Her name is Nina Serebrova she is from the magical land of instagram….where you can find her at @ninaserebrova , which is exactly what you’ll want to do…to stare at the magic that is her… I assume she is from Russia, a country known for some of the most amazing girls in the fucking world, making me think that communism got rid of the ugly gene…and cleaned up shop…because to think a girl like this exists…and isn’t in every magazine, bikini campaign, etc…is fucked up…and almost a tragedy…but luckily she realizes what she’s got…and is putting it out to the internet…allowing people like me to fall in love…I mean I hear fucking angels singing…sure that could be my wife choking on an Ice cream bar, but angels none the less…don’t ruin this moment…I’m spending in heaven…the heaven that is her amazing ass. Follow @ninaserebrova , The post Ninaserebrova is Magical of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It is really unfortunate that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t matter anymore. She was so fun and accessible. Her tits were great and I really felt she had what it took to win an Oscar, because let’s face it, it doesn’t take much to win an Oscar, acting is a joke and if you think otherwise, you’re just buying into the lie that is Hollywood, to justify the big pay days…. That said, this magical creature has graced our lives, has miraculously not died yet…she hasn’t even really been in all that many movies…but I think she still matters, and not just to the men she’s given herpes to, but to every one because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and that’s all anyone really needs to be… I figure she’s posting this titty pic for attention, but if she hired me as her free publicist, I could have her 1000 other ways to get noticed and only 50% involve gaping….and all involve selfies…so I guess she’s part of the way there….which is more than we can say about other aspects of her career. All this to say. I think I am in love….this is a til death do us part situation. The post Lindsay Lohan Selfie Smut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
TREATS MAGAZINE are not the pioneers of skin mags. They aren’t Playboy or Penthouse or even Hustler from the 70s. But they are speaking to a market that appreciates that kind of photography. We are dudes, we like nudes, but for some reason the people producing nudes went south with their nudes, and just pumped out shitty studio pics of shitty looking girls doing shitty fucking things – that eventually involved peeing…and the quality of everything about the skin mag feel apart and pretty much became internet porn… So people got together, found models willing to get nude, or implied nude, and shot them doing nice thing, in nice settings, looking nice, and it makes me happy, because I am tired of all the trashy and I like girl who I wouldn’t find at the strip club – naked… So Alex Mru, I’ve don’t know, but I think she’s fucking glorious and you should too…
Mila Kunis is still pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s baby and that’s not the only disappointment that comes in this picture…the other disappointment is that she’s one of those new mom’s who doesn’t get massively huge breasts when pregnant…you know all filled with milk and a great time to get breast implants…but instead her tits just got awkward and weird… I guess she’s not that far along, but not only is she disgusting to look at for someone like me who doesn’t think pregnancy is natural…especially with Billionaire Ashton Kutcher, who I don’t find interesting at all, despite his smart investments into tech when tech was just blowing up…But she’s looking like a fat chick with no tits…and that’s the worst curse any girl can have…let alone any girl can do to herself…with intention of having a billion dollar family with the one guy you knew at 14 who can relate to you or who you feel you genuinely know…I get it..I just don’t get these pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
LUCI FORD is a magical creature sent to me from instagram heaven, who I have been following and loving for a pretty long time, because her pictures are all amazing…and she’s fucking hot…so I have no real choice but to post these red sunglass shots of her ass in a skimpy enough one piece…I saw them circulating and with that…I must participate…and hope that any and all endorsing I do for this magical creature sent to me from instagram heaven…leads to her own TV show…I figure if the Kardashians can do it..any retard monkey masturbating in the corner when not flinging it’s own shit can do it…but more importantly…and amazing to look at babe can do it too..let it be Luci….who from my angle…seems pretty tight…
Sure, this isn’t a pic of her naked, or a pic of her in an erotic downward dog, ass spread and farting as she exhales in total utter relaxation…..but it’s still a picture of her stretching it out, in ways that touch on the magical flexible stunts her long skinny body can do on my dick….which happens to be good enough for me…because let’s face it….I am easy to please….no seriously, if you saw my wife, you’d know what I mean.
Here is former bond girl, Olga Kurylenko wearing a super sexy swimsuit while vacationing in Miami. The water must be cold this time of year in Southern Florida because Olga is having a serious case of nipple-itis. Luckily for Olga, I have invented a product that helps women in these embarrassing situations. They’re my magical fingertips and they’re trademarked. Call me.
