Since the first trailer for Rise of the Planet of the Apes debuted online three months ago one thing about the film stood out. Not that apes can apparently defeat an army of riot police and helicopters by merely jumping around, but that James Franco was tasked as the film’s lead. “We it call the cure for Alzheimer’s,” he intones with a super-serious acting voice. Sounds good, believable scientist! Of course, maybe that’s the trick of Rise of the Planet of the Apes ; Franco is but merely impeccably tailored set dressing hiding the real star of the show: Andy Serkis.
By now you’ve likely heard about the pie flung at media emperor Rupert Murdoch , Laurel & Hardy-style, during a parliamentary hearing on Tuesday. Disappointingly, the fight did not escalate into a full-blown Battle of the Century affair on live TV because Murdoch’s wife, Wendi Deng, shut the assailant down with a sharp right hook before he was quickly escorted out of the room by police. In light of this attack — which failed to meet our own lofty pastry battle standards, mainly because it was actually just shaving cream foam — Movieline has compiled five pro-pieing tips from cinema.
Funny story came out today that Claudia Schiffer’s husband was fucking January Jones raw dog and knocking her up only to discover too late that January Jones wanted a baby and doesn’t believe in abortions, while Claudia Sciffer was at home picking up her kid from school everyday as he pretended he was just “working” on a movie with her….January Jones over Claudia Schiffer, I guess this proves the whole even fucking Claudia Schiffer gets boring for her husband argument people used to use in the 90s. What it comes down to is that models are supposed to marry older billionaire business men who want the trophy to feel accomplished, they aren’t supposed to mess with people in Hollywood. What is also comes down to is that dudes like to fuck and we aren’t that picky, and don’t really care if the bitch we are getting with is hotter than the one we have at home, we just like that we are getting it… Either way, here she is with her hot mom ex supermodel body in England, the calm before the scandal storm…and she’s looking hot to me…if she needs a dick to cry on, I volunteer mine mainly because like Patch Adams, it brings laughs and joy to those trying to find it in the scavanger hunt that is my sex life.
I posted these Sofia Vergara pictures yesterday , but I guess middle age pussy in bathing suits is the theme of the day…mainly because the paparazzi released more pictures of her huge tits squeezed into a one piece for a Pepsi commercial with David Beckham…and I want to be on the front lines and hunt and gather this shit for all you perverts who like their women seasoned vetrans in sucking cock, so good they got a fucking career out of the shit when they were nothing but a Colombian coke whore knocked up at 17 before smuggling herself into America….look at her now…motherfucker…or at least look at her tits cuz they are all that matters… FOLLOW ME
It always amazes me when I hear people say shit like “Katherine Heigl is so Hot”…I know, shocking, but it has happened and it throws me off, mainly because she’s a fucking monster…the kind of pussy you’d expect to start a Tsunami when cum farting a load out of her ass in the bath…so I decided to post these pictures of her man-handling some dude – to prove my fucking point that she’s a monster…always appropriate to post the closest thing to Godzilla in Hollywood…you know always tying bullshit disasters to natural disasters…it’s my thing.
It always amazes me when I hear people say shit like “Katherine Heigl is so Hot”…I know, shocking, but it has happened and it throws me off, mainly because she’s a fucking monster…the kind of pussy you’d expect to start a Tsunami when cum farting a load out of her ass in the bath…so I decided to post these pictures of her man-handling some dude – to prove my fucking point that she’s a monster…always appropriate to post the closest thing to Godzilla in Hollywood…you know always tying bullshit disasters to natural disasters…it’s my thing.
Apparently there was a beauty pageant and with all beauty pageants they had a bikini competition because you can’t spell beauty without bikini. I know that made no sense….I am just bored as fuck and these pictures aren’t doing it for me…I hate pageant girls…mainly because they are the ones who enlist themselves in the shit…meaning they think they have what it takes to make it and win…while I far prefer bitches who don’t realize they are hot and worth listening to talk about generic questions and policies they know nothing about…it’s easier to deal with… These pageant girls have had too much positive reenforcement…the kind of person you will kill yourself if you ever land her and get the opportunity to knock her up and take it cuz girls like that aren’t supposed to let guys like you in them….Since I don’t have the right to post these pictures….here is a totally unrelated beauty paegeant…. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO
Her name is Laurie Cholewa , she looks a bit like an animal you’d find in the zoo. Her name is some tribal sounding shit you’d find in the jungle. She’s from France and hosts a TV show there and I’m just posting this partially cuz I like the way her bikini bottoms hug her pussy, partially cuz I like her use of cleavage but mainly because I am disappointed that a monkey-lookin’ bitch from France, doesn’t have outrageous public hair creeping out of her bikini from all angles. Big pussy bush is the future of pussy trends and I thought France of all places understood that and never strayed from that…. This is unfortunate, especially for people like me who love some hair on the lip…cuz bikini waxes are fucking cheesy and on some Ed Hardy kick….I think that may have been a puberty hair poem. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO
I met this 17 year old kid the other week at my friend and his busty partner at Wolf & Harrison’s Holiday Photoshoot . I got real drunk partially thanks to the free alochol they were handing out but mainly because I was drinking my feelings away cuz they told me they didn’t want me in their shoot. They put on his demo CD and next thing you know I’m dirty dancing with myself…cuz girls don’t like me…..he gave me his myspace and I came across it today and I’ve been listening to it on repeat…. I don’t normally post on weekends, I don’t normally promote 17 year old rappers, but I’m hungover and can’t get off the couch and figure I might as well try to make talented kids with passion who are actually doin’ something as famous as I can, you know since I’ve got no talent or passion, except maybe when it come to vagina…but that doesn’t count. He goes by the name Kid Wonder. Let’s get him a record deal. To Listen to the Song I’m Hooked On – Follow this Link GO
I guess comebacks happen for worthless pussy who was pretty much expired in America, all it takes is a billion brown people who only have one TV station cuz they are slumdogs who find looking at what they assume is an American icon with her blonde hair and fake tits on bitches who don’t have a lot of facial hair is not really something they have in India highly erotic…. I guess it just proves that when you have nothing going for you, you might as well take the weirdest low level offer your agent pithes you, because what you thought was defining the end of your fucking career, actually got you back into the fucking game…. Now all she needs is a sextape with Dev Patel and next thing you know she’ll be a hindu bride living in a palace like Princess Jasmine, never having to worry about anything, except maybe premature death due to her hepatitis, but that shit follows her everywhere….
