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Homeless Dude Blames Jennifer Aniston for his Homlessness of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have something in common with this homeless dude other than our finances….we both blame Jennifer Aniston for all that is wrong in the world….even if she’s not directly involved in all that is wrong in the world…because she’s clearly the fucking devil…otherwise someone would have knocked her up by now…but instead they run when they realize there’s more to her than a tight body and a set of fucking tits….used to hypnotize us and divert us from the fact that she’s just out for herself, self involved, high maintenance cunt…at least that’s what I’m assuming.. I have no idea what bitch did to this dude, but I hope it ends in stalking, maybe even some revenge that leads to her naked pictures/videos or even her abduction cuz not enough celebs get abducted…. Here are some pictures of Jennifer Aniston Ruining the world with her tight old body and titties I want to suck at some Elle Women in Hollywood bullshit….

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Awkward Cleavage of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to start a new feature here, but I’ve got a feeling it’s just gonna be a one time deal, but I guess only time will tell, even though my procrastination and inconsistency, and ability to never follow through seem to be pretty good indicators that it’s never coming back, so take it in, love it and live it, called AWKWARD CLEAVAGE …. I have no idea who this woman is….and I actually mean that…because I feel saying “I have no idea who this is” is an overused blog expression that people need to stop using so liberally cuz it takes away from it when it’s reality… She’s at an Eva Longoria event, and either she’s got a bra doing some weirdness to her tits, or she’s just got weird tits, whether they are real or not, they are fascinating to look at in confustion… And that concludes the new, possibly last AWKWARD CLEAVAGE feature…

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Maria Menounos in Shorts From the Side of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Maria Menounos not flashing her Unscathed because greeks like anal, bikini “accidentally” slipped to the side vagina …. but there’s still something amazing about her…but then again maybe I’m just saying that cuz I just stared at the VAGINA PICTURE and I’m only using this post as an excuse to get all of you to relive that glorious day in her career….and if vagina isn’t your thing you can just stare at her in shorts from the side….here are the pics…

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Maria Menounos In Her Sexy Short Shorts

Posted on September 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m a weak man, a couple of pictures of Maria Menounos hanging out in some short shorts and I’m all over it. I don’t know where she is or what she’s doing, but the woman is absolutely perfect. She’s not even wearing a bikini and I’m in love with her. She’s hot, she’s greek-ish, and she’s all mine. Alright, so that last part was a complete lie. Like saying you like the show Whitney . Come on. Anyhow, Maria and I should spend some quality time getting to know each other over erotic massages. Me first.

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Melissa Satta’s Incredible Bikini Pictures

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We here at HollywoodTuna pride ourselves on bringing you some of Hollywood’s hottest celebrities as well as the occasional unknown hottie such as this gem, Melissa Satta . I could have done a little research and found out who this lovely lady is and what makes her tick, but I’ve been so focused on these shots of her in her sexy little bikinis that I really can’t be bothered. I love shots like this, they look like they were taken at some photography studio in the mall. I don’t know how the creep convinced a hottie like this to let him take her picture, but I’m impressed. I bet he had a camera in the changing room. more pictures of Melissa Satta here

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Maria Menounos Has Got Some Ball Skills

Posted on September 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the second day in a row that I’ve got Greek goddess Maria Menounos gracing the pages of my little site, and I love it. I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’ll take it. Here she is playing a little basketball the other day. Not exactly bikini pictures, but I guess I’ll take it. I mean, I wouldn’t say I’m exactly into women’s basketball, but I guess I don’t mind looking at Maria in a pair of oversized shorts from time to time. Let’s just not make a habit out of this alright? more pictures of Maria Menounos here

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Maria Menounos Is Perfection

Posted on September 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oh Maria Menounos , what have you done to me? I don’t know why, but I’ve had a thing for this Greek goddess ever since I first laid eyes on her. She’s mesmerizing. Here she is at the Charlie Sheen Roast I think, looking as beautiful as ever. She’s almost too perfect, if she had a couple of drinks in her hands and was laying across my bed she’d be perfect, but until we can make that happen this will have to do. We’ll work out the logistics later. Call me.

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Rose McGowan Looking Hot in Leather Shorts of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rose McGowan has some of the best breasts in Hollywood and I’ve been a fan of hers since seeing Doom Generation in the 90s when I used to rent movies based on the nudity warnings.. Sure she’s botoxed the shit out of herself, making her almost look like a clown, but from this angle she’s just as amazing as she’s always been and the fact that these brown leather shorts are unbreatheable….makes this picture experience even better…. Here are the pics…

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Maria Menounos Hot while Not Flashing Her Vagina of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still think Maria Menounos has got it going on….even though she must be pushing 40 now….maybe it’s the greeks love anal sex factor…or maybe it’s because she’s got a hot body…even when just walking the street….and sure I like her better when she’s posting See Through Pics on Twitter …..or drinking in her bikini ….but more importantly flashing her untouched because greek’s like anal

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Even Beyonce’s Pregnancy is Obnoxious and the Rest of the VMA Pics of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder how many times Beyonce has practiced this pose…I’m sure it’s been done over and over and over again in front of the mirror after eating a trough full of popeye’s chicken….embracing her gut like it was her baby….because that’s just the kind of cunt she is…one who thinks her giving birth is going to make the whole world happy she reproduced cuz she blessed us with the golden black Jesus…she loves herself….and the sad thing is that people actually care about this twat and her pregnancy even they don’t know the bitch and that’s weird….they are actually celebrating that Jay-Z slipped…knockin her up in a night I can only assume she raped him…forcing him to be stuck to her for the rest of his life…even though they’ve been married half a fucking decade…and reproducing is kinda what you do when you’re married…especially when you’re in love with yourself and want to drop some clones… I didn’t know it was the VMAs last night, and you know what, if Idid know, I still wouldn’t watch cuz I’m an adult, this shit is just smut, and if I’m gonna watch smut I’d rather watch actual smut I can jerk off to….instead of just get annoyed by…. But here are some of the sluts who were in attendence…because unfortunatley I post this shit all day …. and I haven’t figured out why…. Kim Kardashian’s Huge Ass….. Katie Holmes Alien Robot Pose… Britney Spears Looking Hot…. Nicki Minaj Trying Too Hard….Lookin’ Fucking Stupid… Katy Perry is Ugly….Even With her Tits….I don’t care what anyone says… Miley Cyrus is Elegant Trash… Demi Lovato’s Crazy Fake Tits are Fun… Jersey Shore Trash Since MTV owns them… Maria Menounos….for Old Times…. Kat DeLuna looks like a Trashy Pornstar….fake tan, fake hair, bad make-up…whore..now I gotta google to figure out who she is… Selena Gomez Sex Offender…. Jojo’s gone black….looking prepared to give birth and put the baby in the dumpster…. Victoria Justice is Boring now that I know she’s over 18…. That’s all I gotta say about that….

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