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Maria Menounos & McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed

If you’ve been on Twitter or Facebook or pretty much anywhere else on the internet over the last few weeks, you’ve probably seen the ‘McKayla Is Not Impressed’ meme that’s been floating around. If you don’t know what a meme is, step away from the computer and call your nurse. This isn’t the television, Murder She Wrote isn’t just going to eventually come on. Anyhow, here’s the Olympic gymnast reenacting her famous sour puss with my favorite Greek hottie Maria Menounos on the set of Extra . Sorry girl, Maria does it better.

Maria Menounos’ Sweet Pink Booty

What could be better than a few shots of cutie Maria Menounos flashing her sweet booty in a hot pink dress? Alright, so a few shots of her flashing her booty in a hot pink bikini might be better, but you get what I’m talking about. Anyhow, here she is at some event over the weekend looking as cute as ever. I love that she’s a slim, sexy woman, who’s got a nice amount of booty meat on her. I want a bite.

Maria Menounos’ Booty Gets Manhandled

I don’t know about you douchebags, but I love a booty stuffed into a tight dress. It just looks so tasty to me. Here’s Greek hottie Maria Menounos getting manhandled by 50 cent on the set of her silly show the other day, giving us a great look at her quality assets. Why are they on a box? How tall are these two? It took me a while to find these shots, I had to actually search for them. Here’s some advice if you’re at work, do not Google black dude and Greek chick, I’m warning you, your boss will not be impressed.

Maria Menounos’ Booty Gets Manhandled

I don’t know about you douchebags, but I love a booty stuffed into a tight dress. It just looks so tasty to me. Here’s Greek hottie Maria Menounos getting manhandled by 50 cent on the set of her silly show the other day, giving us a great look at her quality assets. Why are they on a box? How tall are these two? It took me a while to find these shots, I had to actually search for them. Here’s some advice if you’re at work, do not Google black dude and Greek chick, I’m warning you, your boss will not be impressed.

Maria Menounos’ Tight Bikini Body

I don’t know what it is, but I’ve got a whole lot of bikini pictures for you today, like a buffet of bikini hotties. We’re going to start with a little Greek goodness with Maria Menounos frolicking in the surf giving us a good look at that sweet little body of hers. The woman is fit, thank you Dancing With The Stars , but she’s still got a pretty decent sized booty on her. I like it. There’s nothing worse than a woman who gets all skinny and tight and loses her booty. Her perky little breasts aren’t bad either. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos’ Hot Perky Cleavage

I love that Maria Menounos has kind of become a celebrity in her own right, it’s great, I get pictures of her almost every day at various events or parties. Not to mention all the semi nude Twitter pictures she sends me. Here she is at some party last night for something called FaceMate . I don’t know what that is, but I’d like to mate her face…. Too much?

Maria Menounos Shitty Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

I don’t think the highlight of Maria Menounos’ twitter is the bikini pics she posts, if anything, they fucking suck….It is not even the hope that she will slip her pussy like she did that one time….it isn’t even that she is greek and loves anal, making you process every single message she says as one coming from a bitch who uses her asshole for dicks more than her pussy she sometimes flashes….the highlight of her twitter is that her first line item is that she says she’s a “NY Times Best Selling author”….along with Snooki…..something to be proud of, but I like when bitches focus on real accomplishments, like that she’s on TV every night, sure it is the worst show ever, but at least people notice her more than they read her useless books. Here’s a bikini pic of her she posted yesterday….

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Maria Menounos Shitty Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Maria Menounos’ Perfect Sunny Little Breasts

There’s something about these pictures of Greek hottie Maria Menounos walking around in the sunshine that I like. Is it her sandals? Her earrings? Her winning smile? Or is it the fact that the sun is hitting her perky little breasts just right? Of course it’s the boobs. Every now and then, if the sun is in the right spot, we get these perfect little breasts shadows on women and I love it. I want to set up a nice little picnic in the shade under there. Heaven.

This Is Not Kim Kardashian’s Nude Body

According to recent internet chatter, this is supposed to be a picture of Kim Kardashian naked that Kanye West tweeted then quickly removed. I love the internet, it’s always so reliable. Turns out it’s not Kim at all, it’s actually a picture of some ninety pound pornstar named Amia Miley that she posted on her Twitter page a few months ago. For someone who’s only ninety pounds, she’s sure got a booty on her. She must be like four feet tall. Whoever she is, we have a lot in common, we both like to eat in the nude.

Maryse Ouellet Hoses Down The Bikini Body

I don’t know about you, but I happen to really enjoy French Canadian women, they’re just so exotic. Not exotic like Brazilian women or German strip clubs or anything like that, but exotic in the sense that they like to have their picture taken like pornstars. Here’s Maryse Ouellet hosing herself down in a very little bikini. Enough said. Did I mention she looks like she’s oiled herself up? Silly girl, oil and water don’t mix.