I still don’t know a whole lot about this Maria Fowler bird, I think she’s on some British soap nobody cares about, but I know she’s got some big old boobies on her and normally likes to show them off… So what the hell is going on here?!!!! I’m very disappointed in you lady, you’ve got two things going for you and you cover them up in a silly dress? What were you thinking? I hope that you make it up to me with a picture of yourself half naked in your bathroom mirror sent to me via Twitter . ASAP.
This is the last competition for this round. We had 16 great matchups but now we have to skim the fat. Today, we have Hilary Duff vs. Sara Jean Underwood. Some might think this is a mismatch but does Duff have the stuff to beat Sara? Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 16 Contestants Hilary Duff Sara Jean Underwood Round 15 Winner Kate Beckinsale defeats Ali Landry Round 14 Winner Ashley Tisdale defeats Gwen Stefani Round 13 Winner Carmen Electra defeats Geri Halliwell Round 12 Winner Elisha Cuthbert defeats Maria Menounos Round 11 Winner Jennifer Aniston defeats Cameron Diaz Round 10 Winner Fergie defeats Holly Madison Round 9 Winner Stacy Keibler defeats Anna Kournikova Round 8 Winner Kelly Brook defeats Kim Kardashian Round 7 Winner Sophie Monk defeats Kristin Cavallari Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge
Here’s another battle of the MILFs: Doritos mouth-catching, former Miss USA Ali Landry vs. British babe Kate Beckinsale. This will be a very close match. I think Ali may win just because she has a very talented mouth but it could go either way. Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 14 Contestants Ali Landry Kate Beckinsale Round 13 Winner Ashley Tisdale defeats Gwen Stefani Round 12 Winner Carmen Electra defeats Geri Halliwell Round 11 Winner Elisha Cuthbert defeats Maria Menounos Round 10 Winner Jennifer Aniston defeats Cameron Diaz Round 9 Winner Fergie defeats Holly Madison Round 8 Winner Stacy Keibler defeats Anna Kournikova Round 7 Winner Kelly Brook defeats Kim Kardashian Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge
It’s good thing that Maria Fowler is a proper lady and that she is wearing her knickers. Usually most wannabe celebrity upskirts you get the full view but Maria wasn’t giving up her flower so easy. That’s too bad, she could have joined the ranks of big stars such as Britney, Lindsay, Paris and Pam but she rather be nobody. I say let’s give her some time…
Yesterday, we saw Cameron Diaz get annihilated by Jennifer Aniston. I wasn’t expecting that. Today’s match up is a odd one. Sure Elisha Cuthbert hasn’t been mentioned on many blogs for some time, but I actually dug her new show Happy Endings and when I was younger I often pleasured myself to her movie the Girl Next Door (too much info?). And in the other corner, we’ve got Greek goddess Maria Menounos. Sure she’s not the biggest of names but I would love to spread Tzaziki all over her body and eat it all up. Anyway, make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 11 Contestants Elisha Cuthbert Maria Menounos Round 10 Winner Jennifer Aniston defeats Cameron Diaz Round 9 Winner Fergie defeats Holly Madison Round 8 Winner Stacy Keibler defeats Anna Kournikova Round 7 Winner Kelly Brook defeats Kim Kardashian Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge
Hey Virgin Losers who are really into collecting cuz it is the only thing that calms your apergers…from comic books, to fantasy, to superheros, action figure, sci/fi and aliens…you’re a recipe for never getting laid cuz you’re too socially awkward and annoying… But here’s some pussy you can pretend is going to marry you after you make millions programming the next facebook, at the premiere of Captain America, some comic book shit, for you to masturbate to, cuz you can lie to yourself and pretend that they are actually into superhero virgin loser shit, I mean why else would they show up to the event if they didn’t, ya know, it can’t have anything to do with getting paid or taking advantage of getting in the media in photos….idiots… Either way here’s the pussy from the premiere I wasn’t invited to…. Maria Menounos Looks better on the beach having a pussy slip than in this crazy outfit, but at least it’s tight… Amanda Righetti – I have no idea who this bitch is but I can assume she’s at the event for the press…..and I don’t really care what her motivation is…I’m more interested in whether the carpet matches the drapes….cuz as scared as I am from the devil spawn redheads of the world…I totally want to fuck one…cuz I haven’t yet… Jamie Chung is Asian….and Asians are like robots and respect men like you who like computers….so maybe you should focus on China for your potential future wives…. Zoe Saldana’s long chain smoking legs that weren’t wrapped around my neck and/or shoulders when she was in Montreal filming last month cuz she’s got no respect or consideration for me…or really any loser…cuz she may be your sexual avatar fantasy, all sci/fi and shit…but she only does that for the money… Hayley Atwell Got Tit I still have no idea who Elsa Pataky is….but I know she’s been getting hype…and these pics make me wonder why…. Vanessa Pudgens….in the highest heels possible and loosest dress ever…in efforts to hide the pudge….that I think is pregnancy or emotional eating both related to her being a kiddie porn producer….back when she took nude pics when she was 17….
Kate Upton ignores me on twitter all the time, even when I ask her to prove that she’s the most masturbation worthy girl in the media these days, because I guess she doesnt like that I know the truth…which is any 18 or 19 year old that has tits like that, is going to end up a shitty sloppy mess by the time she is 25 and the rest of her body catches up to her….it always happens…and even in the top video of her on the runaway, even though her career should be strictly shit that can be photoshopped….. This video of her in motion, looking sloppy if not chubby in high waisted marriage apparel is far too close to home for me to really embrace…or appreciate…see cuz I have a hot wife turned fat…. But here’s a better look…but it is almost hard to appreciate the moment when I already know she’s gonna get fat soon… And here’s another good one….making it easier to appreciate the way she looks today and not bother caring about her impending obesity…
I like greek girls for the Anal sex. It is like their people are born with natural lubricants in their assholes based on generations of fucking each other up the ass. I mean we didn’t even need to incorporate the goat or the olive oil the night I was with a greek girl….but I was forced to apply the yogurt to my cock when the yeast infection I assume I got from going ass to pussy for pretty much 8 hours….that turned my dick into a flakey, itchy and burning mess…… I like Maria Menounos for the Trimmed Pussy Slip on the Beach a few months ago…mainly cuz when you have anal as much as she does thanks to her heritage…that pussy is practically virgin….it’s the catholic way…. But whoring out on twitter seems like a gateway self shot picture posting that will lead to goodness. So let’s all encourage her to keep it up….
I like greek girls for the Anal sex. It is like their people are born with natural lubricants in their assholes based on generations of fucking each other up the ass. I mean we didn’t even need to incorporate the goat or the olive oil the night I was with a greek girl….but I was forced to apply the yogurt to my cock when the yeast infection I assume I got from going ass to pussy for pretty much 8 hours….that turned my dick into a flakey, itchy and burning mess…… I like Maria Menounos for the Trimmed Pussy Slip on the Beach a few months ago…mainly cuz when you have anal as much as she does thanks to her heritage…that pussy is practically virgin….it’s the catholic way…. But whoring out on twitter seems like a gateway self shot picture posting that will lead to goodness. So let’s all encourage her to keep it up….
Now that Victoria Justice is over eighteen I thought it would be a good idea to post a few shots of her showing off her sexy booty in a tight pair of leather pants. Isn’t that what most eighteen year olds do these days? That and take pictures of themselves half naked in their parents bathrooms then text them to their boyfriend of a couple of weeks who then posts them on the internet for all of us to enjoy. We’re waiting. more pictures of Victoria Justice here
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