Nina Dobrev is some chunky Canadian starlet from some show called Vampire Diaries, who I don’t think has any real business being on TV, but I guess has some decent connections that has brought her to the top…. Maybe I am just bitter because I am Canadian and never got asked to babysit her or pour maple syrup all over her, or take her beaver to the moose conference during Igloo festival, or whatever it is Canadians do… Maybe I don’t think she’s all that hot… Maybe I’ll still stare at her ass when wet in Spain in a bikini bottom. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know what these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio eating her lollipop in Brazil are for. I don’t care that she’s a half naked mom working the street corner all made up like the kind of mom’s I like to hang out with at 4 am while drunk and near a back alley…I just want to see the video. I know the whole mom thing would me you think she has horrible Lollipop eating skills, and is more of “just put it inside me, I sucked your dick for 3 minutes” kind of girl…you know up on some “I don’t want to put effort into this, I’m Alessandra Ambrosio, you’re lucky I’m letting you touch me”…kind of blow jobber that’s not a blow jobber at all…but ends up a breeder – cuz sometimes…you get pregnant and when you’re catholic…sometimes…you don’t get the abortion you probably should…because Religion makes decisions for us…especially when conflicted titty models are the ones knocked up…it’s like you can shit on Jesus as a career getting naked for men to jerk off to you – even married men…but you can’t abort his babies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties… I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time… I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do… But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video” And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face… The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…
Lindsey Baum was wearing a hooded sweatshirt that was either gray or blue, jeans and black sneakers, was walking from her friend’s house on Maple Street to her own home on Mommsen Road, a four-block distance,…
Get ready, summer sales are going on, all the stores are clearing out their warm weather wears and making valuable shelf-space for the 2009 Autumn/Winter collections. As far as trends go, as with everything,…
