I think the day I realized that Hollywood was a lie….was the day I saw Julia Roberts cast as Pretty Woman….since then I question everything they tell me via marketing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
There is very little less pleasurable than watching a mom in her 40s….with a mom body and a sloppy mom ass….playing with her kids….while wearing a fucking bikini….I mean I always love bikinis, even on fat chicks, or ravaged mom pussies….but it doesn’t mean I enjoy what I am seeing….cuz I am a procreation hater….I find pregnancy obnoxious and self absorbed….and I think it is abusive to women…even though hormonally women feel the need to make it happen to stay relevant as a woman cuz that’s their purpose or some shit….and as a man who appreciates a tight mom body, that with modern science can be hot into it’s 50s, as long as it doesn’t have kids, I have to start an organization to educate….we’ll call it “down with mom pussies….adopt….you self righteous wanting a clone of yourself cunt”…..do what gays do and get an Asian baby, they are far less disappointing when they grow up as little geniuses….and your ass will thank you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I never really loved hard bodied, fit girls….until I got fucked by one….see I’m a fat fuck and I have the athletic ability of a pile of sewage laying in your bed after a night of hard partying….so I need to find eager girls who like or are getting paid to make me cum to just bounce on me like little sex machines…. I can’t even consider fucking fat chicks, or even chubby chicks cuz they just don’t exist to me….I don’t even see them when they walk by me so asking for a blowjob can’t happen….And the skinny, anorexic, drug addicted girls I used to run after because fat repulsed me…are just too weak to make me cum….even average bodied girls don’t have the stamina for this desensitized soul….It takes athleticism to make me cum, I should be an olympic sport…. Sure their biceps, abs and backs make me think “am I fucking a teenage boy” If they stop bouncing on my dick long enough for me to notice….. and their muscular skin is hard enough to chip a tooth on…..but ripped girls are just better…and age better….especially after birthing children and Jamie Pressly is proof….even if her fake titties are hanging weird off her real strong pecs…
There are a few girls in Hollywood who I don’t hate….Mila Kunis is one of them… She doesn’t do anything annoying…she’s not an attention seeking cunt…but most importantly she’s pretty fucking hot…and that may be why I like her cuz when a bitch is hot…it kinda cancels out how annoying, unstable, or stupid she is…it kinda carries them and blinds guys like me from their horrible core…. Sure she was banging a Culkin for a decade and may have even been married to him…leading me to think she probably got herpes or AIDS from him…and even that doesn’t matter…cuz when there’s an end to a long term relationship comes a flood of slutting out that I always like to try to throw my penis in front of…. She’s in Harper’s Bazaar and she’s looking pretty ok to me….tainted by Culkin AIDS or not cuz I’m not fucking her….and even if I was I doubt I’d be too phased by it…
Sara Jean Underwood was a tight bodied Playmate of the year who didn’t need fake tits…but who got fake tits…to give her natural tits some shape and attitude pretty much making them perfect tits…even though anyone with 5k and insecurity and a willingness to get cut open for the sake of vanity can have …. so it’s not all that impressive…but what is is that she didn’t go trashy and get DD cup beach balls that were the reason I always hated fake tits…. See, before Decemeber…I had only experienced massive implants and hated them….but Santa came early for me this past year and showed me what a B-Cup implant was all about…perfection….leading me to realize that implants save shity tits….they can be magical…if if they are full of shit…. The other thing good about Sara Jean besides her smart implant choices, hard body, ability to pretend to be Ryan Seacrests GF before becoming the new Olivia Munn manipulating the nerds everywhere…while providing them with masturbation FODDER from her past stint with Playboy that got her famous in the first place…cuz if you’re 19 with a dream…that’s an easy way to make it happen if you’re willing to get naked sluts…….. is her pussy ….The thing is fucking spectacular…possibly hardly used…and that just makes her irritating behavior so acceptable… TO SEE A GALLERY OF HER HOT NAKED PUSSY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Sara Jean Underwood was a tight bodied Playmate of the year who didn’t need fake tits…but who got fake tits…to give her natural tits some shape and attitude pretty much making them perfect tits…even though anyone with 5k and insecurity and a willingness to get cut open for the sake of vanity can have …. so it’s not all that impressive…but what is is that she didn’t go trashy and get DD cup beach balls that were the reason I always hated fake tits…. See, before