I love these kinds of stories….Ashlynn Brooke a pornstar who is no more…has left the adult world, because I guess it was just a bad decision she made as a kid, when she wanted fame and money and realized that porn comes with very little of both. But more importantly it comes with a lot of shame, lack of self respect, humiliation to your friends and family and an inability to live with yourself, or live with a normal life, because you’re just a vessel for random cock from dudes you probably wouldn’t even talk to at the gym cuz they are slime as fuck. Well now she’s a car sales person and she posted this youtube video for your help. When she realizes it’s easier to take dick the ass for 1,000 dollas than sell a buick, she’ll be back. She’s just going through a soul cleansing phase, before realizing she’s already out there….goin’ straight to the mainstream life is a fail. But watching her is pretty funny as she tries so hard to be normal…. TO SEE HER DOING PORN FOLLOW THIS LINK
I love these kinds of stories….Ashlynn Brooke a pornstar who is no more…has left the adult world, because I guess it was just a bad decision she made as a kid, when she wanted fame and money and realized that porn comes with very little of both. But more importantly it comes with a lot of shame, lack of self respect, humiliation to your friends and family and an inability to live with yourself, or live with a normal life, because you’re just a vessel for random cock from dudes you probably wouldn’t even talk to at the gym cuz they are slime as fuck. Well now she’s a car sales person and she posted this youtube video for your help. When she realizes it’s easier to take dick the ass for 1,000 dollas than sell a buick, she’ll be back. She’s just going through a soul cleansing phase, before realizing she’s already out there….goin’ straight to the mainstream life is a fail. But watching her is pretty funny as she tries so hard to be normal…. TO SEE HER DOING PORN FOLLOW THIS LINK
Harmony Korine is passionate about making films his way. “I just want to be the greatest of all time — the greatest that ever did it,” said Spring Breakers director, who described his latest work as “beach noir.” I sat down with Korine at Movieline’s New York office for an in-depth discussion about Spring Breakers in-depth. Korine talked about how society is still shocked by violent female criminals, his liberal use of nudity in the movie, and the way he likes to work with his actors. “Once (they’re) in character, and understand the story and the world, it all becomes perfect,” he said. “There’s nothing they can do wrong.” Spring Breakers features current Disney star James Franco and former Disney stars Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez in a story about a trip to Florida that takes a dark turn. The film has striking visuals and I asked Korine if that quality is what makes his films so high-concept. “Yeah, I think they’re completely high-concept. I think they’re also like the lowest concept,” he said. “It’s like where retardation and transcendence intersect.” Check out my full interview below: Follow Grace Randolph on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
The parody Twitter account that bore Amour director Michael Haneke’s name actually got a few things right about the Austrian director. On Thursday, Benjamin Lee, the Shortlist.com Deputy Editor who, earlier this week, revealed himself to be the prankster behind the memorably loopy @Michael_Haneke parody Twitter feed, wrote about learning that the real Haneke is more of a “goofball” than he expected. And a cat lover, too. Benjamin Lee On The Real Vs. Fake Michael Haneke Twitter Account In a column for the British newspaper, The Guardian , Lee explained that he had started the Twitter account as a “purposely lowbrow” response to the Oscar-winning filmmaker’s “chilly, occasionally pretentious demeanour” and his contempt for the mainstream. Part of the fake Haneke’s shtick included repeated references to his “stinky cat,” which Lee explained, ” was a recurring joke made to distance the two Hanekes even more, not being able to imagine the director of The White Ribbon making so many references to his cat’s flatulence.” Lee has since learned that the two Hanekes are a bit closer than he imagined. While watching Yves Montmayeur’s documentary about Haneke, Michael H. – Profession: Director, he wrote that he was shocked to discover that Haneke actually is “the proud owner of more than one cat, a fact that few people know.” He also noted: “In the documentary, however, Haneke comes off as refreshingly candid. He has a charming sense of humour. Not that I had thought him humourless (there are darkly comic moments in The Piano Teacher and Funny Games ), but I hadn’t expected him to be a goofball. For example, when assembled with the Time of the Wolf cast, he pulls the classic bunny ears prank behind one of the child actors. Not what you might expect from the man who believes that all movies should assault the viewer.” Haneke’s Reaction To The Twitter Parody Lee also admitted that he was looking to get a rise out of the filmmaker: When I started tweeting as Haneke, I was intrigued by what his reaction would be. I was expecting apathy and possibly contempt but he expressed intrigue and, yes, a small amount of contempt. “I tried to read some of the posts but my English isn’t good enough to allow me that,” he said in an interview . “I’m really not interested in what he’s writing, but I’m fascinated by the fact that 25,000 people have subscribed to this feed of nonsense!” I fear that my affectionate spoofing has helped to prove his thoughts on the mainstream to be horribly accurate. But at least I’ve shone a light on those unsung cats of his LOL. I wonder what the real Haneke makes of this now. At the very least, he should let the world know whether his cats are flatulent. More On @Michael_Haneke: Michael Haneke Has Little ‘Amour’ For Parody Twitter Account [ The Guardian ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Victoria’s Secret pics are like sex with your wife…or long term girlfriend…who you aren’t even really attracted to anymore…not because they aren’t decent looking….but because they have been drained of all excitement and sex appeal over the years of seeing them at their worst….from shitting…to being the same ass you fuck day after day…when all you really want to do is fuck new pussy…but feel torn because you’re not an asshole who would go behind your trusting girl’s back…but shit…you’d love new pussy…even if it wasn’t as hot….just the fact that it was new makes it hot…. You know…the familiar, comfortable, predictable, feels like home kinda pussy you don’t really appreciate as much as you should, but know that you don’t want to lose it…. Because these Victoria’s Secret pics are the fucking same as always..which makes them boring as shit….but the girls in them are hot enough….to make us want to look at them…even if we know what to fucking expect…and even if they don’t give us boners like they did when we were 15 in catalog form before the internet… It’s familiar….comfortable…predictable…boring…like white people, they all look the same….but shit…this Candice bitch…is pretty spectacular in any setting…. Here are the pics…
Dita Von Teese sucks. She’s just one of those right time/right place situations….a socially awkward nerd who found the internet in a time when the mainstream wasn’t on the internet….developing a fan base that was strong enough for the mainstream who hadn’t been on the internet and were slow to get on the internet to assume it meant she was famous….in what I like to call the “Tila Tequila Syndrome”….only I think Dita Von Teese was before Tila Tequila…but pretty much the same fucking story….dudes like bitches who get naked online and add them as friend on myspace…mainstream media find out about myspace and see dudes like girls by their friend count….recruiting them to be in their Playboy magazine….laying the foundation of a career as a 1940s obsessed Pin-Up/Burlesque icon who lacks any and all originality…who stirred the pot and got so many fat chicks involved in the movement…all sloppy with their nipple tassels on….when all Dita Von Teese shoulda really been was a lesbian pornstar…like her earlier work depicted…. So the internet made her a star…an artist…an icon in vintage stripping movement….but it ruined her lesbian porn career she was into when trying to get famous…..making her an all round fail…but here she is simulating toplessness regardless… TO SEE PICS OF HER ROCKING CRAZY FUCKING CLEAVAGE FOLLOW THIS LINK
In hilarious news….Melissa King, the Miss Teen Delaware girl who did a porno to finance her Miss Teen USA International Contest…and who is denying being in the porn…despite the porn company having her on camera reading her release for…and stating her name for the camera…a porn trick to have proof they aren’t shooting under age girls…but instead 18 year old idiots who have a dream and go the easiest route to get to that dream…even when that route takes away their dream….but opens new opportunities now that everyone knows her name….but not opportunities that involve doing porn for that original company….because they said she was a shitty fuck….maybe cuz she had a deer in headlights look of fear on her face the whole time she was getting fucked….but I’d still watch her fuck on camera again…I am supportive like that and believe the first time is always the worst… Oh and the joke in all this…or what people think the joke is…is that she got paid 1500 dollars to do the scene…which is pretty much industry standard, even on the high end of industry standard…and everyone is writing about how shocking that is…when I thought she did it for 500 dollars…cuz that’s all I pay the girls from Craigslist to be in my porno movies… There’s a total confusion when it comes to porn, everyday girls think girls get paid millions and the girls who do it for 1000 bucks a scene think they are famous….when all they are are girls fucking on camera like so many girls who fuck on camera… This Melissa King just has an edge cuz she had the foresight to get involved in a pageant, to create scandal and really make her porn choices count….and I commend her for that…. I broke this story thanks to my friend/insider in Delaware…I beat all the mainstream media including the local Delaware papers to it….I got no credit for it…but it was my Lewinsky…..So if you want to see her porn scene Follow THis LINK
Jonathan Leder is some photographer I follow on instagram and he shoots all these 60s and 70s inspired erotica with serious babes….from Emily Ratajkowski to others who have gone onto be in Playboy and shit like that…making him almost a talent scout for girls you will masturbate to in the future….or even masturbate to now…cuz he’s pics are usually better than what the mainstream media delivers….even if it’s not the 70s and erotica is a dying art form….despite the fact that people like me love it more than any throat fucking porn….cuz throat fucking porn, although fun to live out at home, turns off the actual babes from getting involved….while erotica is something hot girls can be into if put in the right setting…with the right photographer who makes it happen… I don’t know about you…but starting the day…even at 11:30 EST….with a little erotica while hungover….to some 60s Parisian Lounge music, even if it’s a little obvious, is amazing. The model’s name is Amy Hood and I like her.
DJ Ajax has died. The celebrated Australian DJ and electronic producer Adrian Thomas, better known by his nickname in club circles, was killed in a road accident. He was 41. Thomas also a founding member of the Bang Gang DJs crew and was co-founder and director of the label Sweat It Out, which had a monster hit in 2010. He is widely considered as a pioneer of sorts, a key figure who helped bring electronic dance music to the mainstream in Australia during the 2000s. In a statement issued today by Sweat it Out, Thomas was described as having been “instrumental in shaping the landscape of Australian dance music.” “He was a hugely talented individual and was highly respected by the local and international dance music community as a pioneer and innovator.” “Adrian touched so many people and it is impossible to sum up his legacy in words.” In 2006 and 2006, Thomas took the top spot at Australian dance portal inthemix’s DJ poll. He ranked Top 5 in that poll every year from 2005-2009. Ajax was killed in the early hours of Friday morning after he was hit by a truck in Melbourne. The accident happened just hours after Thomas’ birthday. Police have ruled out foul play.
Her name is Melissa King….She is Miss Teen Delaware 2013….I didn’t bother reading her bio ….but I did watch this video of her talking about being in foster care and how hard it is to make money for gymnastics….. Which I guess is why she did this porn…..you know broken home, need for money, craving fame, hoping a scandal that propels her to the mainstream like she was Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian….because girls these days don’t view porn the same as they once did…..they figure it’s an easy way to get noticed and make moves and one day star on a reality show…. Porn may not have the same stigma and more and more young hot girls may all wanna be porn famous…cuz they wanna compete with the girls the guys they like jerk off to….but I still love watching them perform…so I say thank god for that….and thank god for Miss Teen Delaware not doing their background checks…cuz she was doing porn in June, 3 months after turning 18, and 5 months before being crowned….hilarious…..making me think she’s more a porn chick using beauty pageants to get publicity….and not the other way around….. TO SEE HER PORN CLIP FOLLOW THIS LINK