Cast teases the ‘awesomeness’ of next season, in which several characters find their voices outside McKinley High. By Jocelyn Vena, with additional reporting by Christina Garibaldi “Glee” Photo: FOX Now that the graduating class of McKinley High has said their big goodbye following Tuesday’s season finale , fans might be wondering what will go down in season four. It seems that much of the cast will be dispersing across the country to pursue lives outside of the New Directions, while others stay behind to finish high school. When MTV News caught up with the cast recently, Lea Michele explained that season four’s “show-within-a-show” format will allow them to expand on the plots already introduced while also allowing new plots to breathe life into the series. “You basically have the kids who have graduated and their story lines, as well as the kids back in high school,” she said. “I think it’ll be really great because it gives us the opportunity for the characters who have been on the show for a while to move on and to start new story lines, but then the kids who are newer on the show will get to continue on.” “I think it’ll add more to the show,” Chris Colfer added, noting that with guest stars like Sarah Jessica Parker and Kate Hudson signed on to make cameos, fans should expect a lot of “awesomeness.” So is Michele equally excited by the prospect of chilling with the two fashionable A-listers on set? “They’re the best,” she gushed. “It’s really cool.” Michele and Colfer are hardly the only two characters returning to “Glee.” Show creator Ryan Murphy confirmed that everyone will be back for more. And, Darren Criss notes, it could mean some drama for Blaine and Kurt . “I think people got hung up on the idea that it’s over, which it’s not at all,” he said. “It’s just another departure point. When you graduated high school it’s not the end of the world.” “[Blaine]’s going to be a senior. I’m curious to see where his journey takes him,” Criss added. “Him and Kurt seem to be pretty strong, but Chris [Colfer] and I liked a little drama, so we like things being shook up maybe for more than one episode. So, I don’t know. We’ll see. I’m just happy to be invited to the party.”
Band will attempt to break Hov’s record for most live concerts in 24 hours at the O Music Awards, set for June 27. By James Montgomery Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips Photo: Tim Mosenfelder/Getty Images The O Music Awards are back once again. And this time, they’re taking the bus … all day long. Yes, on June 27, the digitally driven event will let someone else take the wheel as they play out aboard a tricked-out tour bus that will travel through the Mississippi Delta, the birthplace of rock and roll. The trek — from Memphis to New Orleans — will take place over 24 hours, making the O Music Awards the world’s first 24-hour awards-show live stream. Of course, that’s not the only first that’ll take place during the show. In keeping with tradition, the O Music Awards will also see another attempt at a Guinness World Record as the Flaming Lips ride along aboard the bus as the de facto house band and aim to break Jay-Z’s record for the most live concerts in 24 hours by playing gigs in eight different cities. “I don’t remember if I was asked or if I volunteered. … But I’ve accepted the job of not driving but commandeering the Magical Mystery Merry Prankster bus,” Lips frontman Wayne Coyne said. “I’ve accepted the attempt at breaking the world record of performing eight shows in 24 hours. And I’ve explained to the music freaks at MTV, VH1 and CMT that I am not a host. … But I always liked the way Jerry Lewis would get all sweaty toward the end of his yearly telethon. To play and sing Flaming Lips songs at eight in the morning, well … I’m open to new experiences.” You can watch Coyne go for greatness on June 27 when the O Music Awards stream live at OMusicAwards.com . That’s also where you can vote for your favorites — including Nicki Minaj, One Direction, Taylor Swift and, uh, MC Hammer — in O Music Award categories like Fan Army FTW, Must-Follow Artist on Twitter, and Too Much Ass for TV, given to the best NSFW video. The full list of nominees can be seen over on the O Music Awards official site . Additional performers and presenters for the June 27 show will be announced in the coming weeks.
Tonight HBO premieres its new fantasy series, Game of Thrones , and from the sounds of it this nudity-filled saga will set your flesh sword a-throbbing: EW reports that the first two episodes feature “exhibitionist sex at a wedding, girl-on-girl sex lessons, and a startling bit of incest,” all of which add up to a fantasy world that’s more porn and porkery than sword and sorcery. Before you introduce your one-eyed monster to the magical maidens of Game of Thrones , join us on an epic quest for ye olde boobs, bush and butt as we round up some of the hottest scenes from Mr. Skin’s enchanted forest of nudity. The journey begins after the jump!
