So apparently Kendall Jenner pretended to get a huge snake tattoo on her ass for her latest V Magazine cover. I guess to show how “edgy” she is or something. But a snake? Come on. That’s so played out. if Kendall really wanted to make a statement, she should’ve gone with a big tuna instead. Unless she’s just saving that for the other cheek (and the February issue). I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. Continue reading →
Hilary Duff is the most recent covergirl for Cosmo…where she is sharing the cover with very important sensational stories like “YOU COME FIRST – HOTTER SEX FOR YOU”….and “Turn -On Tricks, OMG FOREPLAY, BIG-O Shortcuts”…..and “Dates from Hell, you’ll LOL at these Effed-Up Stories”….and my favorite “Gyno News – A controversial new cure for cramps”…. Silly content, recycled content, I mean how many sex tips can a magazine give to horny sex crazed women – month after month – issue after issue – before you either run out of ideas, exhaust the same idea since there’s really only 5-10 moves in sex, but yet Cosmo manages to continue, girls still buy into this shit….and the real question is how many of them masturbate to the magazine, like it’s a porno….or if that’s reserved for teen boys sneaking their sisters magazine into the bathroom… Either way, a photoshopped DUFF, is a dramatic looking DUFF, but the rest of the pictures are so fucking boring… The only exciting thing is that she says she’s obsessed with MAUI, so if you want to plan her abduction, as you probably do because you are her fan and her fans are fucking weirdos, just move to Maui with all the rich hippies…and wait at the airport for her return….it’s the long play, but you best chance in seeing her and her thick muscular legs do squats in a bikini…I mean unless you count paparazzi pics, in which case… CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE HER RECENT NON MAUI BIKINI PICS The post Hilary Duff in Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mall Christmas Tree Climb World’s First Christmas Movie – Seems Like a Horror Movie Drunk Driver VS Airport Two Kids Steal Scooter – Crash into Truck Dude Tracks Phone Thif Using Spyware Interesting Boat Drop Off… E-Cig Explosion The post Dude with COCK Christmas Lights Asked to Take Down His Lights and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When you’re a pervert – you see the perversion in everything. Since internet porn became a thing, everyone is a fucking pervert, more perverted than me because I find perversions boring, I’ve been having them far too long, before it was mainstream….and now all you fuckers are primates who have no decency, who don’t know how to behave, who end up masturbating in public places to releive the build up from your perversion….it’s everywhere… So posting 100 pics of random Christmas smut – probably won’t inspire you, get you in the christmas spirit cuz you’re already trying to figure out how to bang your family members after one too many drink – by the tree – hoping to not get caught – cuz you’re desensitized – it’s the only thing that turns you on – and luckily for you – so is she. So here’s a round-up of some Nostalgic XMAS moments. The post Random Christmas Sleaze to Get you in the Christmas Spirit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney doesn’t have a good enough face, or really anything but her tits, to justify any level of celebrity or following, and the truth is she’s not actually considered a celebrity, she was on a reality show because a dude she was fucking was connected and pretended she was an instagram star, even though no one had ever heard of her, tits have that effect on dudes…they fucking love tits… I just hate knowing that despite her average looks, this rich because her dad is Bahamian and doesn’t pay taxes, she’s a total fucking snob, just annoying…because if was cool and laid back amongst all her fucking low level, average at best, huge titty exploitation, it’d be funny, like a troll.. But instead…you know she’s just another rich girl playing make-belief model, trying to be hot, with her cheesy fucking model poses…and it’s a fucking joke.. What’s not quite a joke is her tits – they are fucking monsters…i want to have hide in my closet…if I had a closet…or under my bed…if it was more than just a mattress on the floor.. The post Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Love Magazine nonsense that is actually Christmas themed which makes sense because it is their 30 days of Christmas advent calendar stupidity that is really just a clever marketing hook, because people like me pick up on the shit, because they feature half naked well trafficked, highly followed, overrated, overpaid cunts they don’t pay to be in this because it’s editorial – but still the biggest thing they do all year. This pre-xmas-eve video is of Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll being silly, quirky, funny, showing the world she’s awkward and not as glamourous as she’s made out to be in all her VS work….that no one grasps…because why would she take anything seriously – her job is joke, a scam, ridiculous…and she’s won… Not to mention, she’s not hot, she’s lanky and weird, and no one expected her to be anything but a clumsy armpit sniffing twat.. MERRY CHRISTMAS.. The post Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I’m starting to sound like a broken record with these terrible LOVE Advent videos, but they just keep getting worse and worst. And apparently they saved the best worst for last. Because they just managed to do something I didn’t think was possible with “Day 23”: force me to turn off a video of leggy Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss in lingerie before it was over. But I guess turning us off must’ve been part of the plan. Otherwise, I just don’t get it.
I’ve always dug Kate Beckinsale — she’s been crushing it in the Hollywood MILF department for years now — but I’m not entirely sure about this quote she’s got on the cover of Shape Magazine ‘s January issue. Don’t get me wrong, Kate’s definitely looking pretty “fit” thanks to that bikini (and, ahem, a little Photoshop). But the fittest she’s ever been? I’m going to have to go back into the archives to double-check that. If I’m not back in 3 hours, send a search party in after me. Otherwise, I could get lost in there for days.
Finally…a good, wholesome, Christmas inspired video for a Christmas advent calendar… Love Magazine may be lazy, they may fucking suck, considering the ppl they work with, the budgets they have, they have no excuse… But they put this girl, a girl with a great body, Alexis Ren, in a thong one piece…and have her doing ballet with a person in that T-Rex costume the internet was loving…and you create the closest thing to brilliance…and holiday cheer…all at the same time….and it’s so fucking easy, all of their videos shoulda been on this level of weird…but hot…with Christmasness. This is the only video to date that has a Christmas vibe, a little Nutcracker in more than one way, becuase of the song, the dance, the performance…my testicles crying because they can’t cum to this Christmas….with Dinosaurs instead of mice….hot bitches half naked instead of nutcracksers and I approve of this Love Magazine video… I guess in 22 days, this this is the one they did right, there were another 2-3 that were decent enough to watch….and 4 out of 22 is pretty fucking bad…especially considering the “talent” and budget they have…but the internet is lazy, they’ll watch anything…. The post Alexis Ren for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kyra Santoro is part of some movement of girls who get naked for the internet – but not for Playboy – because Playboy doesn’t do nudity – they just get girls fully nude and posing in front of, or behind objects so that you don’t see any of the nudity they are willing to show… It’s a great and progressive for the female tribe, you know get naked on your terms, for free, to not sexualize the woman body – while sexualizing the woman body…. Because back in the day, you’d have to pay models 50,000 dollars or more to get them naked in the magazine, and now they just do it for the instagram shout out….because I doubt girl got paid shit to be used in a men’s magazine for men to jerk off to… but not really – because it’s implied nudity and there’s nothing compelling about that…it’s spread asshole or nothing for me…the cocktease bores me… I don’t know who Kyra Santoro is, but she’s now got a post on the site as a champion of girl doing Playboy for free – for their rebrand – cuz it’s not full naked – for feminism….since feminists don’t need money, their sugar daddies have enough of that…..weird… The post Kyra Santoro Not Quite Naked for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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