Decemeber…I had only experienced massive implants and hated them….but Santa came early for me this past year and showed me what a B-Cup implant was all about…perfection….leading me to realize that implants save shity tits….they can be magical…if if they are full of shit…. The other thing good about Sara Jean besides her smart implant choices, hard body, ability to pretend to be Ryan Seacrests GF before becoming the new Olivia Munn manipulating the nerds everywhere…while providing them with masturbation FODDER from her past stint with Playboy that got her famous in the first place…cuz if you’re 19 with a dream…that’s an easy way to make it happen if you’re willing to get naked sluts…….. is her pussy ….The thing is fucking spectacular…possibly hardly used…and that just makes her irritating behavior so acceptable… TO SEE A GALLERY OF HER HOT NAKED PUSSY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
My name is Deema, I’m 14, Saudi and I’m a proud Belieber since 2009. I haven’t met Justin or seen him but getting a tweet from him meant more than the world to me. To just have him notice me, even over Twitter, was beyond amazing. I’m sharing this to let all of you know that if you Never Say Never then your dreams WILL come true. On 30/1/2012 it was the best day of my life. It was finally the day that Justin noticed me. In the morning when I woke up and went on Twitter, I just suddenly got this gut feeling that I was going to get noticed that day. I’ve had that feeling before but this time it was different. I felt like it was actually going to happen so I was thinking positive the entire day and thinking in my head ‘Never Say Never’ and ‘Believe’. That day, Arab Beliebers were planning to trend ‘Arab World Is Waiting For Justin’ and it worked, we got it trending! It was up for a while. I was on Justin’s Twitter page, so if he tweeted I would know quickly and when I saw the ‘(1)’ on the tab, I went on his page. I’m not gonna lie, I usually spam him with tweets, so he could notice me because that was the only thing I wanted, but this time I only tweeted him ONCE . I tweeted him ‘you saw our TT?’ and I waited for maybe 30 seconds then I saw that he had a new tweet. I clicked on it then I just couldn’t believe my eyes. My name ‘BiebrauhlSchwag’ was actually there! Justin Bieber actually tweeted me! That second my heart started beating so fast, I thought it was a dream but it wasn’t. He tweeted me ‘yes and we are gonna make it happen on the #BELIEVE tour’ so not only did Justin tweet me, but he also said that he’s coming to the Arab World for BELIEVE! I was more than happy i can’t even put into words what I felt but I’ll just put it this way ‘every feeling I ever felt before < THAT FEELING’ I couldn’t have asked for something better. Us Arab Beliebers didn’t experience the My World Tour but we are all ecstatic that at least some of us are going to experience the Believe Tour! I was getting SO much love from Arab Beliebers that day it made me cry even more than I was. I had the biggest smile on my face when Justin tweeted but the fact that loads of Arab Beliebers were sending me so much love made it so much better. They told me that I made their day and I put the biggest smiles on their faces, nothing can beat that. Although I didn’t get a follow, I still couldn’t ask for anything more and if I Never Say Never and Believe again, I might get that follow someday too. -@BiebrauhlSchwag Read the original here: My name is Deema, I’m 14, Saudi and I’m a…
If you hadn’t already noticed, Jennifer Hudson has been living it up on all kinds of magazine covers lately. But our personal favorite has to be the Dec./Jan. issue of EBONY, and it’s not just because our friends at EBONY were so kind as to send us some exclusive outtakes from their cover shoot. The photos are really quite lovely. You can have a gander at them on the flipside.
So you wanna see Jonesy rock a ‘kini on camera??? BOSSIP is teaming up with Virgin Mobile and DoWhateverItTakes.com to raise money for youth homelessness. So we’re asking you to pledge to the cause. Help us raise $5K in 30 days to donate to the homeless youth and Jonesy will do something strange for that piece of change. Head over to our Do Whatever It Takes page to donate and we promise Jonesy will shake her cakes in a ‘kini ON CAMERA. We hope you’re ready to give back, cuz our BOSSIP Baby’s definitely got backs! Visit our pledge page HERE to make it happen!
In the recent battle of the bulge between Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera , I’ve got to say that I think Christina wins this one hands down. Her new extra large physique is just disgusting enough to propel her to victory. Jessica on the other hand is looking pretty damn good in these shots I’ve got of her out the other night. Although, she’s covering up all the soft spots, but I think that’s better than stuffing herself into an inappropriately tight stripper outfit. I’d have to see them side by side in a couple of bikinis to really judge this one correctly. Make it happen girls.