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Maria Menounos for SHAPE Magazine of the Day

I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat… Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.

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Maria Menounos for SHAPE Magazine of the Day

Maria Menounos for SHAPE Magazine of the Day

I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat… Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.

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Irina Shayk Flashing Pany of the Day

Irina Shayk was on Extra or some other low level show that is desperate to talk to any and all low level famous people because they are on 5 days a week and no A-Listers really participate in their bullshit…not that I really know what Extra is up to, I hate that shit. I just know that Maria Menounos’s anal loving Greek ass isn’t on it anymore, now it’s just Saved by the Bell’s Mario Lopez…which makes sense because hispanics in their 40s are probably the demographic of the show anyway.. That said, Irina flahsed panties, because if you’re going to be on TV, do your best to get noticed, it was just 5 years ago she was a Russian girl who had dreams of America…flashing panties for 4 dollars an hour…this isn’t much of struggle or stretch for her…if anything her whole career is based on panties..and getting that career..also based on panties…so I guess it’s just falling into place and reminding girls everywhere…show your panties…starting today, by emailing me… So much white…not very period friendly…risky….I like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here are her feet for the foot fetishists TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk’s Extra Hot Leg Show!

I know she’s putting on one hell of a sexy leg show here, but seeing hotties like Irina Shayk on Extra these days just makes me kind of sad it’s not Maria Menounos ‘ perfect booty up there on stage with them instead of that Saved by the Bell loser. Anyway, I have no clue what Irina was on there promoting, I just know it wasn’t our future best-selling sex tape, because it doesn’t exist (yet). But I’m hopeful she’ll come around eventually, because it’s a great business opportunity. I don’t think anyone’s ever made a sex tape with a blogger before. Hmm, how much do you think people would pay for a 30 second video? Actually, make it 45. We’ll have to do credits too. » view all 38 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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Maria Menounos Is Definitely Not Your “Everygirl”

I guess Maria Menounos wrote a book (or at least put her name on one), because here she is at a signing for “The EveryGirl’s Guide to Diet and Fitness” looking just as surprised about that as I am. Anyway, while I fully support Maria giving wannabe hotties exercise tips, considering she’s got one of the best booties in the business, I don’t know that she counts as “the every girl.” Because last I checked, I don’t want to bang “the every girl.” And before you point out that I probably just want to bang every girl instead, I do have some standards. Don’t laugh, that’s not supposed to be a punchline. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Us Weekly The Body Issue of the Day

Here are a whole bunch of shitty pics of….Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Angie Harmon, Katharine McPhee, Sofia Vergara, Emilia Clarke, Iggy Azalea, Ashley Benson, Lea Michele, Brooklyn Decker, Maria Menounos, Jillian Michaels, Lauren Cohan, Edy Ganem, Roselyn Sanchez or at least a few of them…because I can’t be bothered cross referencing the list of idiots with the pics I actually stole… The reality of all these low level publications that talk to trailer park housewives is that they are pretty much controlled by the publicists, so anyone in these pics are people being pushed hard by their team and not actually people with bodies that need to be celebrated Not to mention, if you are going to celebrate a fucking body, you should include spread labia, or asshole, since the asshole is the gateway to a women’s soul…

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Eiza Gonzalez Has A Snake Between Her Legs!

I’m not entirely sure who this Eiza Gonzalez chick is, or why she’s famous, but I think her and Miley Cyrus both used to date the same lucky bastard. Either way, she’s smoking hot, and that’s more than good enough for me. So here’s Eiza on the set of Extra posing with a stuffed snake wrapped around her and between her legs. But if you ask me, these pictures would’ve been way better if the producers had swapped out that stupid prop snake with Maria Menounos instead. I know, I know, I can’t believe I haven’t been given a job in TV yet either. » view all 44 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Hilary Rhoda is Hot in W of the Day

Hilary Rhoda is some model who is engaged to some Hockey Player from Canada named Sean Avery…which I guess has nothing to do with anything…because she’s already secured herself as a Sports Illustrated Model without him…and here she is in W magazine wearing what could be a bikini, because that’s what bikini models do, and I am posting it because I liked the pictures…you know in a basic low level retard kind of “those colours are nice” kind of way… I could go into her history as a greek girl, and wonder if like Maria Menounos she liked Greek, but I realize there’s no point, every girl likes anal, even those who aren’t naturally or genetically predisposed to it… I could go onto her wikipedia or her instagram to see who the person behind the bikini body is…but who gives a fuck, like a retard likes playing with rocks, I just like the pics…

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Teri Hatcher Pumps It Good

These are words I never expected to type in 2014, but here goes anyway: Teri Hatcher is actually looking pretty damn hot. Usually it’s just kind of sad to see 40-somethings try to copy the hottest new trends all the young hotties are doing, but if you ask me, Teri’s pulling it off here. And no, I’m not talking about going out in leggings, I mean gas station modeling . Just look at that booty pump, it’s like she’s been doing this for years. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Maria Menounos’ Booty Updates Are Numbered

Looks like it must be booty day here at Hollywood Tuna, and what booty day would be complete without an update from one of our favorite’s, Maria Menounos . I’m not sure if you heard, but according to my sources, Maria’s leaving Extra soon, which is pretty devastating for me, since it means these regular updates are going to be harder to come by. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to start becoming a real investigative journalist or something, because this story is way too juicy to drop. Yum. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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