have reality star LA parents who seem horrible, or are trust fund babies, or sleeping with the photographer… So she deserves this as much as anyone else, because she’s GOT NAKED FOR IT even people who spend their lives working for it, and here she is in some random magazine I’ve never heard of….
Lamar Odom ain’t sure which ex he wants back apparently. Lamar Odom Attempted Phone Sex With Ex Despite Reconciling With Khloé Kardashian According to RadarOnline reports : Khloe Kardashian has been humiliated by Lamar Odom over and over again for the past year, but a new report that claims he has been trying to hook up with his ex/baby mama is sure to compound her heartbreak. While the Keeping up with the Kardashians star is putting on a brave face as she goes through the motions of trying to have a relationship with Odom, she may be shocked to find out he still isn’t being faithful to her. He recently returned to the States after an injury incurred while he was playing in Spain, and it’s when he arrived in New York City that he made a devastating phone call to his ex,Liza Morales, who is the mother of his two children. “He got dirty with Liza over the phone, acting like he wanted to hook up with her again,” a source told In Touch magazine. “Liza laughed at him. But if he’s trying to get things better with Khloe, she’d better watch out, because Lamar is still creeping.” Kardashian’s estranged hubby seemed to be back to his old ways. He was spotted “flirting with two women in the lobby of the Aloft Harlem Hotel,” on March 14 an eyewitness told the magazine. “He nows how to make women feel special. They just melt,” a family friend said. But Kardashian may not be melting any time soon. “It’s sad,” an insider told the magazine. “She does love him and she’s already been through so much. Him doing this again is just the ultimate insult.” Khloé took her vows more seriously than this clown but she might as well keep it moving. Clearly he still hasn’t got his mind right.
Black certainly does not crack! Go head Naomi . Naomi Campbell Covers Shape Magazine The still slim and sexy supermodel is stunning on the cover of the April edition of Shape Magazine. Inside she talks diet, exercise and dodging discrimination in the fashion industry . Here’s an excerpt via Shape Magazine : If there’s one thing we learned from Campbell, it’s that her journey to superstardom wasn’t easy. She’s battled discrimination in the industry, saying that the color of her skin has been a challenge her entire career. “But I learned if you don’t accept no for an answer, you often get a yes.” Her achievement, of course, partially stems from her fit physique, which she owes to her clean eating and devout exercise routine. While juicing is certainly a part of her diet, she does not deprive herself. “I don’t believe in starving myself. I’ve never done it, and I never will,” she says. “I’m even more active when I’m juicing, doing both yoga and Pilates every day.” Otherwise, her eating plan is as clean as it gets, kicking off with hot water and lemon plus an intense yoga session while including vegetable juices, herbal tea, and salads with fish or steak. Still, every woman—supermodel or not—has her indulgences. For Campbell, it’s a chocolate bar in England called Galaxy that she says she can’t give up. Something she learned she could give up, though? Her decades-long addiction to smoking. “People told me that cigarettes are harder to quit than alcohol,” she says. “I didn’t believe it, but you know what? It is harder.” She still struggles to stay off the smokes with the help of a nicotine patch. To stay fit and balanced, Campbell says she practices yoga for at least an hour most days of the week. But, like all of us, the model finds herself in need of a speedy routine when she can’t fit in a regular session. For her 10-minute workout routine, plus more on her favorite exercises and simple beauty advice, pick up the new issue of Shape, on newsstands and iPads nationwide on March 24. Congrats to Naomi on nabbing the cover. Check out more photos of her from inside the magazine:
If you’ve ever wanted to see Carrie Underwood doing lunges, well, today’s your lucky day, thanks to this set of pictures she took for Glamour Magazine . And you know, I always knew Carrie had a good body, but I don’t think I ever paid enough attention to it before. Well, that’s gonna change from now on, because these pictures are definitely inspiring me. So from now on, I’m going to do all my working out to pictures of Carrie.
