This is not Brandi Glanville’s week when it comes to body parts. First, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member practically showed it all when stumbling drunk out of a bar crawl. Now, Brandi has taken to Twitter to whine about her broken hand, which she suffered in self-defense class Wednesday evening. Take a look at it here: “We are at circus my hand is throbbing and swollen and I couldn’t do my hair at all but its amazing!” Glanville Tweeted yesterday, proving her self-centeredness toughness. She isn’t the only celebrity this week to share her injury via a social network. Mariah Carey dislocated her shoulder during a music video shoot and then posted a video of herself leaving the hospital . We’re not sure why these women feel the need to publicize their pain to the public. Seems a bit self-serving and conceited. But we should take it easy on them. At Mariah and Brandi are not murderers .
Contrary to popular belief, Nick Cannon was making big bank long before Mariah Carey had a dirty thought involving him. The San Diego, California native…
She’s not from America…in fact she is from the place you broke free from and the whole reason you have today off, if you have a job, which I doubt… As far as I’m concerned, her tits, despite being from enemy territory, represent all that is right in the Free World…and what better way to celebrate Independence Day, than staring at them…I mean sure you could always be at the beach, or pool looking at real tits, but you’re too socially awkward for that, so take these ones in….they are worth it…
Since no one is on the computer, and if you are on the computer, you should not be on the computer, because it is July 4th, the most important day of the year, unless you’re Tom Cruise in Born on the Fourth of July, in which case, American pride made you lose the use of your legs, here’s some of the best pics on instagram tagged “July4th or FourthofJuly”…take it all in, it may be too much AMERICA to take in…not that that is ever possible, is it America….
Here’s an inspiring story that is perfectly suited for all you drunk, bikini wearing, Fourth of July celebrators…. BRAZORIA COUNTY, TX — Two women had the inside of their crotches searched on the side of the highway, thanks to the dutiful enforcement of tyrannical drug prohibition laws. Officers pulled the women over for speeding on their way home from the beach. Of course, traffic stops are just the excuse a good enforcer needs to begin fishing for reasons to throw people in cages. After finding a small amount of forbidden plants in the vehicle, officers weren’t satisfied. They wanted more. The two women, dressed only in bikinis, were told they were going to get an internal body cavity search. “Are you serious,” Brandy Hamilton asked the trooper. “If you hid something in there, we’re going to find it,” said the trooper. “You’re going to go up my private parts?!” Hamilton said. “You are going to stick your fingers in my stuff” “Yes ma’am.” The women say that the same glove was used to violate all of their orifices. From being pulled over for speeding….to the trooper smelling weed…to a full cavity search…with the same gloves…sounds like the opening scene of a porn movie…I mean friends who bikini together, and smoke weed together, should be be violated together with the same glove…even though I figure at that point..you might as well do the cavity search with your tongue. I know I would. The fact weed is illegal is just insane to me…the fact cops are corrupt assholes who abuse their authority..and finger bang chicks while pretending to search for weed, is just the way it is… I mean aren’t there real crimes to be chasing down? I don’t know she kinda looks like she likes it…
Nothing says “I love America” like Mariah Carey in an American Bikini…. I guess the only way to express how I actual feel about this..mom in her 40s staying relevant thanks to her team of publicists posting shit like this…that I assume is photoshopped…is this video of a guy getting choked the fuck out by another guy for flirting with his wife, cleary white trash, where I’m the guy getting choked out… Thank’s Mariah…
The murder case against former New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez has shocked the country, but those who know him well say to reserve judgment. He was a fun-loving teenager at Bristol Central High School, where he followed in the footsteps of his older brother, D.J., a tight end at the University of Connecticut. Some recall him struggling with the death of his father, Dennis, in 2006, but staying determined to become a pro athlete, spending hours working out before and after school. As Bristol police assist Massachusetts investigators, arresting one local man as a fugitive from justice, the community is left to ponder the fall of the hometown hero. A former high school teammate, Andrew Ragali, 24, said the troubled street hood he has seen portrayed on TV is not the Aaron Hernandez he knew. “You could maybe say he was immature, but he wasn’t a gang-banger,” Ragali said. “Not at all. I think when he went to college things might have changed, hanging around with the wrong people, but in high school, he wasn’t like that at all .” Ragali recalled seeing Hernandez again, years after high school, at a Hartford bar. He described him as quieter, and with many more tattoos. But said he was still very nice, asked about his family and took pictures with his girlfriend. It was after his father’s death that Hernandez began smoking marijuana and hanging out with a rough crowd, Hernandez’s mother, Terri, told USA Today. “The shock of losing his dad, there was so much anger,” she said. Hernandez’s mother works in the office at the local South Side elementary school, and other family members still live in Bristol, a city now in shock. “All I can say is that he will be cleared of all these charges in the end,” she told the Bristol Press outside her home Wednesday. “Just let it play out until the end.” The 23-year-old Hernandez was arrested Wednesday at his mansion in North Attleborough, Mass., and accused of orchestrating the execution of his friend, Odin Lloyd. Alll allegedly because Lloyd had talked to the wrong people at a nightclub. He was denied bail at a hearing Thursday in a Massachusetts courtroom, where his lawyer argued his client is not a risk to flee and the case against him is circumstantial. Hernandez, who is being investigated for two more murders – this time stemming from a drive-by shooting in Boston – remains behind bars, however. On June 16, the night before the slaying, a prosecutor said, Hernandez texted two friends and asked them to hurry to Massachusetts from Connecticut. A few minutes later, he texted Lloyd to tell him he wanted to get together, the prosecutor said. Authorities said surveillance footage showed the friends arriving. They did not say who they believe fired the shots. Bristol police have been assisting investigators in Massachusetts and that Carlos Ortiz, 27, of Bristol, had been charged as a fugitive from justice. He is being held on $1.5 million bail in Hartford.
Move over, Mariah Carey and Beyonce. There’s a new diva in town. TMZ has obtained a copy of a contract user by Justin Bieber for a photo shoot earlier this month – and it outlines a series of seemingly outlandish demands. For example, no one on the set can speak to Bieber. At all. There can be no cell phones around. And no one can ask for an autograph. And… oh… there can be no Selena Gomez music on set! The document clearly and matter-of-factly states this. Put on “Come and Get It” and he’s OUT. Among the other requests listed on the rider: A deli platter A vegetable platter Herbal tea A large pack of Swedish Fish Ritz Bits Peanut Butter Sandwiches Ritz Bitz Cheese Sandwiches White undershirts, socks and tanktops We’d ask Justin Bieber fans what they think of these crazy demands… but we’re guessing we already know their answer .
Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride…. The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis… Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.
I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous. I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up… And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE
