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Andreja Pejic is the Trans Model of the Day

So Andreja Pejic was a male model named Andrej Pejic….who I guess got booked for being androgynous….before realizing that this trans thing is pretty popular and fashion and the mainstream fucking love it, so that he could jump on the trans thing…and become Andreja Pejic like he was Bruce Jenner, but more subtle in his rebranding…and I guess it’s not all that shocking, male modeling is a pretty gay activity, the fashion industry is a pretty gay industry, the models getting booked, are likely doing the casting couch hustle Disney is doing with their teens, same thing but different fetish.. So taking this route is fine, especially since Andreja Pejic is committed to the cause and had the “reassignment” surgery….so that she can really get straight men, which I guess means got the chop…so that it’s not gay for you to jerk off to these pics of her in DAZED magazines, she’s got a vagina, that was once a penis, just last year….but really all penises started out as vaginas, and all vaginas are therefore penises…even if it happened in the womb… She looks good to me, I guess I don’t need a uterus to appreciate beauty…I mean I’ve fucked so many hysterectomy from HPV bitches in my day who were more many than this once man…. Don’t get me wrong, I find trans weird, I don’t get it and think it’s a fucking with natured, possibly a mental disorder thing, but with science…you can reassign your gender so whatever, a lot of these dudes are just better at being girls than girls cuz they want it bad… Not to mention, trans is the most popular porn category….straight dudes love trans…and they rationalize it as 4 tits one dick…but it’s still a fucking trans…and that’s more gay than jerking off to this once man…becaus it’s no dick…just scars from where the dick was….or some shit…. Well…this has been an interesting journey… The post Andreja Pejic is the Trans Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Smith Big Tits Dirty Feet of the Day

Ashley Smith is a Texan who went up to NYC to become a model, where she did a few nude shoots before locking in a contract with TRUMP, your future president’s agency that I guess is more his recruiting for sex, while making money off it because he’s a capitalist program that feeds his narcissism… She did a bunch of hipster shit, and probably a bunch of hipster dude, and her gap tooth had a moment of glory where it was trendy, all while rocking a huge set of tits… Well, she still exists, now on more of the mainstream kick, as you can tell by this polaroid of her naked enough with dirty feet…it’s “Art” not “smut”…edgy and interesting enough for Sports Illustrated to cast her…so whatever… There was a time I used to interract with her on instagram, but then she went “viral”…and ignores me, so we can hate her, but we can’t hate her tits…and by we I mean me, I just like seeming more substantial than the bottom feeding troll I am …. The post Ashley Smith Big Tits Dirty Feet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Camille Rowe in Shitty Catalog Pics of the Day

Camille Rowe is a nude model who has gone off course and sold herself out to the mainstream all in exchange for stupid money, like Victoria’s Secret Money, which is way better than making 150 dollars to do a shoot with a friend topless, but not for the audience…the audience…wants this French chick naked, and not in cheesy catalog pics that look like they were run through some bootleg instagram filter…because that’s where the market is…and all I know is that if I was a girl, this is the last thing I would be interested in buying…unless the French model, who was a nude model is for sale, and between you and me…she is…she has a day rate…which is hot models prostitute themselves….for people who can afford them…. The post Camille Rowe in Shitty Catalog Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day

There are just too many models and photographers out there…producing professional quality photoshoots…that it is impossible to know whether they are good, or whether they are celebrated, or whether they are just hipster nobodies with a camera, but I guess all there really is to know is that if the tits are exposed in a photo series show by anyone, they are art to me… It’s like all I need is tits to ignore how cheesy it is for people to get together and do these free shoots for the sake of doing free shoots…because of a dream they probably have of one day being famous…. But then again, I guess people who love taking pictures and models who love taking their tits out in pictures need to start somewhere, when they’re not being given a chance because the mainstream is slow to the gate… My only issue is that no one is pushing boundaries and it all seems like it is just one big parody or bootleg copy…and that’s what I guess is boring… The post Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day

There are just too many models and photographers out there…producing professional quality photoshoots…that it is impossible to know whether they are good, or whether they are celebrated, or whether they are just hipster nobodies with a camera, but I guess all there really is to know is that if the tits are exposed in a photo series show by anyone, they are art to me… It’s like all I need is tits to ignore how cheesy it is for people to get together and do these free shoots for the sake of doing free shoots…because of a dream they probably have of one day being famous…. But then again, I guess people who love taking pictures and models who love taking their tits out in pictures need to start somewhere, when they’re not being given a chance because the mainstream is slow to the gate… My only issue is that no one is pushing boundaries and it all seems like it is just one big parody or bootleg copy…and that’s what I guess is boring… The post Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus is Fun of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun…at least in her social media where she’s basically showing her spread asshole or tits on the regular…because that’s just the generation we live in.. We used to have to watch cheesy Playboy porn for this softcore erotica….and now all the mainstream talent is doing it…in what they think is free the nipple feminism..and that is free the nipple feminism…because why the fuck shouldn;’t someone post their asshole on their own personal instagram when instagram is worth billions of dollars thanks to people’s content productions…it’s like you want to control what I say, what I do, what I post…because you’re a higher than thou moral compass and authority on good and evil…when all you’re trying to do is use me and my content to make your stock value go up…fuck you..while I try to fuck Miley thanks to loving her little body…even if she’s a rich hick with zero authenticity…who cares.. Here she is singing from the Vagina Angle… A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 12, 2015 at 7:12pm PDT The post Miley Cyrus is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anja Rubik Kills Boners with her Husband in this Shoot of the Day

So Anja Rubik did this FASHION PORN SHOOT for fashion, that was porn…showing nipple, simulating sex, doing everything I love about fashion porn, you know…bridging that gap from XXX to Mainstream with her gap…. Now she’s following up with some romantic, vacation style shoot, that could be for a shitty resoirt’s catalogue or brochure…with her actual husband…the likely rich as fuck guy who sucks her pussy….and the whole thing is a real fucking bummer…without any bum…and I figure disappointing you with real life reminders that you are a lonely loser….brings me joy.. The post Anja Rubik Kills Boners with her Husband in this Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anja Rubik Kills Boners with her Husband in this Shoot of the Day

So Anja Rubik did this FASHION PORN SHOOT for fashion, that was porn…showing nipple, simulating sex, doing everything I love about fashion porn, you know…bridging that gap from XXX to Mainstream with her gap…. Now she’s following up with some romantic, vacation style shoot, that could be for a shitty resoirt’s catalogue or brochure…with her actual husband…the likely rich as fuck guy who sucks her pussy….and the whole thing is a real fucking bummer…without any bum…and I figure disappointing you with real life reminders that you are a lonely loser….brings me joy.. The post Anja Rubik Kills Boners with her Husband in this Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Shield’s Horrible Surf Porn of the Day

When I think of surf babes, I don’t think of Brooke Shields, in fact, when I think of anything I don’t think of Brooke Shields, and really the only semi-interesting thing about Brooke Shields is that she was naked in a Hollywood movie when she was 14, sexualized at a young age, before they expected her to fill out, broaden, and pretty much become a man…not because I like girls who are sexualized at a young age, I find young girls annoying…but because I like the idea of the mainstream producer perversions…like the people at Disney being exposed, even celebrated by the same people who will call me a pornographer for posting pics of her hard nipples… All this to say, surfing has the allure, people in the cold dream about being surfers, looking at surf girl asses from being athletic and in half squat all fucking day…and never…do they think of some beast….sea monster…hard nippled or not crawling out of the fucking ocean… But at the same time….hard nipples in a surf shirt…are awesome…and outweigh Brooke Shield’s muscle mass in relevance… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Shield’s Horrible Surf Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day

To say that this was the first year that Sports Illustrated used a plus sized model, when looking at these pictures of what I assume is a pregnant Kate Upton, is just a marketing hook, because no one wants to address the elephant in the bikini and say she’s fat…even though at 17 or 18 when her rich family hired her a PR team to push her to the mainstream, anyone who knows anything about basic biology, or anyone who dated or even worst married the girl from high school with the big saggers…that it is just a matter of time, whether first baby or 20th birthday when the rest of her catches up to her… I mean this is fucking big…and she’s got all the money to afford a trainer, and a cook…she could have really carried herself into a longer lasting career, but now it just looks like she can barely carry herself, as her legs are about to give out on her… This terrifies me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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