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Jessica Lowndes Thick Hips in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Lowndes Thick Hips in a Bikini of the Day

I had no idea Jessica Lowndes looked like this, mainly because I had no idea who Jessica Lowndes is, sure I’ve heard her name and I know she’s on 90210 the Next Generation, but I refuse to further investigate anything that bullshit lack of creativity or vision show that was put together in 4 minutes has to offer, except maybe when the stars of the shit are sitting next to me in restaurants, or when they are in bikinis… So I had no idea how thick this Jessica Lowndes bitch was, those hips don’t fucking lie, but at least she’s got the right idea – covering herself up with a towel, doing us all a favor, cuz we have sloppy bitches of our own to pollute our minds everytime we see them naked…we don’t need some overpaid bitch doin’ it for us. I am just amazed that this is happening to her so early on in her career, I mean it took Jessica Simpson at least a decade before her cake eating got the best of her…. Maybe she’s just pregnant. Either way, it’s not as good as it could be, but I’m sure you’ll still like it. That whole small tits, thick hips thing really talks to you, cuz anything with a vagina does….just not in real life…cuz all vagina knows your a creep.

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Cameron Russell Half Naked in July’s Vogue Germany of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her mother is one of Time Magazine’s top 100 Most influential people in 2009. She is Business Week’s top 10 Designers, Fast Company’s 50 Champions of Innovation, mainly because she has a good PR person or blowjob skills, but it is more socially acceptable if we pretend it is all for some company she started called Zipcar where people pay a monthly membership fee to share cars…a business that has allowed her hot kids to live the good life by getting them signed to major modeling agencies cuz the rich and successful help the rich and successful especially when the pussy they produce is this caliber. This is a video and photoshoot from Vogue Germany. I’m pretty sure this isn’t the last we’ll hear of privileged rich kid Cameron Russel, at least I’m hoping it’s not, cuz I like pussy, especially when it gets work, cuz it gives me hope that this hell is not the end of the line for me, and that maybe she’ll take me under her wing and feel sorry for me, offering me a a better tomorrow….even though I know that shit won’t happen…but it makes jerking off to her bikini pics more heartfelt and authentic…. Here are the pics.

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Rihanna Impersonator Grabs her Pussy of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alexandra Imelda Cecelia Ewan Burke. She is a singer who won X Factor. She is from the UK and he does a mean Rihanna impersonation on stage. I’ve never listented to her music, partially because I never heard of her before today, but also because I don’t really care for music from the UK, mainly because Virgin Radio launched in Canada and every week they have a UK hour direct from the UK and I had never heard songs that bad in my life prior to listening to that show, it was like for every song I’d say “How the fuck did that get made, let alone get on the fucking radio”…. But as long as bitch is slutting out and flashing her 21 year old black ass on stage, I’ll pay attention, no matter how much her performance is based on watching Rihanna DVDs, mainly because black chicks don’t like me and that makes me want them more, especially the black chick in my building who my wife told me attacked her, cuz my wife is a racist, and who I decided to threaten at 5 am with a kitchen knife in hand, screaming some pretty horrible things, thanks to being totally fucking wasted, which turns out is not a good way to make friends, or to taste the sweet black berry….not that i know the taste of the black berry is sweet…I’m a failure in that fetish…along with pretty much all aspects of life…but you don’t want to hear about that….but maybe you do wanna see more of this bitch…. Pics via LFI

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Kate Moss Dancing for Top Shop of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love watching girls dance but I haven’t gone to the stripclub recently, mainly because it’s dull. Sure I love seeing bitches get naked, but I am so over watching bitches get paid to get naked. They are uninspired and seem like robots working the assembly line of taking off clothes and letting dudes grab your tits for money. They are like fast food workers cuz no matter where you are in the world, you know what you are going to get. Same moves, same outfits, same acts, same everything. It’s fucking cookie cutter, and I guess that’s why they are strippers and not running ad agencies or the Cirque du Soliel…. So I’ve decided to try to find everyday bitches in dance, from creeping on Salsa classes, to creeping on Jazzarobics, to high school dance shows, to dance recitals, and none of the shit did anythinf for me, cuz I realize I need to see pussy when a bitch dances….so it’s safe say as much as I love girls dancing and hate strippers….seeing pussy makes everything better. So here is Kate Moss, a model not a dancer, doing some bullshit dance campaign for some show she is probably a part owner in, and she isn’t showing her pussy, which is a good thing, cuz after years of banging needle-sharing heroin addict rockstar gutter dick has left her pussy a fucking mess…but I guess this is for old times when she was worth jerking off to….

