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Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day

His name is Bradley Martyn, I have never heard of him, but he’s got over 2 million fans on Facebook, works in the fitness space, is some kind of social media personality, and would be someone that Hilary Duff, who fucks her trainer, would make into her boyfriend if he wasn’t so relevant, because it’s harder to control people when they are out there surrounded by money and pussy and fans… The Mannequin Challenge, something that we can assume was inspired by the Clinton Campaign, is taking over social media, where people “FREEZE”….you know elementary school tricks that you used to do when your creepy teacher touched you inappropriately, maybe that’s just me… Most of these challenges are just dumb, but this one impressed me, mainly because of the tits, the flexbile chick, and the fitness tits… VIA FACEBOOK Other mannequin challenges include: Boozy Ivanka Trump… A video posted by Ivanka Trump (@ivankatrump) on Nov 14, 2016 at 7:11am PST And Russian Chicks A video posted by Sofia (@sofia_official_) on Nov 14, 2016 at 3:41am PST The post Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tove Lo Topless for her New Album of the Day

If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…tits you may have already seen before..because she fucking loves showing her tits…but the tits aren’t substantial enough or maybe she’s not famous enough for you to remember by name…even if the whole marketing tactic behind showing her tits is to get known, remembered, seen…so much so that she’s doing topless instagram style shoots…all 70s and grainy…like a vintage playboy shoot from a simpler time…for her album art… I remember the first set of tits I saw on Album art. It was some lesbianic chick named Liz Phair and it was the 90s when tit pics were few and far between,…so much so that I just would jerk off to that thing over and over again…while listening to lesbian love songs…crying…at where life had gone wrong…. But in this era, an era of everyone’s tits living on the internet in a world of no privacy….because it’s some weird feminist agenda…that you can still jerk off to, but why bother, when there are so many more options to jerk off to… The post Tove Lo Topless for her New Album of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in her Underwear Because She’s Crazy of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted a picture in underwear..and now I am re-posting the picture for halloween because she’s a zombie…it’s not her fault it’s all the medication and crazy..and no one cares about her looking hot and half naked but me….because I am a very basic lazy person, who is old as fuck and stuck in the past and willing to continue to jerk off to old news, it’s easier, it’s there, it’s familiar, it’s not so magical, but it looks pretty fit, or maybe half dead but magical enough to me…mainly because it has survived this long….and weird enough…this is the highlight of my dad…because Lohan is my spirit animal…and I feel connected at the soul… Now…Here’s a creepy video of her… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 1, 2016 at 7:54am PDT The post Lindsay Lohan in her Underwear Because She’s Crazy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld in Leather Pants of the Day

Leather pants, nature’s pussy baker. The kind of pant that kills animals to make a fashionable article of clothing that makes a twat smell like a dead animal…exciting….to a pervert like me – who spends his nights watching college girls sing Karaoke hoping to see hard nipple or pussy definition because that’s what I do whenever I look at girls…it’s my thing… She was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food… But you don’t have to worry about that with this one anymore…she turned 18 and is already posting bed selfies…the gateway to masturbation videos… Now she’s a star..on stage…doing the actor, popstar..all while being totally uneventful… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailee Steinfeld in Leather Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Crotch Shot of the Day

I am surprised that Bella Thorne didn’t whore out Memorial Day harder than she did. According to her like, she’s young, she’s eager, she’s ready, she’s energized, but I am convinced she could be 40…mainly because it makes for a good storyline…just a more interesting storyline than another girl with stage parents who got into Disney because of their mom’s relentlessness, desperation and want for a better life for the family of 12 – without actually working – because their egos make them feel they deserve so much more….now turning to social media to lock down that relevance – where she’s done a series of as many half naked images as possible – without being officially slutty…but still being slutty – making dudes everywhere, mainly 40 year olds with kids who watch the show she’s on, freak the fuck out – because her body is hot..it’s 18…and it’s non-offensive redhead…the kind of redhead Archie wanted to fuck, not the kind of yellow toothed, red eyed ginger with orange hair that made you want to throw up, especially when they ate cheetos that matched their hair and got that dust Britney Used to Snort all over their hands and mouth…repulsive… I expected more than this crotch shot – but still like the crotch shot… TO SEE MORE OF HER OUT IN A SPORTS BRA CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jena Goldsack Has No Nipples in Lingerie for Glamour Italia of the Day

