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Genevieve Morton Doing Bikini Instagram of the Day

Here is fat Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton – who no one really gets why she’s a Sports Illustrated model based on her lack of fitness…but who we assume was fucking an athlete early on in her career that allowed for his team to pitch her to Sports Illustrated, only to be used yearly ever since, because Sports Illustrated is loyal to their tricks, and because they felt sorry she never got any actual work. At least that’s what I assume. I always saw her as the Kate Upton who never was, mainly because she’s an immigrant. I always wanted to see her and kate Upton have an food eating contest, because I am weird. I don’t care about her moving to LA to get famous…but I’ll post her lesson in angles…it’s like look at these big tits…they distract from everything else…. Keep on tryin’ trick.

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Genevieve Morton Doing Bikini Instagram of the Day

Genevieve Morton Doing Bikini Instagram of the Day

Here is fat Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton – who no one really gets why she’s a Sports Illustrated model based on her lack of fitness…but who we assume was fucking an athlete early on in her career that allowed for his team to pitch her to Sports Illustrated, only to be used yearly ever since, because Sports Illustrated is loyal to their tricks, and because they felt sorry she never got any actual work. At least that’s what I assume. I always saw her as the Kate Upton who never was, mainly because she’s an immigrant. I always wanted to see her and kate Upton have an food eating contest, because I am weird. I don’t care about her moving to LA to get famous…but I’ll post her lesson in angles…it’s like look at these big tits…they distract from everything else…. Keep on tryin’ trick.

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Lindsay Lohan is On a Yacht of the Day

My friend did a post on LINDSAY LOHAN VS ELLE MACPHERSON ON DIFFERENT YACHTS, DIFFERENT AGE GROUPS, LUCKILY FOR ELLE MACPHERSON, DIFFERENT BIKINIS and it is the only news or post you have to read today… Because Lindsay Lohan in a bikini, on a yacht, looking like she’s dying…is all I need to bring me great fucking joy..It is almost magical, in all it’s awkwardly bloated, half dead, fucked to shit glory… I am a fan of whatever this is, mainly because it reminds me of homeless crackhead sex – but way more luxurious! Her sister looks pretty good too… TO SEE THE AWESOME TOP 10 CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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Jillian Michaels Ripped and Naked for SHAPE of the Day

I like lesbians, mainly because they don’t like me or what I do or anything I represent, even though if they weren’t so busy being uptight thanks to not getting fucked, they’d be a little more open minded and realize that we are in this together…we both like the pussy…let’s be LESBROS… But instead I get “you’re the reason I hate dick, you’re a misogynist, etc, etc”…even though we’re on the same team… I am also all for fit girls doing fitness. I just spent an hour staring a girl in short shorts doing sprints, all tight bodied and I loved it…I mean I hate fat, lazy bitches, and fitness takes work, and I appreciate it… I am also all about naked chicks… So in theory, Naked, Lesbian, Fit girl…are three things that when combined, I’d dig it…even dick it knowing I can’t get it… But instead, shit’s just making me uncomfortable…a little too ripped…for this pervert…you know cuz there comes a point in every Fitness models fitness, they they cross that invisible line into dude/body builder/etc…not that this is considered naked..it’s not like I can see her spread dick clit…

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Micaela Schaefer Is Truly The Best Dressed!

In case you’re wondering why I always call Micaela Schaefer the best dressed nobody of all-time, presenting Exhibit A: she showed up to the launch of some new random fragrance line in a see-through outfit so hot it caused my sweatpants to spontaneously combust. I rest my case. Still, if you need more convincing (or just more “evidence” to enjoy), here’s Exhibit B , C and D . » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Naomi Watts Works A Swimsuit Good At 45

I don’t normally post pictures of hotties in one-pieces, mainly because I don’t want to encourage that kind of bad behavior. But I’m making an exception today, because I’ve always liked Naomi Watts . Sure, she’s not the bustiest actress out there, but Naomi looks pretty damn good for 45, and she’s got a classy kind of hotness that makes me feel like I should be enjoying these pictures with a glass of champagne and a monocle or something. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Beyonce Gets Pulled Off Stage by a Fan of the Day

This is funny to me, mainly because celebrities are robots and not human to me, you see if this was a girl on a bus, or in a park at the playground, I would probably be like “someone should call the police”…but when it comes to Beyonce, I kinda want him to win, you know and drag her out back to his van where he takes her to some camp in the woods where she is never found again… Unfortunately, Beyonce forgives her crazy fan who can’t get enough Beyonce, after getting manhandled by his super gay powers, because you’d think she’d need farm equipment to handle moving her from pasture to pasture…. The whole thing could have ended so much better to the world…since she’s evil..but again, Beyonce wins.

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Rita Ora Grabbing Her Tits for Interview Germany of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement they have lined up for when Rihanna goes off the deep end in a cocaine fueled abusive relationship premature death that happens to the best of uneducated people from a small island thrown into the insanity of fame, fortune and celebrity, a concept everyone dreams of but doesn’t understand the trade off that comes with it…but the record companies do, and that’s why they have a constant flow of talent in case one dies, and Rita Ora chick is the UK Rihanna with bigger titties version, and she’s doing some photoshoot for Interview Germany that you may want to have sex with…like I do…cuz boobs, are fun most of the time, until they start talking and demanding things from you…..

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One More Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day

I am a sick man, with a sick Miley Cyrus obsession…and this just opens a whole new floodgate of fantasies I can try to masturbate to, because Miley is constantly producing content that I want to rub my genitals all over…whether it is tweaking, pulling at her panties, being a bit of an exhibitionist party girl, or just being a skinny little thing that smells of money and youthfulness coupled with a nice dose of being a broken child star who sold her youth for the fame her Achy Breaky Dad had a taste of for a few minutes…before realizing to throw his kid into it after figuring just how the industry works to not make another one-hit-wonder…and the whole thing is highly fucking erotic to me. To see pics of Miley promoting her new song FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton Topless Pics Coming Soon of the Day

TMZ has some TOPLESS pics of Kate Upton on a horse…unfortunately for you Kate Upton big sloppy tit lovers, they are censored… I would have expected her to be the one being ridden like a horse…because she’s built like one…straight from the barn, a little fatter than she was in her race day prime. ready to be put out to pasture…but I’m a hater of all awkward shaped things getting rich from hormone in the foot tits they barely show…mainly because I know she will just end up obese in a few years. Maybe I’m just a hater, because I am seeing her sitting, or straddling, and instead of me wishing I was the horse she was riding, or even wishing she as on all fours getting mounted, all I see is the worst possible position you can put her in… this is not very beneficial for her body..They should keep her photoshopped…. Now send me the uncensored version….I can handle them.

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