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Jaime Pressly Ripped Bikini Body for Twitter of the Day

I never really loved hard bodied, fit girls….until I got fucked by one….see I’m a fat fuck and I have the athletic ability of a pile of sewage laying in your bed after a night of hard partying….so I need to find eager girls who like or are getting paid to make me cum to just bounce on me like little sex machines…. I can’t even consider fucking fat chicks, or even chubby chicks cuz they just don’t exist to me….I don’t even see them when they walk by me so asking for a blowjob can’t happen….And the skinny, anorexic, drug addicted girls I used to run after because fat repulsed me…are just too weak to make me cum….even average bodied girls don’t have the stamina for this desensitized soul….It takes athleticism to make me cum, I should be an olympic sport…. Sure their biceps, abs and backs make me think “am I fucking a teenage boy” If they stop bouncing on my dick long enough for me to notice….. and their muscular skin is hard enough to chip a tooth on…..but ripped girls are just better…and age better….especially after birthing children and Jamie Pressly is proof….even if her fake titties are hanging weird off her real strong pecs…

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Being Flynn Trailer: Robert De Niro Cordially Invites You to Suck City

Poet/playwright Nick Flynn’s memoir Another Bullshit Night in Suck City is right for a movie adaptation: Its two main characters, Flynn and his father, are deep, articulate characters with a lot of angst to go around. In the first trailer for Focus’s adaptation Being Flynn , the younger Flynn (Paul Dano) analyzes the value of reuniting with his estranged father (Robert De Niro). Clip after the jump.

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WATCH: 47 Ronin Director Carl Erik Rinsch’s Interactive Google Maps-Inspired Car Commercial

Commercial director and Ridley Scott protege Carl Erik Rinsch will become better known when his feature debut, the ambitious Keanu Reeves samurai epic 47 Ronin , hits theaters in 2012. But in the meantime, another another of his eye-catching shorts has hit the web that showcases what could be the introduction of a memorable new talent to the film world. In Escape the Map , commissioned by Mercedes-Benz, Rinsch offers an interactive behind-the-wheel adventure set entirely in a pixelated, digital world of intrigue and femme fatales caught in the matrix of Google Streetview. Watch it and weigh in; is Rinsch the visionary filmmaker of the future?

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Live-Stream the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 1 Red Carpet at Movieline

Didn’t have the stamina to camp out in downtown Los Angeles this week for tonight’s Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 1 premiere? Fear not! Tonight, Movieline has your live stream of the red carpet event featuring stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner. Quickly, grab your finest bottle of non-alcoholic sparkling cider and meet Movieline after the jump!

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Live-Stream the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 1 Red Carpet at Movieline

Kate Gosselin’s Hair Extensions Good for America!

Thank you, Kate Gosselin. Thank you for enduring 20 hours’ worth of salon treatment. Thank you for having the stamina, fortitude and dexterity to thumb through 20…

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Tila Tequila Teases And Pleases Again

If you are in the mood to watch an hour and half of Tila Tequila singing, talking and who knows what else (I’m too lazy to watch it all), then this video is for you! Don’t get me wrong, I would if I had the stamina, but seeing a hot little Asian in provocative outfits and not have to pay for it, is just too much for me to handle in one sitting. Tila Tequila Teases And Pleases Video Related Articles: Tila Tequila Almost Slips A Nipple Tila Tequila Striptease Tila Tequila’s Girlfriend Is A Lesbian Fantasy Killer Tila Tequila Has Awful Taste

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