I follow JENA GOLDSACK on social media, mainly instagram, mainly because I follow fucking everyone I come across who is a 7 or better. They don’t need to be models, they can be random tinder girls who don’t swipe right on me, they can be no names who are just slutty, I just pile the fuck on the following….and it turns out that that isn’t Instagram’s point, the point isn’t to follow people who you may want to fuck or find compelling, it’s to not follow people, but get people following you, so you look famous…or important…or cool…it’s called “RATIO”…and it actually works, but I’ve always been the kind of guy who follows hot girls, whether down dark alleys or from club to club, to casually pump into them, and I’ve never been one too interested in getting followers….meaning I did the whole thing wrong…but thank god it’s about to self destruct thanks to Facebook owning them and being the devil and shit.. That said, I may follow JENA GOLDSACK, but have no idea who she is or what she’s done, I just know she’s in this lingerie shoot with no nipples for Glamour Italia and it’s not magical or life changing, but it happened…which is better than it not happening – I guess… The post Jena Goldsack Has No Nipples in Lingerie for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adele Twerking Disturbs me of the Day

I saw this video of Adele twerking the other day and had no real interest in posting it – mainly because I don’t like fat chicks, especially since Adele is one of those real fat chicks who can’t even find pants that fit her, so instead wears large pieces of fabric wrapped around her to cover up… She’s the best selling “artist” around, but that doesn’t me her jiggling on stage, something she’s calling a twerk, isn’t anything more than just bending over…and moving slightly for the wave of fat to follow. If anything, she’s just like your lonely never married aunt at a family wedding with one too many drinks in her…grinding up against one of the groomsmen because she hasn’t had a dick in her for decades, not that Adele doens’t fuck or have kids, it’s just that she probably shouldn’t fuck because it’s a terrible visual, one that hits closer to home when she’d doing this. Terrible… The post Adele Twerking Disturbs me of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Practicing Her Family Craft of the Day

Here’s Kendall Jenner posting some training videos her mom puts her through… We call it the get used to the camera, that makes us money, open that mouth, that makes us money, when they two come together, that makes us money, now open wider, the dick you’ll be sucking when we need you to bring out the big guns, and to dial into our core business and brand, will be massive and black…WIDER…and keep those eyes looking at the camera…good girl….now go promote some nonsense on your instagram and get us paid….we own the world…WE OWN THE WORLD…. The post Kendall Jenner Practicing Her Family Craft of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo Levesque Grabbing Titty of the Day

Jojo Levesque confuses me, mainly because when she was a hit jailbait performer, there was very little hot about her, she was 15 and like some bootleg Avril Lavigne, yet that didn’t stop the perverts, the perverts who bought into it, probably because she was 15…and that’s just fucking creepy… Well, after leaving the industry for a black boyfriend, she’s back and now grabbing tits, giving us something to actually get into…to forget that she banged black guys – as white guys hate when white girls fuck black guys… I am not allowed to name the girl who’s tit is getting grabbed, we have a pact, but I will say between you an me, she’s pretty fucking magical…amazing…sexy as fuck…and I would have her babies….you may not see it in the pics…but when she tells drunken frat girls to shut the fuck up…that goes right to the depths of your soul and that’s probably why Jojo is going at it… The post Jojo Levesque Grabbing Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Monster Kardashian Update of the Day

The Kardashians are the fucking worst, we already know that, but there are two standout Kardashians who are the fucking worst, mainly because they are thick, fat and trashy… I figure Kim is too far gone to really bother hating, she’s just there, the mother is too much of an evil genius to bother hating…you’d do the same thing if you had a litter of weird ethnic children with a tranny…. The hotter older sister who made a dude she used to do coke with rich while not being overly exploitative doesn’t bother me….and the instagram model turned VS model because the world is based on instagram fame…doesn’t bother me because she’s not fat.. But the overrated, doughty, accessible, putting themselves out there aggressively ones…annoy me…and I like being annoyed…because it keeps me motivated… So Khloe and Kylie..the worst the family has to offer besides Caitlyn, are outletting this “fame” get to their head…thinking they are hot…even thoug they aren’t.. With khloe Working her Booty, or milking her booty, or trying to exploit her booty like it was a husband after a drug overdose in a brothel of the Day And Kylie Jenner’s Belly, Humping Cara Delevingne, squating girls like a tank and Leg Scar of the Day That’s enough Kardashian to make me hate society for the day… The post The Monster Kardashian Update of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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