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Holiday Bikini Twit Pics of the Day

It’s the holidays for those of you who aren’t always on Holiday…like me…despite the fact that my holiday is pretty fuckin 2-star…maybe even 1-star…the caliber of holiday that leaves you shitting blood the month you get back….or even dead in a drunk in some third world bullshit….but a holiday none the less… So it is only natural that bitches who like being half naked post pictures of themselves half naked for their twitter followers….but more importanlty…it is only natural for me to post those said cry for attention pics…. Here’s the first batch…I’m sure there are more to come…. Coco brought her fat ass…cuz her twitter is all she’s got to get that male attention she had on the stripper pole…without having to get on the stripper pole… Bar Refaeli Brought her coconut…in one of the most boring ways in her career… Maria Menounos brought her anal loving cuz she’s genetically predisposed to it ass in a bikini

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Maria Menounos Shows Us Her Puppies

I almost forgot to post these pictures of Maria Menounos walking her annoying looking poodle yesterday. What was I thinking? I don’t want her to think that I’m an A-Hole or anything, I’m sure she already does, but that beast has got to go. How am I supposed to be seen walking the streets with this hottie if that thing is constantly going to be hanging around? Not happening. I’m sure we can turn it into a nice purse or something and we can get on with our lives.

Maria Menounos Kicks Some WWE Booty

I haven’t watched wrestling in decades, I’m an adult after all, but when I get video of an eight diva showdown I guess it’s my duty to post it. Chicks fighting each other in sexy little outfits, come on. Not to mention the fact that my favorite Greek goddess Maria Menounos was involved. Amazing. I didn’t think she was this kind of girl, I think I love her even more now. Do you think that after the fight they all shower together and practice some new moves on each other’s naked bodies? I need to lie down.

Maria Menounos Does Wrestling of the Day

Greeks fucking love wrestling….I don’t know what it is but I’m thinking it is the historical homo tendencies….cuz I went to school with greeks and they would go nuts for this shit…They’d wear the t-shirts, they’d have wrestling parties, I was never invited, but I am sure they were olive oil lubed up and naked…..so seeing Menounos is a natural thing…cuz like those greek guys….the greek girls would pretend to be into the shit…so that they’d get a little attention for once in their life from their future husbands…. I guess there’s more to it that the greek connection, like maybe Menounos is into getting attention….and that’s ok because the last 2 times I was in a sports bar they were playing Kelly Kelly wrestling, and despite how stupid as shit it is, I get the appeal….I mean after that shit, watching men wrestle seems 10 times gayer….which you’d think is impossible since it’s already the gayest past time…but you get what I’m saying…. Half naked, tight clothes, headlocks with thighs, humping facing snuffing out a bitch, is almost erotic….when you ignore that it is wrestling trash…Good times.

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Maria Menounos Works The Leather Shorts

It doesn’t take much for me to post pictures of Maria Menounos on the site, we’ve been in love for the longest time now, so put her in some sexy leather shorts and I’m all over it. She’s hot, she’s Greek and she’s got some great legs on her. I want to mary her with my face. That doesn’t really make sense, but I think you all know what I’m driving at. It’s a sexual thing and I’m ready for it. Call me.

Bree Olson’s One of the Dirtiest Pornstars Classes Up of the Day

So Bree Olson was hosting some bullshit event….and she wasn’t dressed like a gutter pig who shops at the sex shop….you know who takes her porn persona to the red carpet of shitty vegas events…where she sluts out while loser dudes take pics of her…. I guess fucking Charlie Sheen, turned her hollywood, cuz seeing her in this skirt, makes me think she’s more of a secretary that a bitch who has dirty fucking sex, head shoved in a toilet while getting fucked up the ass…. I first met Bree Olson her first year in porn, she was up for best anal scene and best new starlet…I think she won both….I wished her luck and she feared we jinxed her…the whole thing was odd….but not as odd as the following year when I met her in her HOTEL ROOM TAKING A SHIT ….a friendship that led me to watching her strip…then being ignored by her…. But I will always have her porn scenes like in Scooby Doo Fetish Videos …..or her more Hardcore Shit …. Cuz no mater how Hollywood she tries to be, she’s still a gutter hooker from middle america, who disrepects herself for you to jerk off to her, to me….

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Maria Menounos Hot Greek in a Red Dress of the Day

I didn’t know the Pussycat Dolls still existed. I just assumed that was some one hit wonder, cheesy stripper gone mainstream shit, that was only erotic because it involved half named women, but that was hardly erotic cuz those half naked women never got naked, which totally goes against everything, you know against the natural process of professional dancers who move to LA….and giving stripper bitches legit work so they don’t have to strip pisses me off….it takes away from nudity that’s supposed to be…. What it comes down to is that Maria Menounos outshines these twats, but I’m far happier when Maria Menounos Flashes Her Pussy Accidentally on the Beach …..but this is a good enough taste for me….cuz I know as a greek…the options of what hole to fuck are endless.

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Maria Menounos Is Bootilicious!!!

I love my Greek Goddess Maria Menounos , so I had to post these pictures of her perfect little booty in a tight pair of jeans hanging out with that douche who used to be married to skinny Jessica Simpson . Not that I really care what she’s doing, I’m not the jealous type, if she wants to spend time with a guy who used to be in a cheesy nineties boy-band that’s her business. I just think it might be nice if she made it up to me by sending a sexy Twitter pictures my way. That’s all.

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Maria Menounos’ Tight Dress of the Day

The highlight of Maria Menounos is when she flashed the world her vagina thanks to a loose bikini and a wave ….. But her tight dress on set of the shitty show she works on, talking about celebrity bullshit, with celebrities, in what is clearly an ad paid for by the celebrities, to fill the heads of middle america with celebrity bullshit they think they need to care about, to distract from real life issues, and real life conversation…..it’s population control…don’t buy into it…. Oh right, I have a celebrity site…shit…I fuck everything up….unfortunately I don’t get to fuck Maria Menounos up…the ass…that greek goddess who I know loves anal cuz every greek girl I know loves anal…..but these pics are good enough for now…

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WWE’s Maryse Ouellet In Daisy Dukes

Here’s some wrestling chick, Maryse Ouellet , showing off her nice little badass body in a sweet pair of daisy dukes and a perfectly cropped cowgirl shirt. I like it. I don’t give a crap about the WWE , I don’t really know anyone who does, but she looks like the kind of woman that I’d like to spend a few afternoons drinking adult beverages with…. And then trying desperately get her into bed of course. Call me.