In the latest issue of Cosmopolitan, Khloe Kardashian is bra-free and care-free. She tells the magazine that she has a great support system, lives for the moment and has no regrets about her failed marriage to Lamar Odom . However, according to a OK! Magazine source, Khloe is masking some serious pain. “Friends are worried that Khloe is heading for a major meltdown due to her excessive partying since her split from Lamar,” reads a report in that tabloid, courtesy of an unnamed source, naturally. Based on her Tweets and Instagram posts at the time of her marriage falling apart, it is clear that Khloe struggled a great deal with Lamar’s infidelity and drug habit. But cameras follow this family everywhere. It stands to reason we’d have sen photos of her clubbing or drinking or something even worse if she really were in this kind of shape. “She’s trying to rebuild after a disastrous relationship, and failing in a bad way,” the insider adds. “She’s like a girl gone wild, and it’s turning into a nonstop party.” Just how dangerous of a situation are we talking here? “Everyone is worried the next stop could be rehab,” concludes the magazine. A source close to the situation, though, tells Gossip Cop this allegation is “not true” and Khloe is in no danger of any kind. Phew. Khloe Kardashian Cosmopolitan Photos Open Slideshow 1. Khloe Kardashian Cosmopolitan Cover Khloe Kardashian covers this issue of Cosmopolitan. And, we must say, she looks great while doing so! View As List 1. Khloe Kardashian Cosmopolitan Cover Khloe Kardashian covers this issue of Cosmopolitan. And, we must say, she looks great while doing so! 2. Khloe Cosmopolitan Photo Looking good, Khloe Kardashian! The reality star poses here for Cosmopolitan. 3. Khloe and Kris in Cosmopolitan Khloe Kardashian poses here with Kris Jenner. The latter actually interviews the former for Cosmopolitan. 4. Khloe Kardashian, Sans Bra Who needs a bra?!? Not Khloe Kardahian in this Cosmopolitan photo.
It is no real secret that nepotism exists. It is no real secret that people who live in LA, especially when they are the upper crust of LA, have a better chance of getting famous strictly based on geography and the people they know. It’s like if a producer wants a 18 year old babe to be in the movie, and their friend or neighbor has an 18 year old babe daughter, they just ask…it works out best for everyone…but I figured with all this hype around GIGI HADID, the latest Sports Illustrated girl from Malibu, who came out of nowhere, I should do some research into what her specific scam was and how she got herself into the magazine, thanks to family and friends… You see, I don’t watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I didn’t know that her mom, YOLANDA FOSTER and dad, Mohamed Hadid were on it, but when I did, I realized just how easy it would be to figure out how the fame whore parents, who clearly wanted attention drawn on their billionaire selves, would position their girl, who they probably think is the best and hottest thing out there, who they probably want to give everything they can to, because they are egos themselves and anything they shat out is gold… So in 2010, there was an article on Gigi Hadid’s 100 year old billionaire father , his name is Mohamed Hadid , who owned Ritz Carlton hotels and his possible ties to Islam. This is the quote I pulled: “Hadid is somehow connected to Islamic extremists are rendered quite absurd by his circle of eclectic L.A. friends, which includes the Jewish-American fashion designer Paul Marciano, CEO of the Guess? Brand. Te developer describes Marciano as being “like a brother to me.” So the owner of GUESS? is a brother to Gigi Hadid’s dad…and an uncle to her…and all three years later Gigi Hadid is a GUESS? Model…because she was cast fairly amongst the other girls…and then she was pushed to Sports Illustrated…because GUESS? clearly has a direct link to the editors at Sports Illustrated because over the last 10 years Paul Marciano has fed Sports Illustrated his models…because the more famous the models get, the more relevant his brand remains… He has given them most famously – Kate Upton who was too fat to be a model for anyone else and I guess as an uncle would, he’s trying to get Gigi Hadid to be the next Kate Upton.. He’s been using her in his campaigns SINCE SHE WAS A KID That’s not to say Gigi isn’t a babe, isn’t sweet, isn’t deserving…it’s just to remind you that Sports Illustrated, and really all media is full of shit and the models they choose are a scam, a lie and influenced by advertisers, friends and families of the magazine, like in anything, and to think the girls they get modelling for free are anything “top model”or discovered at a bus stop…is pretty fucking stupid of you…everything you see is a fucking lie… This is just a rich girl getting a pony for her 7th birthday the “I want to be a bikini model” version…it’s easier when they are rich…they have the door wide open, a solid PR team…it’s easy…Smoke and fucking mirrors..Sure this isn’t news, but this is as close as I get to journalism and breaking stories…take it in, it happens never… She’s just another Kardasian… Pics via HER INSTAGRAM
