I am into Farrah Abraham and not just because I get to watch her fuck, take facials and squirt in her AMAZING SEX TAPE …oh right…that’s the only reason I am into Farrah Abraham….because before the sex tape, I had no idea who she was, reminding girls everywhere, if you get yourself on TV for idiotic reasons, then get fake tits, and turn to porn, because you’re broken to begin with, you will get the adoration of men everywhere, or at least from me, cuz I like when the natural slut comes out in people…. Here are her uncensored implant pics that INTOUCH circulated because INTOUCH is smut in denial…
Mariah Carey did this photoshoot in her bikini that she posted to the internet because no one told her that she’s 100 fucking years old. The good news is that the end result looks like some cheesy fucking shoot that took place back on a Miami spring break party in the 90s, or for the high school yearbook shit, with masterful graphic design shit, you know when she wasn’t 100 fucking years old…almost tricking me into thinking it was taken back when she mattered…before a bunch of kids…
Mariah Carey did this photoshoot in her bikini that she posted to the internet because no one told her that she’s 100 fucking years old. The good news is that the end result looks like some cheesy fucking shoot that took place back on a Miami spring break party in the 90s, or for the high school yearbook shit, with masterful graphic design shit, you know when she wasn’t 100 fucking years old…almost tricking me into thinking it was taken back when she mattered…before a bunch of kids…
Remember when KELLY BROOK was topless on the beach, showing off her really big natural tits, that happened to be big enough to distract from how soft the rest of her looked, not that you care whether she’s soft or not, you’re a loser who can’t get laid from middle America, the average girl you try to fuck is about 200 pounds heavier than Kelly Brook on a low end, and as high as 300 pounds heavier than her on the high end, because that’s just the kind of women who live in your town, and that’s just the kind of woman you attract, one with diabetes, in a motorized mobility scooter, unable to run, but who offers you the companionship you need to not kill yourself… What I am getting at is I find Kelly Brook fat, but she’s dainty in American standards, and guys for some reason, and not just black guys, are into these bodies….and call me crazy or gay for going for model thin and fit bodies… Weird…but not as weird as how much more I like her when she’s covered up…
Mariah Carey was on a boat, and despite what the date her birth certificate suggests….she got into a bikini… I wonder if this is another example of her manic episodes that I thought Nick Cannon and their twins helped get under control… Or maybe, this is all thanks to the meds making her feel good about herself, and at the top of her game and sex appeal, even though pushing 40 usually requires a little more of a one-piece…or even an 1890s style swimming outfit… Luckily for her, all I see is titties in a white bikini, and that shit excites me proper. To See Her at Some Evenr Follow this link
The MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J. housed some of the industry’s biggest names at the annual Summer Jam event concert, yesterday. The old school…
Mariah was way too big of a star to judge a competition like American Idol. Mariah Carey Officially Quits Idol According to TMZ Mariah Carey just made it official — she will NOT be back at the “American Idol” judges’ table for a second season … just as everyone expected. Mariah’s PR people announced her exit … before further confirming rumors that ‘AI’ producers want to make a clean sweep for next season. As we previously reported … ‘Idol’ is extremely interested in bringing back Jennifer Lopez to judge next season — and keeping Mariah and J.Lo would clearly be a bad fit … and a pricey one at that. We know Mariah and Jennifer wouldn’t be a good fit. We all saw Mariah shade J.Lo by not standing up to applaud her.
Kate Middleton who?!? Kim Kardashian what?!? One of our favorite actresses has briefly stolen the pregnancy spotlight by announcing she’s expecting baby number-two. “It’s pregnancy awareness month. So you should be aware … that I’m pregnant! Yup,” Autumn Reeser wrote on her website, Move Lifestyle. “Baby number TWO is on the way and due at the end of November. We’re thrilled!” The actress, forever beloved for her role The O.C. and who will next be seen on USA’s Necessary Roughness , is already mother to son Finneus James, who just celebrated his second birthday. Reeser married husband Jesse Warren in May 2009.
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