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Josefina Cisternas’ Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not a huge fan of Ralph Lauren, mainly because I don’t play polo or own a yacht, let alone a pair of dock shoes, but I am a fan of this Ralph Lauren swimwear shoot with Josefina Cisternas . I think it may be an older one, but Josefina’s new to me. According to her Twitter, she’s an aspiring Chilean model and doesn’t have too many Twitter friends . So maybe if I get her a few more, I might get to play polo with her someday. We’ll have to play Tuna rules though — where we take turns riding each other in my bedroom. I’m afraid of horses. » view all 71 photos

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Rihanna Tops Complex Magazine’s Top 100 Hottest Women Right Now of the Day

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I generally hate these HOT 100 lists, mainly because they are usually associated with shitty magazines and the results, or the listing, is all random shit that means nothing. It’s like they put 100 names in a hat and pick at radom to see where to slot them… But I do love Complex, and I’m not just saying that because they featured me in the magazine in 2007, back when I peaked. I am saying that because I believe they put thought into their list, and I understand why Rihanna came out on top, because let’s face it, it is an Urban magazine and who the fuck else could have really won…. Rihanna is top of her game, lookin’ fit as hell, being a total exhibitionist slut, and she’s in my top 10 too.. So good job Complex, for renewing my hope in magazine top 100 lists…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE LIST FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amanda Seyfried Smaller Tits for Allure of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time when I was into Amanda Seyfried. I thought she was the hottest little body with decent sized tits to come out of hollywood. I liked that she looked dumpy for the paparazzi like a pothead with no real care in the world and nothing to prove. I liked that she did mainstream shitty movies, while keeping real by doing hardcore nude scenes in independent movies, you know to keep some level of street cred. I liked that Lohan hated her and her success….but now I’m bored of her, mainly because she got out performed by Anne Hathaway in a movie she had more on screen time in, making me think she’s a loser, and I hate losers, probably because they are the only people who sleep with me. Well she was in Allure, she said her tits are smaller than they used to be, I guess cuz she’s got off the pill, or all that cocaine….she also talked about how sicking is like deepthroating a cock in the back of your throat…and I guess she’s not as bad as I say she is, but I had higher hopes for this twat….I guess we’ll see what she comes out with next…because it’s not too late, she can turn this around….I believe in a thing called Amanda Seyfried.

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Nina Agdal for Esquire Mexico of the DAy

Posted on April 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal for Esquire Mexico is probably looking her best, far better than anything she’s done for SI, mainly because she doesn’t look very DOWNS SYNDROME-Y, a condition that some of you may find erotic, those extra chromosomes are exciting, especially when no one takes them seriously when they tell on you for touching their naughty places cuz ultimately, they are still retards and no one takes a retard seriously….I actually know a guy who has knocked up 3 adult retards and never went to jail cuz they couldn’t disprove that they wanted it and their chronic masturbating worked against them, no judge will believe a chronic masturbator refused real dick, it’s just unconstitutional…. Regardless of all that noise, here are her big bikini model tits and tight body posing, whether she’s got Down’s or not. I’m into it.

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Pia Mia Perez May Cost Me Readers

Posted on March 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve tried to stay away from Pia Mia Perez lately, mainly because I didn’t want to get any of you in trouble. I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed Internet access in prison, and I’d hate to lose a loyal reader. So tread wisely guys, because here’s Pia in Nasty Gal’s Coachella lookbook. Classy name. Her parents must be so proud. » view all 12 photos

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Pia Mia Perez May Cost Me Readers

Posted on March 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve tried to stay away from Pia Mia Perez lately, mainly because I didn’t want to get any of you in trouble. I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed Internet access in prison, and I’d hate to lose a loyal reader. So tread wisely guys, because here’s Pia in Nasty Gal’s Coachella lookbook. Classy name. Her parents must be so proud. » view all 12 photos

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Official Music Video – Justin Bieber – Nothing Like Us (Mia Rose Acoustic Cover)

Posted on March 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I fell in love with this song mainly because of its lyrics. Its such a heartfelt song, and I’m a huge fan of those Basically this song was my first attemp… http://www.youtube.com/v/OCBzGYskBJs?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Go here to see the original: Official Music Video – Justin Bieber – Nothing Like Us (Mia Rose Acoustic Cover)

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Hilary Duff is a Mom in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on February 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The whole Hilary Duff multiplying….you know breeding….you know….taking on that annoying world of motherhood…doesn’t really phase me…mainly because I don’t know her and I don’t have to listen to her complain about how her Nanny can barely speak english, or how her night nurse always wakes her up at 6 am instead of 7 am for the feeding….so as far as I’m concerned it never happened….you see that’s the nice thing about the internet….anything is possible, you can even pretend it’s still 2006, when she was just 18, and everyone wanted a piece…all you have to do is read archives, look at old photoshoots, and none of this billion dollar furniture empire, Canadian Hockey sperm polluting her and her body even matter….unless you don’t care about these things…and ravaged mom’s is your thing…which as a drunken stepfather you’d think would be my thing…and that this whole site would be dedicated to just that…..but the truth is…stepfathering is the reason I drink…. Either way, she’s in Hawaii cuz she lives a hard life and has worked so hard to build her empire of gold….as has her pro hockey husband and his billionaire family….which is more than we can say for your lazy ass.

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Taylor Swift Unleashes The Cleavage Now That She’s Single

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You guys know I don’t really follow celebrity gossip, mainly because it would distract from my primary mission of following celebrity cleavage, but I’m pretty sure I heard that Taylor Swift was single again. And while that probably means we’ll all have to be subjected to another one of her whiny breakup songs again, it also probably explains why she was dropping so much cleavage at the People’s Choice Awards the other night. Seriously, this is the best I’ve seen her. Looks like Taylor isn’t the only one going to need a box of tissues today. » view all 32 photos Related Articles: Taylor Momsen’s Gothic Sl%t Costume Taylor Swift Swimsuit Pictures Taylor Momsen Drunk, Disorderly And Pantless Taylor Swift Gets Leggy For Christmas Photos: WENN.com

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Jasmine Lennard Celeb Big Brother Leaked Nude of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jasmine Lennard is some UK celebrity who people in the UK probably don’t consider a celebrity, becasue all she’s really done is big brother…but she does have wikipedia page so that must mean something…more importantly…she recently had a nude pic of her leaked to twitter that she is now publicly fighting….even though it is safe to say that she was the one involved in the picture in the first place…mainly because she is in the fucking thing…and now one would really even notice the shit got leaked if she wasn’t being a fucking annoyance about it….I guess that’s what happens when you are a rich bitch with a ririch father and a Chanel model mother who probably resented you you’re entire life for ruining their fun and being annoying…hence why she’s using her resources to achieve this Kim Kardashian level of bullshit fame…without even releasing a video…when everyone knows this is the video era…you aren’t shit unless dick is in your mouth in motion…. The funniest thing is that shee has a kid with Shifty from Crazytown, the crackhead who was on all the rehab shows….who hasn’t done shit in a decade and who can barely afford a pot to piss in after his one-hit-wonder fizzled out…. Awesome strategy on her party….let’s have a kid with the poor drug addict who was once famous…..I guess the good news is she’s got a nice lookin pussy from this angle…meaty in the good way not the mangled rape victim hacked up way…. Either way, she’s a good girl. I like the way she plays.

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