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Juliette Gone Bananas for Pineapples by Emanuele Ferrari of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The models name is Juliette. She seems like a lot of fun as she plays with fruit…unfortunately not the way at least 10 girls from Tinder have played with fruit for me…yes….I have been sent banana sex videos that I’ve probably requested thanks to my insertion fetish and their having Bananas as the only phallus in the kitchen…I tried rolling pin…I tried frying pan…I tried dammit…but bananas were good… I’ve been following the photographer… Emanuele Ferrari for at least a week, probably longer..I know zero to nothing about her…I don’t even know if she is a she…but if she was, it’d probably be easier to recruit hot enough hipsters to get topless in American Apparel boy underwear…a fetish that exists and that I actually know a dude who has it…and I always thought it was weird..but mainly because the underwear he was into girls wearing was little kid superhero underwear…just fucked up…but that has nothing to do with any of this…. The post Juliette Gone Bananas for Pineapples by Emanuele Ferrari of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natasha Legeyda Has Big Boobs of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Natasha Legeyda ….she’s a Russian / Italian, Suicide Girl, who deserves to be so much more than a Suicide Girl, because in case you didn’t notice, Most Suicide girls are tattooed up trolls, who I guess figure being tattooed up, gives them some edge or business to be nude models, when really anyone can be nude models, they just need to get nude, and they shouldn’t feel they need the validation of some site to do it…unless that site is DrunkenStepfather.com…because, well, I like casting couches…… Luckily, this Natasha nude model didn’t totally destroy herself with tattoos, because tattoos are disgusting, and should be saved for disgusting girls who need them to get published…while this girl just needs her tits…tits that are slowly going viral…because America fucking love tits…and she’s got tits…big tits… Russian girls are amazing, even though they have no souls…and I especially love their willingness to get naked to make money or get noticed, because I think that’s actually empowering to women…you know…trick idiot dudes with your tits…it works and it is awesome…mainly because I get to see your tits… Pictures are by Marco Michieltto The post Natasha Legeyda Has Big Boobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailee Steinfeld is the tall, awkward, weird looking, average acting, actor from I don’t fucking know what.. I just remember her as some underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food… Now she’s showing her tits in a bikini, because it’s summer and people like showing their tits in bikinis…it comes across as less desperate….and slutty, even if it’s a “hey look at me in a bikini”…which by default is desperate and slutty….exhibitionist behavior… The post Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Porn Stars Do an Irish Riverdance like Lord of the Dance of the Day

Posted on March 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is one of those – what can’t porn stars do…. They can go from sucking a couple of many dicks in a scene, sometimes putting two into their vagina, even though vaginas only need one dick and the second dick trying to get in it, should realize that that stall is taken, like taking a shit in a public bathroom on some other dude taking a shits lap… You know… To this…River Dancing like they were Lord of the Dance, what was his name? Micheal Flately…making for a hysterical, what the fuck is this Irish St Patrick’s Day weirdness.. The porn girls are : Kenna James, Ivy Sherwood, Zoey Monroe, Serena Blair, Ana Foxxx, Jodi Taylor I’ve never heard of any of them, mainly because porn girls are interchangeable….they just blast them out 200 scenes a year until their vaginas fall out… But they are still silly, lovely, and Irish As Fuck. The post Porn Stars Do an Irish Riverdance like Lord of the Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift with Nicki Minaj Lyric GIFS of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t trust the authenticity of Taylor Swift, mainly because she’s a huge Hollywood celebrity. Her organization is just too big and profitable, for anything she does to really be anything more than a marketing campaign to make her sell more albums..and they decided to take “teen angst”…”unlucky in love”…because it was a good cross-over for the bible belt to relate to, for parents to buy records for their kids, and all that other good stuff that comes with not openly admitting you have anal sex on the first date with a hollywood star, because you’re so rich and famous, all that can make you cum is your ass.. So seeing her set to Nicki Minaj, also not authentic, but more sleazy in her approach lyrics….is a good gag, if you’re into stupid shit like memes… I’m only posting this because I got nothing else to post….seriously, desperate times….this is so stupid. The post Taylor Swift with Nicki Minaj Lyric GIFS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arvida Byström for Baron Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Arvida Byström is, but she sounds foreign, and like all foreign girls, I want to fuck her, mainly because when she speaks, I won’t understand what the fuck she’s saying, and I won’t get annoyed or hate her, but instead I can focus on what is important about her, and that is her ass, tits and pussy, all things I am thankful for this thanksgiving… This is a shoot for some magazine…

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Barbara Palvin Topless for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures for Marie Claire Italia of Barbara Palvin, the same Barbara Palvin who fucks black basketball players, but who pretended to fuck Justin Bieber, when Bieber was fucking Miranda Kerr, because it made for a good story to propel her young career, while covering up for the evil underwear empire at Victoria’s Secret….not that it matters… What matters is these pics I like to call showing the world how you should not post topless if you’re going to go all the way as getting topless…especially considering it is for soem Euro magazine…it’s like how did this fail get approved…WE NEED NIPPLES FOR IT TO BE FASHION DAMMIT.

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Serena Williams Models Lingerie of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In things that I think should never happen in the history of humanity – here is Serena Williams modeling lingerie….becuase I guess at her level of rich and famous athlete, she can do whatever the fuck she wants…. Not to mention, I’ve met countless white dudes, who aren’t even Tennis fans, who think she’s the hottest thing ever, mainly because her ass has a mind and body of it’s own…it’s ridiculous…the kind of ass your penis can’t penetrate, even when you have a 14 inch penis…and the crazy thing in all this is that she only dates white guys, because let’s face it, tennis is pretty fucking White… So maybe I am wrong about calling her “Jonathan Brandis in Ladybugs RIP” all these years…maybe thinking she was a boy, put in girls tennis, to make the family money was a misstep on my part…maybe she’s actually destined to do lingerie modeling…the next Victoria’s Secret model…you know the athlete edition for their sports line…they’ve let a Kardashian into their empire, at least Serena would make sense… Here are the pics.

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Miranda Kerr’s Butt Shot of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone is freaking out about Miranda Kerr’s cleavage…while I am more into her butt shot that she posted…mainly because tits can be bought…and I guess in Miranda Kerr’s recently divorced and recently fired case…were bought…so that her billionaire boyfriends who have her on payroll have something to play with when she rolls through for her pay check… You see even the models who work and have money do the whole sugar baby thing…and I guess when you look like Miranda Kerr, and you made all this money from your humble Australian roots, directly propelled to a celebrity of her own, all from selling her body to brands…selling her body to billionaires doesn’t even feel like she’s selling her body at all..it just feels like she’s worth it…and maybe she is…I know..this ass pic is pretty amazing..

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Maria Sharapova for The Edit of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maria Sharapova is what I like to think was at one point in her career the porn star of tennis, mainly because she would flash her fit ass in a little skirt like she was the Coppertone baby pin-up girl, grunting…and squealing…and sounding like she’s getting slammed harder than my neighbour when he fucks hookers with various household objects…that’s why I love tennis so much, not for it’s pompous classy….high society…white collar bullshit, but because it is perverted… That said, she’s old now, she’s not that hot, she’s in the candy business, and now she’s fashion modelling…for tennis perverts like me…and all I have to say is not enough crotchless…in her outfits, but that’s always the case.

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