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Amanda Seyfried Lookin’ Dumpy with her Sex Partner of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After falling in love with Amanda Seyfried because she was a pretty obvious young starlet to fall in love with, you know since she was relatively under the radar before this year, but had the ability to be the teen dream in all the shitty love stories, while running some side projects that involved her dyking out hard with Julianne Moore, fully naked….it was that kind of balancing act that she seemed to master, so I started to notice….that was before remembering that I hate Hollywood pussy…mainly because it is weird, self-absorbed, insecure and almost fucking creepy…..proven in every interview she has done that leaves me feeling uncomfortable and how every picture of her by the paparazzi involves her looking sloppy as fuck with her dog I am convinced she fucks… But the good news is that Lohan hates her, which means she’s threatened by her and I’m sure she will get naked again and her naked is a good fucking thing….and until we get that here she is in Chloe to give you a taste of why I dig her….and these are pictures of wh I don’t dig her….It’s a delicate balancing act… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kim Kardashian Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian is a tacky piece of shit who needs to go on a diet. She’s in a dress so tight that you’d think shit would squeeze her into a skinny bitch, but I guess that’s what she was going for too, unfortunately it didn’t work out, mainly because of her belly button, shit is casting a shadow in the shit so big I understand why a black dude would confuse her for a fucking toilet. She shoulda taken some of the candy she clearly stuffs down her face into the shit, or maybe even doubled up on the SPANX, but then again, it’s kinda hard to hide your fat when you don’t care that everyone know you are fat…. It still amazes me that girls like this exist, with their tacky style. Fake hair, pounds of make-up, shitty style, fake celebrity and fake sex appeal and their friendship with the Botox Faced person responsible for the Pussycat Dolls….you’d think they were a cartoon character, but unfortunately, they aren’t. Here she is from a bunch of angles, none of which compliment her figure… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Seduction Strategy of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer in the terminally ill patients, elderly women at the old folks home, Crippled people, Retards and people in comas being the best people to look for when it comes to getting sex, mainly because most of them appreciate the attention and miss getting fucked, or are too weak or half dead to tell you otherwise or fight you off….but apparently this woman wasn’t so happy for her surprise bedroom guest, but that’s probably because she’s one of those religious types, who doesn’t realize if there was a God he probably wouldn’t have given her COPD, and she probably shoulda taken the stranger cock for the sheer excitement of new cock while having a solid excuse for her husband to not call her a cheater and leave her in her final days.

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Katy Perry is a Sloppy Easter Bunny of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was making jokes all Easter about dressing up like the Easter Bunny and going to the park to tell the kids I had Easter Eggs hidden up my ass, just to throw their uptight parents off, Then I made jokes about making friends with a black Easter bunny at the mall and going to tag team bitches in costume, unfortunately, I never did either of those things, but my jokes are far more interesting than seeing the shit played out on Katy Perry…mainly because Katy Perry is a sloppy, disgusting, bad skinned monster of a girl who somehow tricked the world into thinking she’s a popstar…when really she should be nothing more than an Employee of the Month at McDonalds. Pics via Fame

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Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Her Panties of the Day

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio’s got the right idea. She knows that we’ve all seen her half naked, so she might as well not bother trying to cover her fucking panties and I am a fan, mainly because she strategically hid her battered mom pussy that I’m sure hasn’t bounced back as well as her body did to the way it was before she had a baby…but also because I love seeing up a girls skirt…no matter what panties she wears or doesn’t wear or what condition her pussy was in…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sarah Silverman Ruins Lesbian Fantasies of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

I hate Sarah Silverman partially because she is fucking ugly but also because I never thought she was funny despite the world buying into her whole “be as gross and as inappropriate as possible” comedy. I just thought she had solid marketing behind her and since the world are a bunch of fucking spineless sheep with no opinion of their own, it made sense for them to find her funny, or at least say they do, so that they fit into the miserable conversation their coworkers have in the office. But then again, I hate all female comedians, not because I don’t think vagina can be funny, but because they are all fucking dykes, or desperate fat chicks to begin with, and I fucking hate dykes and fat chicks. They are the breed of people that I pretend don’t exist, and I’d rather spend my time laughing at my bad jokes I tell hot little college girls in efforts to get them to show me their vaginas…. I guess in Sarah Silverman’s defense, she has been involved in a really funny joke at least once, and that was when I overheard a group of guys talking about how hot she is and they were fucking serious…I don’t know what kind of fucking guy is turned on by a girl solely based on her comedy, or why someone would think there is anything attractive about this big bushed, sloppy tit, who fucks Jimmy Kimmel pussy, but I can only blame the same Marketing campaign that got her a career. Here she is trying to be funny, pretending to be a lesbian for the camera and it is really just a reminder that all my lesbian fantasies are NEVER what actual lesbianism is like. Actual lesbianism is a disgusting thing and that depresses me….. Pics via Bauer

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